I have never been a big fan of text abbreviations or the online speak that pervades chatrooms. Well, I take that back. It is tough to type with one hand so maybe some of the abbreviations are necessary. However, in this one case, I think it is nice to be a technosexual, and to understand that what I am about to convey is simply too much information.
While Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad Pitt, and ONLY while she was married to Brad Pitt, Jennifer would get her nether region waxed constantly. Dawn Daluise who used to do the deed for Jennifer has recently said that Jennifer was obsessed with removing any trace of hair down there. She would come in and have peach fuzz removed and also have the waxing done when there was no hair to wax. If Jennifer ever saw a stray hair she would take tweezers and pull it out. Jennifer would come into get it waxed multiple times in a week.
Jennifer would spend time each day with a mirror and tweezers looking for any offenders, and was especially conscious about her bikini line.
When Brad and Jen got divorced the waxing also stopped leading to speculation that maybe Brad would only do Jen if she was totally bald, baby smooth and had nothing on her body to indicate she was someone over the age of 14. At least it gives you pause to wonder why she was so obsessed about it while married, but couldn't give a crap as soon as he left.
I remember reading an interview in Vogue with Gwenyth Paltrow (when she was with Brad) that she was also a big fan of that procedure. Not information I felt the need to be made aware of in the case of either woman.
ReplyDeleteThe reason she stopped COULD be the whole "Brad likes 'em bald" thing, or it could simply be because a lot of women cut back on their grooming routine after a relationship. It takes a lot of work, and if you don't feel you have to, then f*ck it, why bother?
ReplyDeleteStill, TMI indeed - did not wanna know about Jen Jen's nether regions...
Maybe she's just getting it done in another salon.
ReplyDeleteIt makes my nether regions hurt just thinking about all that abuse. Grooming is okay but tweezing??? *shudders* Waxing? *screams*
ReplyDeleteI feel compelled to make some statement about the impact of an oppressive Pittriarchy on a woman's cootergrooming...
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...meenwhile Brad looks like a withered saddelbag with eyes.
ReplyDeleteHe Brad, Robert Redford called..
Oh Hez, you crack me up.
ReplyDeleteCootergrooming!
Hey we have a shop in town called Pretty Kitty. Yep, they are in biz triming and shaving womens hoohas.
ReplyDeleteSad that there are so many women out there who feel the need to look artifical even in the most private of places.
;) Thx Pebbles. I guess bad coffee and sleep deprivation aren't that detrimental to my commenting mojo after all.
ReplyDeletethat's the kind of commitment all women should show to a relationship, then there would be a lot more happy men in the world.
ReplyDeleteI'd be a lot happier if my god dmaned husband would pick up after himself.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you meant damned, though in the context of this discussion, your Laboutin is very nice. Dmaned = male baldness.... or maybe cooter baldness?
ReplyDeleteOooh, yes, totally hot Laboutin!
ReplyDelete"Bald-peen hammer?"
I'm so dextrous with a razor my ex bf had no idea for 4 years that i never waxed..lol. Venus all the way ladies! (and a small hand held mirror)
ReplyDeleteHow's that for TMI?? hehehe.
Jax, definitely TMI.
ReplyDeleteI just have one comment to the waxing/plucking: OUCH!!! I can't think of any guy who would be worth that pain.
Ummm makes me wonder if Mr. Pitt getting his balls waxed too. It only seems fair if you demand a girl to be waxed smooth... then the man should have to do the same thing.
ReplyDeleteSeriously... can you image any man sitting still and letting someone rip all the hair out of his balls with hot wax and felt strips?
Remember that Manison was a fat assed woman until she had her blubber liposuctioned away and her forehead lifted so that her hairline was higher. She probably looked like a man on hormones naked. Brad did the right thing by kicking her to the curb like yesterday's garbage. Bitch was a total fraud.
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