Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Ocean's 13 Premiere

The following two photos are something you almost never see from Angelina Jolie. Pure unadulterated (no pun intended) joy.
I swear though when she does this laugh of hers she does look exactly like Denise Richards. Minus the gold-digging, bloated red rock star and hooker past.
Well I guess it's a good thing they look like their mom. Is this the same suit he wore in Cannes?

I can just make out Al Pacino's bra.
I love Bernie Mac.
Eddie Izzard is probably the celebrity I would most like to meet. He does seem a bit irritated. I wonder if the thong is riding up his jeans.

Don Cheadle and his wife.
Speaking of Dorian Gray.
Casey Affleck is headed to the Britney Spears hair telethon after the premiere.
Again with the smiles. What is going on with Brangelina?
I just know Matt Damon's wife does that Suzanne Somers Three's Company laugh.
Lee Majors appears worried that his wife might make a break for it since they are out in public.
"I have decided only to date women over 65 now."

"Once you've had a senior you never go back."
Tara Reid is at the bottom of the heap here, but always at the top of my list.


29 comments:

  1. Oh no you did NOT just diss my Al Pacino. Seriously.

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  2. Anonymous10:13 AM

    Enty, you know I love you, but I love Clooney more.

    Red Carpet Comments:

    1. Angelina and Brad actually look happy and in love. I gotta say I'd be a little pissed at the paparazzi taking pictures of my every freakin' breath.

    2. Garcias - cute family.

    3. Al Pacino's bra - how muchg would that sell for on Ebay? LMAO

    4. Bernie Mac's the bomb.

    5. Don Cheadle rocks.

    6. I let Cindy Crawford borrow my body for red carpet events. Really, I do..

    7, 8. Skunk hair? - Love Matt Damon. I like the fact that he married somebody REGULAR.

    9. THAT'S Lee Majors? Lost weight and actually looks decent.

    10. My Georgie loves his mama.

    11. George needs a little more color in hi wardrobe. From what I can tell, his wardrobe consists of black, black, and khaki.

    12. Hey, Tara doesn't look like a slut!

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  3. Looks like there might be some clues in this post:
    - George and the old ladies
    - Matt Damon & wife enjoying threesomes, possibily with a female companion since 'Three's Company' was two girls & one guy. [I'm wondering if it's the one from last week where everyone guesses Will Smith & Jada]

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  4. Anonymous10:24 AM

    schneefloeckli - Oh, I like your Damon guess - I like him but that would be so awesome if he was the one liking 3somes - we always seem to guess the same people for these BIs but someone like him would be so FUNNY as you'd never expect it!!

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  5. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Pacino's hair is bad, really bad. Those sideburns just don't match up!

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  6. Anonymous10:34 AM

    What's going on with Angelina and Brad?

    They're HIGH!!

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  7. Anonymous10:38 AM

    Tara, I absolutely LOVE the dress! Any chance you'd send it my way when you're through with it....? ;)

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  8. Anonymous10:43 AM

    I think the Lee Majors picture tag was a huge BI reveal. Al Pacino looks like a mess!!! Ugh!

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  9. Anonymous10:46 AM

    I too think that the Lee Majors thing was a big BI clue. Could it be the one where he hides her when company comes over to hide the bruises or "evidence"?

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  10. Anonymous10:51 AM

    i totally agree with the lee majors/hide bruises comment.

    michele

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  11. Anonymous10:53 AM

    Gee, ENT, you used to be pretty rude about Tara. What's changed? *cough* AP?
    Brad and Angie do look very happy/high (same difference)
    And 10:46- That woman left her husband. These two are obviously still together.

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  12. Anonymous11:09 AM

    I still think George Clooney looks ill.

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  13. Anonymous11:22 AM

    I totally think that Lee Majors is the answer to the BI about the domestic abuse and hiding the wife away.

    -JMe

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  14. Anonymous11:30 AM

    LEE MAJORS IS NOT THE ANSWER TO THE BI ABOUT ABUSING HIS WIFE. THE WIFE LEFT HIM. THEY ARE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.

    Sorry to shout but, thats already been pointed out above

    Ladybug

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  15. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Didn't the blind item say that she was working up the courage to leave him though? Or something along those lines...? Maybe she finally left...

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  16. Anonymous11:39 AM

    Oops, sorry, I misunderstood...Disregard....

