In an interview with Maxim Magazine, Megan Fox says she only knows five people who aren't on drugs and she doesn't consider pot a drug so they must really be hitting the good stuff. Megan state she has tried every drug under the sun and that way she could make an informed decision about whether she likes them or not. Megan said the only one she likes is pot.
So, she tried them all, but didn't like them huh? How many times did she have to try them, to establish that or is she still doing market research? So from now on we just need to count her friends and when we reach five, everyone else is drug user. Brian Austin Green, Michael Bay. Wait though which five people? Maybe Brian and Michael should be in the drug using category. This is so confusing. She should just tell us which five friends are clean.
So she was on Hope and Faith for 2 years with Kelly Ripa...is that one of the 5?
ReplyDeleteIts works out b/c Brian Austin Green can buy their weed from Luke Perry
ReplyDeleteIf you try every drug under the sun do you still have enough brain cells to make an intelligent decision? Informed - does that require the capacity to process the information?
ReplyDeleteApparently she intends on trying every tattoo artist under the sun, as well.
ReplyDeleteHer parents are probably two of them.
ReplyDeleteshe's hot but i do not see why people are comparing her to Angelina!
ReplyDeleteAngelina is naturally sexy and fierce without trying so hard like this young chicken head.
So how long until she dumps her "fiance" d lister, brian austin green? We all know its gonna happen, she's hit it big with the transformer movie.
she's a poser! no one is like angelina! who says shit like that? what's that saying about people who talk about stuff often don't do it? who is she kidding? 5 people? u r soooooooooooo cool megan fox!! please enlighten us...
ReplyDeletehave you seen the package on Briona Auston Green? She aint going nowhere...lol
ReplyDeleteActually, she knows scores of people who aren't on drugs but she's too high to properly count them.
ReplyDeleteShe wins for the dumbest tats in hollywoods, and that's saying something...
ReplyDeletePretty girl but not AJ pretty, it will be interesting to see if she keeps her big dicked b/f.
Hasn't Brian Austin Green been engaged tons of times before? I thought Alyssa Milano and him were engaged after he broke his engagement to Tiffani Amber Theissen...could be wrong.
ReplyDeletePredictions
ReplyDelete-lots of pics of her trying to be glam in tabloids
-breaks up with BAG and has a tear-filled interview in a magazine
-her publicist ticks off some magazine, that then publishes pics of her messy and 'out of control' at some nightclub and points out that she's a dead ringer for Kim K (sans contacts)
-she fades off the face of the earth
Clock em. I say all this happens before Thanksgiving
5:29, I want your magic 8-ball! (And probably so does Megan, but minus the "magic" part. Heh.)
ReplyDeleteExcellent predictions. Who else is for pulling up a folding chair to watch the entropy?
(Cue LA nightclubs jockeying for position to be the location for the "out of control" photo op!)
<3 hez. No magic 8 ball needed:) Just seeing it and knowing exactly what will happen, as miserable company bears to repeat the same history of other miserable company.
ReplyDeleteRehab is too played out, so she won't be hitting that.
Niice predict. I'm game. I've got $5 on it. :)
ReplyDeleteShe's in the #1 movie in America, she's young & hot and looks a bit like Angelina. There are big, fat nasty studio heads lining up projects for her now just because they want to sleep with her.
ReplyDeleteBrian Austin Green has played this game before. He is toast. She'll be done w/him by the end of the year.
He lived with(engaged to?) Tiffani Amber Thiessen during their 90210 stint, and when they broke up, he started dating & became engaged to Vanessa Marcil (who has a thing for sleeping w/costars) after she joined the cast. They eventually had a baby together. Then he dumped her.
Vanessa has also been dumped by ex-hubby Corey Feldman, Nathan Fillon, Tyler Christopher (who also married & cheated on Eva Longoria (he thought he was going to be a big star...yeah at 5'6 and 140 pounds soaking wet...funny now NO ONE mentions him in conjunction w/her recent nuptials...serves him right), then moved on to Brian Austin Green. I wonder if Vanessa has some major mental issues?