Tuesday, July 24, 2007

**Update**Horrible Things Celebrities Did Yesterday Part Two--More Lindsay--The Assistant And The Bracelet

The girl whispering in Lindsay's ear is her former assistant. The assistant's mother is who Lindsay was chasing at 130am after the assistant quit. The assistant's mother was in the car who called the cops because she was scared of Lindsay. The mother then pulled into a parking lot and was confronted by Lindsay as the cops arrived. Now, look at Lindsay's ankle and you can see the bracelet that wasn't even turned on.

The SCRAM device Lindsay was wearing wasn't hooked up to anything. In order for the SCRAM to work, a modem has to be plugged in and then the bracelet sends a signal to the modem back at your house and then on to the monitoring place. Without hooking up the damn thing, there was no way it was ever going to work. PLUS, even if it was hooked up, it can't send a signal from Las Vegas to Los Angeles so unless Lindsay brought the modem with her when she traveled it was NEVER going to do anything there anyway because she was out of range.

Lindsay's attorney released the following statement:
"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."

I'm glad she came out and said that, BUT, it only says that Lindsay was tested DAILY. According to the company, you are supposed to always have the modem plugged in and reporting. I don't know what happens if you have the modem unplugged and then plug it back in the morning after you have slept for ten hours. Also, it doesn't register cocaine or other drugs, just alcohol.
The company monitoring Lindsay had no idea she had been arrested. They haven't said if they knew she was drinking.


  1. But WHY did she quit? Why was she scared? Who was with her in the car? Details, my main man, details....

  2. She quit because LL is a dipshit and she didn't want to be a part of it. Wouldn't you be scared if some drunk/drugged up bitch was chasing you?

  3. Aren't they always? ha, kidding. I am so nosey, but really, why would LL chase after the broad? That's what I am getting at. What happened in that conversation that LL felt certifiably threatened career-wise. Theres got to be some damn fine dirt in her assistant's head.

    I need a life.

  4. I was skeptical of the SCRAM bracelet to begin with. Had it been court ordered, I would believe it. But because it was "her" idea to wear it, I figured it was just for the cameras.

  5. The more I hear of these messes, the more I want to just run and hide.

    What sad lives they all must lead. Miserable little punks.

  6. Anonymous10:29 AM

    I think there will be a lot more dirt coming out, but perhaps the assistant got scared when the cocaine got pulled out and realized it was time to get out or else her own freedom was at risk. If Lilo got busted with drugs while with the PA, wouldn't the PA be at risk of being arrested too? I'd get my ass out of there if things started getting dicey - who cares how glam the job might be. Also, doesn't Lilo have a history of being paranoid while coked out? It wouldn't surprise me if she started threatening the PA enough to call her mom to come pick her up.

  7. tmz says shes back in rehab. I really don't think she is an "addict." I think she is an irresponsible twat.

  8. Yeah, I think that is how the modem works though - you keep it on, it takes hourly readings but you have to take out the chip and manually upload at the end of the day the data - I think one of the Entertainment shows did a report on it this week...so it was never intended to be like an instant report.

  9. So the cynic that I am...it would seem the assistant got the mom involved for future magazine sympathy tell all...I was so scared, I didn't know who else to call. I can't wait for that tell all to come out-I hope that there was not confidentiality contract signed.
    I also wonder if anyone actually believed the device was used as it was supposed to, I sure didn't!
    Lastly, what a sad f*cked up nolongercandinausetheexcuseofsheisonlyalittle girl.

  10. I have been working with a 10yr old girl,victim of sexual abuse. Little girl thinks she has to dress "hot" like her hero, Lindsay Lohan.
    We have a lot of work to do.

    Do I want to see the LAW really slam it to Lindsay Lohan? Ohhh you bet I do. Big time. For the sake of all those little girls who look up to her, yes, send her away.

  11. Obviously something shady happend for the assistant to quit and its not like shes gonna ask Linds to drive her home..so big deal she called her Mom. Why is that a prob? Why does it mean she's going to the rags??

    I have a feeling Lilo is a scary ass biotch drunk/high..i'd call mom too!!! lol.

  12. Lindsay has always been paranoid and totally possessive. That's why she can't keep a guy - she suffocates them to death. How many scenes has she caused - pounding on doors, screaming, begging - chasing men. No one says NO to Lindsay, if she has anything to say about it.

    She is probably that way with her assistant, and when the assistant had enough and dared to quit, Lindsay wouldn't "allow" that to happen, so she chased her down. Only this time, an "adult" got involved and put a stop to it.

  13. In fact, the last accident she had, she was chasing that DJ Samantha - her girlfriend. She has a history of chasing people in her car.

  14. The level of stupidity of the celebuTARDS is just endless. As if it wasn't stupid of her enough to get behind the wheel, she actually drove into the police station parking lot.

  15. She also tried to beat the crap out of one of her drug dealers. She is one a nasty piece of work.


    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA. Like anyone believes the "allegedly" part anymore.