Ok, Ellen von Unwerth needs a new make-up artist. There are some HORRIBLE photos of the beyond gorgeous Monica Belluci. And she doesn't even make Demi Moore look good. (The Keri Russel ones were great, but all sleazy sleazy sleazy). The only one of these I like are #4. And that's only if I had to pick one.
Don't care if Photoshop was involved, don't care what her personality is, don't care what her X-list status is - she still photographs stunningly and in the end, that's what matters. It's all about illusion, after all. Kudos to the photographer, Ellen von Unwerth for delivering some fabulous work.
twisted sister said: Yeah, and the illusion is that Demi Moore has fat thighs.
If those are fat thighs, I don't even want to know what mine are considered! LOL
And as for her cleavage, they do look a wee bit too symmetric, but couldn't it just be a wonderbra, tape and judicious placement of her arms? But hey, I'm just a gay man - what do I know...
TS: I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now - I hung out with enough drag queens in my misspent youth to be able to say with complete authority that given enough tape, makeup and saran wrap, you can do an awful lot with absolutely nothing - and given she didn't start with nothing (Striptease, anyone?) I'm seriously doubting they've been Beckhamed. Possibly lifted, but certainly not inflated (disclaimer: at least recently).
And btw, I called in a second opinion about Demi's thighs since I did kind of begin to doubt my own based on your reaction, and in the words of two of my co-workers (one male, one female, both heterosexual in the interests of balance), "her thighs are *not* fat by a long shot" - but hey, one person's hot is another's Paris Hilton.
Merlin, we're soul mates! I, too, hung around with gay men and drag queens (one named Beverly Hillsanowski) in my misspent youth. Actually, it was because I loved to dance and when we'd go to the gay bar in Chicago (the Bistro - with the bearded ballerina dancing in a cage) nobody would hassle me. And naive me thought they were being sweet when I'd go to the Ladies room and they'd tell me to ahead of them. Oh, how foolish was I???!!!!
p.s. next time I see a cheesecake photo with the same kind of shot, I'll ask you if the thighs look thin compared to Demi's. You can ask your co-workers. I want validations, damnit!!!!
I was moved to leave a comment about how wonderful these pics are, and was shocked to see all the negative comments. I just love everything about these and the Keri Russell ones, too. The subject of the photos is secondary to me, but if I were Demi or Keri, I'd treasure these to look back on when I'm 75 and trying to convince my grandkids that I was a siren in my heyday.
Wait, this is making me laugh now. You say that like you know me. I've never seen you post before yesterday and you're trying to lay some guilt on me for something you THINK I'm about? That's just weird.
Merlin D. Bear said... and given she didn't start with nothing (Striptease, anyone?) ---------------- Demi famously got implants before shooting that film. In fact the WSJ film reviewer said her breasts moved about as much as Cher's face! HAHAHA good one.
Ok, Ellen von Unwerth needs a new make-up artist. There are some HORRIBLE photos of the beyond gorgeous Monica Belluci. And she doesn't even make Demi Moore look good. (The Keri Russel ones were great, but all sleazy sleazy sleazy). The only one of these I like are #4. And that's only if I had to pick one.
ReplyDeleteIs leaning on a tampon machine and smoking in the bathroom supposed to be chic???
ReplyDeleteWow I couldnt even recognize her...not a good thing...or is it?
ReplyDeleteI don't care, my favorite Demi Moore photo is the one of her curled up in bed at dawn cuddling her mother, who was dying of cancer.
ReplyDeletevon Werth needs a new trick..yawn.
ReplyDeleteDemi is still using the same poses she had early in her career as a porn mag model.
ReplyDeleteEllen needs to learn a few new tricks as well.
Don't care if Photoshop was involved, don't care what her personality is, don't care what her X-list status is - she still photographs stunningly and in the end, that's what matters.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about illusion, after all.
Kudos to the photographer, Ellen von Unwerth for delivering some fabulous work.
merlin d. bear said....
ReplyDelete"It's all about illusion, after all."
Yeah, and the illusion is that Demi Moore has fat thighs.
I like these pictures.
ReplyDeleteThere is something interesting about her.
These are recent pics?
ReplyDeleteShe is sporting Victoria Beckham style breasts
(concrete screw-ons)
yuk!
ReplyDeletePoor Rumer...
ReplyDeleteI know this sounds lame but is she trying to get herself in the press to compete against her daughter?
Any comments?
twisted sister said:
ReplyDeleteYeah, and the illusion is that Demi Moore has fat thighs.
If those are fat thighs, I don't even want to know what mine are considered! LOL
And as for her cleavage, they do look a wee bit too symmetric, but couldn't it just be a wonderbra, tape and judicious placement of her arms?
But hey, I'm just a gay man - what do I know...
Merlin, if you're a gay man, you probably know a lot you're not telling us...lmao.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, for a woman of her size, with her thin legs, they look fat in the pics.
TS: I'm seriously laughing my ass off right now - I hung out with enough drag queens in my misspent youth to be able to say with complete authority that given enough tape, makeup and saran wrap, you can do an awful lot with absolutely nothing - and given she didn't start with nothing (Striptease, anyone?) I'm seriously doubting they've been Beckhamed. Possibly lifted, but certainly not inflated (disclaimer: at least recently).
ReplyDeleteAnd btw, I called in a second opinion about Demi's thighs since I did kind of begin to doubt my own based on your reaction, and in the words of two of my co-workers (one male, one female, both heterosexual in the interests of balance), "her thighs are *not* fat by a long shot" - but hey, one person's hot is another's Paris Hilton.
Eh. Not impressed. D has looked better.
ReplyDeleteMerlin, we're soul mates! I, too, hung around with gay men and drag queens (one named Beverly Hillsanowski) in my misspent youth. Actually, it was because I loved to dance and when we'd go to the gay bar in Chicago (the Bistro - with the bearded ballerina dancing in a cage) nobody would hassle me. And naive me thought they were being sweet when I'd go to the Ladies room and they'd tell me to ahead of them. Oh, how foolish was I???!!!!
ReplyDeletep.s. next time I see a cheesecake photo with the same kind of shot, I'll ask you if the thighs look thin compared to Demi's. You can ask your co-workers. I want validations, damnit!!!!
This is the first time Demi Moore has ever looked like a true movie star.
ReplyDeleteGreat pictures.
I was moved to leave a comment about how wonderful these pics are, and was shocked to see all the negative comments. I just love everything about these and the Keri Russell ones, too. The subject of the photos is secondary to me, but if I were Demi or Keri, I'd treasure these to look back on when I'm 75 and trying to convince my grandkids that I was a siren in my heyday.
ReplyDeleteOh, and twisted...I am profoundly saddened by your lowbrow 'fat' comment.
ReplyDeletePeek, I would never say that if she really HAD fat thighs. To me, they just look fat, and I was shocked to see that.
ReplyDeleteWait, this is making me laugh now. You say that like you know me. I've never seen you post before yesterday and you're trying to lay some guilt on me for something you THINK I'm about? That's just weird.
ReplyDeleteMerlin D. Bear said...
ReplyDeleteand given she didn't start with nothing (Striptease, anyone?)
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Demi famously got implants before shooting that film. In fact the WSJ film reviewer said her breasts moved about as much as Cher's face!
HAHAHA
good one.