Monday, July 16, 2007

Random Photos Part Two

So I wonder if she works for fish.

So right after this photo was taken Kelly Rowland passed out. First of all it was like 120 degrees there and second, she looks like she weighs about half a Beyonce. Just so you know that is a valid unit of measurement. OK, maybe not, but it sounds good huh?
Where the hell did my baby bump go? She actually looks kind of hot in those jeans. She's usually all frumpy, sweat pantsy looking.
Sometimes she looks good, and this is one of those times.
She's got more fingers on the cigarettes and empty Starbucks cup than the dog. Isn't that a new dog also?
This is news. No, not the rent-a-kids, but the fact that I think Victoria wore that outfit before.

Tom Hanks looks like Charles Nelson Reilly
I think it's a toss up whether Simon or the dog has more body hair.

A very long way from Kangaroo Jack and he knows it.


8 comments:

  1. Ben looks really thin. This isn't the first time either.

    And Paris has ginormous thighs. She should do some exercise.

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  2. Jerry & Rebecca's other wedding pictures show their dog walking them down the "aisle". So cute!

    Seeing these two so happy warms even my black heart.

    Time for half a Beyonce more coffee...

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  3. I honestly thought Tom Hanks was Barbara Striesand when I scrolled quickly. He looks like he has busoms.

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  4. Anonymous12:39 PM

    What happened to only showing pictures of parasite when it showed off man-hands? I'm sick of it just after 2 today.

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  5. Jerry saw the proofs of the Bebe shoot and hopped on board. Good for them. I hope they have lots of beautiful babies.

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  6. - Cameron - ALWAYS look bood in a bikini.
    - Paris - Damn, that dude is really living dangerously in that position.
    - Tom Hanks looks llike Barbara Streisand.
    - For the love of God, someone please get that dog away from Britney. There must be some law that precludes crazy people from being the caretaker of any other living creature.

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  7. Didn't Shitney just buy a dog not too long ago? What happened to that one? She's a disgusting mess.

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  8. omigod whos more excited and feminine Rebecca or Jerry??

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