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  17. Anonymous11:49 AM

    OK...usually I don't have a whole lot of first hand celeb moments, but I actually have one I'll share with you! Yeah Me!

    Anyway...I met Lee Majors and his wife (was just girlfriend back then) at a charity golf event in Bermuda that I worked. We actually sat at the same table for dinner.

    Lee was the BIGGEST ASS I've ever met. He wouldn't talk to anyone at the table (even though there were other celebrities.) His girlfriend, on the other hand, who was about 16 at the time (OK...possibly 19) sat next to me and talked my ear off the whole time. Very nice girl, but DUMB as a STUMP!

    Anyway, she wanted me to show her around the island before they left, but I had to work the next day. I never saw them again.

    P.S. Lee could have been in a bad mood because his knee hurt. He was in one of those braces. It was kind of stupid, because when my husband and I met him, my husband made a stupid comment about "don't they have the technology to fix you???" Duh...that's probably what put him in a bad mood.

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  18. Anonymous11:50 AM

    Enty LOVES burying hints in pictures/captions so I doubt he would post a headline that says "Lee Majors appears worried that his wife might make a break for it since they are out in public" if it didn't have some sort of meaning behind it. Just sayin. I still think it's Lee.

    -JMe

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  19. ROFL Mary Mac and the "don't they have the technology" line. ^5.

    And Enty, by the Eddie Izzard comments, I'm guessing you've never worn a thong (which is fine). They don't "ride up" -- they ARE up -- that's the whole point of the butt floss, silly!

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  20. Anonymous12:10 PM

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/05/todays-blind-items_21.html

    Monday, May 21, 2007
    Today's Blind Items

    It's not often you can shock me anymore, but this one comes close. This former A list film actor who is now a TV regular but no longer A list recently got divorced. The reason given of course was irreconcilable differences. In reality, he beat the living crap out of his wife. What is worse is that after beating her he didn't want her to go out in public to be seen and commented upon so he locked her in a two room suite in the house when he wasn't there or when people visited. When friends would visit during her incarceration periods she was either on vacation or out shopping depending on the circumstances. She finally had enough and got a huge settlement to keep it quiet.

    Posted by ent lawyer at 12:14 PM

    Labels: blind item

    I don't think this is LM in that it says former A-list film actor. Lee was A-list TV during 6-million $ Man and Fall Guy possibly, but never the movies. It also says that he was divorced.

    I think many of us felt that this BI was solved with James Caan.

    JMO

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  21. Anonymous12:22 PM

    Oh that's right JMO! My bad. I totally forgot that we had guessed James! LOL! Too many BI's to keep up with!!

    -JMe

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  22. Anonymous12:41 PM

    MM, and Hez,
    Man ya'lls brain must contain a filofax, because I'm like JMe, I can't remember BIs from Monday let alone weeks ago. :)

    Al looks bad. I bet he's taking the same drug Stallone's on...they almost have matching (if that's even possible) fros.

    Tracee

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  23. Anonymous12:52 PM

    I'm going with Tara as AP (American Pie) or has that been disproven yet?

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  24. Anonymous2:57 PM

    Very interesting anon 12:52. Some food for thought, definitely.

    Tracee

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  25. Anonymous3:21 PM

    That's George's momma in the pic! He has a mommy complex not an old lady complex!

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  26. Anonymous6:04 PM

    more eddie, please. he butches up real good!
    besides, he's funny and smart. he can ransack my closet any time!

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  27. Anonymous12:19 AM

    No, 12:52. It hasnt been disproven. I have been screaming it from the roof top for months and they either won't listen or don't care. AP is def Tara Reid. Just click on her name on the right column and read all the posts with her in. About how they met and nowdays he says the nicest things about her. It's her

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  28. Anonymous1:14 AM

    the other day i meant to dl a bunch of swain's movies and watch them for hours on end.... but instead i ended up dl-ing/watching the riches. wow, i loooove that show! thus, i now love eddie izzard. i'm not down with the cross dressing kid, but oh well.

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  29. Anonymous12:04 PM

    Have it on record that Izzard is absolutely charming in person, may even put on a little show if there's a piano/some booze around. Saw him at an event talking with a hot blond reporter for about an hour. Afterwards, she told me she'd forgotten that he wasn't gay and had been talking dirty with him the whole time.

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