#1 This celebutard was talking smack at a party about a guest who is a blinged out top male singer/producer. Word got to the singer and he made sure that whenever our celebutard started hitting on a woman, the singer would involve himself into the conversation and get the woman to come with him. Even though he was getting paid to be at the party, our celebutard left early and left pissed.
#2 These two actors had not seen each other since their movie wrapped several months ago. Last night at the premiere was a chance for them to reconnect and they did to the point that late in the evening before leaving together, they were spotted holding hands discreetly under the table at which they were sitting. (yes, it's general, but it's all I can do for now.)
Now if someone even tries saying #2 is Reese and Jake at the Rendition premiere, I'm gonna puke. Go Toothy!
ReplyDelete#2 might be the "Why did I get married?" movie premiere?
ReplyDelete#1 Brody Jenner?
ReplyDeleteTigerbeat, I agree. Jenner was the first name that came to mind.
ReplyDeleteFor number two, I have no clue but, could "two actors" refer to two guys?
Who's the guy Mary Kate been seen all over london with - she left the Row launch with him and attended art show with him (getty images) and then Nobu with him? It just we want someone else to talk about thats not Britney!
ReplyDeleteI'm curious as to why ENT can't be more specific. Maybe he couldn't think of clues that wouldn't give it away immediately?
ReplyDeleteThe new Elizabeth movie is coming out this week, so it must've had its premiere recently, too. Period-piece, English, etc., are too easy clues.
Given that Ent posted pics from Rendition premiere, I would assume it would be that. Perhaps the Gyllenspooning was a way to hide the real relationship (between the unknown costars or Jake and one fo the unknowns).
ReplyDeleteHm if #1 was being paid to be there, he must be a relatively well known? My first guess was Brody Jenner as well.
ReplyDelete#2. Jake and Reese were the first that came to mind, only b/c they're so off and on (which could explain why they hadn't seen each other in awhile) and the Rendition premier was so recent.
At the Rendition premiere - how about Meryl Streep and Alan Arkin. Crazy but possible.
ReplyDeleteThat made it to the blog ???
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Brody Jenner is a good guess! Maybe Kanye West is the blinged out singer/producer? He he. Ent has been calling him blinged out after Kanye's anti-bling comment, hasn't he?
ReplyDeletesome combonation of: JOAQUIN PHOENIX/ MARK WALBERG/ EVA MENDES? WE OWN THE NIGHT
ReplyDeleteCaptiva, that's a great guess. It probably is Joaquin and Eva. They were dating during filming, they even got in a car accident together. They're probably sleeping off a major binge as we speak
ReplyDeleteHey ENT,
ReplyDeleteWould you please stop using the made up word "celebutard?"
I've got a son with mental retardation. Every damn day I struggle to get others to respect him as a human being and treat him the way he deserves to be treated.
I come to your site to take a break from that struggle. And it sucks to see you call every no-goodnik sleezy male media whore a celebutard. From my perspective, that is derogatory to the mentally retarded. Please stop. Thanks.
Leah, while we all feel for your son..Celebutard is now part of pop culture and asking one blogger to stop is like pushing a house up a hill on wheels.
ReplyDeleteI think i'd work on getting people to not use the full word RETARD as that is much more hurtful and derogatory than a passing term in cyberspace.
But i hear ya. I hate when people use the term 'that is so gay' inferring whatever it is -its bad.
ps its so Brody Jenner..memeber El had the photos like yesterday of him 'going home alone'
ReplyDeleteHi Jax,
ReplyDeleteYeah, I hate the pharase "retard" too. If I hear someone say it, I totally call them on it. So, I thought I should call ENT out on "celebutard" too.
On a side note, I know that ENT has a soft spot for folks with special needs, and has promoted nonprofits that help people with special needs.
For whatever reason, I just couldn't take reading it again from someone that I know actually does care about folks with mental retardation.
Ok, well I'm off my soap box.
1. Federslime. I recall reading that he gets paid to attend parties.
ReplyDelete2. Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, because that would be so damn hot. Er, I mean, the clues fit. Yeah, that's it.
#1 - kanye and brandon davis were@ tenjune for the intouch! 5th annv party..sounds about right...
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's Jake Gyllenhaal and one of his (male) co-stars. This article comments on the (non) interaction between Jake and Reese at the premiere:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2007-10-11-renditionpremiere_N.htm
Ok, I'm going to guess Jake Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard, because he specifically mentions him in the article I linked above, and he's hot. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Patsie on it being two guys. I don't know the supporting actors in Rendition, but some of them ping right off the 'dar! So yeah, Toothy and one of his male co-stars.
ReplyDeletePeter Saarsgard is the father of Maggie Gyllenhall's baby, so I doubt Jake would be holding hands with his de facto brother in law.
ReplyDeleteWhat else premiered last night?
The only thing about a Jake guess (and his name popped into my head first) is that Rendition was filming in the summer - only a couple of months ago, not several.
ReplyDeleteWell, in the article I linked, it says that Reese Witherspoon hadn't seen Aramis Knight (who played her son) in 6 months.
ReplyDeletesinger/producer ne yo?
ReplyDeleteJake G and Omar Metwally???
ReplyDeleteI really don't know but I have a feeling this is either a girl/girl or boy/boy. Leaning more towards B/B.
How about Zachary Quinto and Jake??
ReplyDeleteIt says "last night at the premiere". That should narrow it down???
ReplyDelete#1 how sad would you be if you had to pay folks to come to your damm party and and people were low enough to be paid to come?
ReplyDelete#2. I have no names but it sounds like these are either gay folks or one or both of the party are married. Why else would you do something so tame as to hold someones hand...and hide it?
Movie premieres Wednesday night: 30 Days Of Night, Rendition, Redacted,
ReplyDeleteTuesday was: We own the Night, Why Did I Get Married
Did anyone read ted c's blind item today? Well the wording is the same as what ent put on the random photos today? Is tobey the closeted new dad and husband who goes up and down in weight?
ReplyDeleteENT said- Tobey Maguire and Kevin Connolly. Tobey actually looks really happy in his new role as dad and has lost some serious weight.
Is kanye considered a "singer"? Nah, he is a rapper.
ReplyDeleteI thought that Ne-yo was just a songwriter, but I guess he would fit, wouldn't he?
Brody Jenner is wack!!!!
1. Brody Jenner. He seems like a total skeeze and the type who gets "paid" to be at a party. I also read that he has quite the assortment of STD's
ReplyDelete2.I think it went down at the rendition premiere, but I'm not sure who was involved.
Captivagrl,
ReplyDeleteI think you are spot on in saying:
"#1 - kanye and brandon davis were@ tenjune for the intouch! 5th annv party..sounds about right..." I was just going to post it myself, but read your entry.
and you could be right about #2 as well! Good work!
april- ty, just a guess , gotta get something correct once in a while..we'll see...??
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal is a cocksucker. It was him and one of his co stars (NOT Reese; Jake has his eye on redeye).
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