Friday, July 27, 2007

Popbitch Blind Item

This Hollywood director of a summer blockbuster likes nothing better than getting a large bag of cocaine and picking up young women, usually in the company of another hard-partying, journeyman movie director. Blockbuster-chap likes the all-American look, while his friend will only go for very young Asian women.


20 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Michael Bay, not sure who the journeyman would be

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  2. I smell a Ratner . . .

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  3. you both beat me to it. You've named 1 and 2.

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  4. It could be Brad Bird, director of "Ratatouille".

    Sorry, just kidding ;-)

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  5. Anonymous12:35 PM

    we would consider Ratner or Bay to be "journeyman" directors? I'm gonna disagree for the block, John.

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  6. Ratners just a coke head prick that's why..lol.

    He's had a hard on for Lilo for years..

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  8. oh dnfrommn - your Hollywood Squares reference made me giggle...and tingle in my special place.

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  9. define journeyman director please. thank you! :)

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  10. Anonymous1:42 PM

    jour·ney·man(jûrn-mn)
    n.
    1. One who has fully served an apprenticeship in a trade or craft and is a qualified worker in another's employ.
    2. An experienced and competent but undistinguished worker.

    maybe I had a misunderstanding of the word. I guess Ratner or Bay would fit in the 2nd definition.

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  11. summer blockbusters:

    spidey 3
    shrek 3
    harry potter
    pirates of carib 3
    fantastic 4
    live free/ die hard
    rataouille
    transformers
    simpsons
    rush hour 3

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  12. Was that "a summer blockbuster" as in summer of 2007 or could it possibly be another year?

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  13. chicken- good point! i was only looking at '07.

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  14. Let's not forget BOURNE! Can't wait!!

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  15. Bret Ratner and Peter Bogdanovich.
    I think Bret used to live with Peter or vice versa. There was a big article about Bret in Vanity Fair a couple of months ago and it talked about their close friendship.

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  17. i'm thinking 'blockbuster-chap' might be a reference to our english friends overseas for the secret square...

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  18. I agree, buvez.rose. a chap liking the american look - he's definitely british.

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  19. how about sir ridley scott? he's divorced (twice) and has had a few summer blockbuster movies....

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  20. i think the friend is Tarantino, he's got a fetish for feet and i wouldn't doube a fetish for the asian ladies.

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