Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Peter Brady Doesn't Like Girl On Girl Action


Confirming my worst fears that perhaps Christopher Knight isn't the man he pretends to be, Christopher Knight has asked for a separation from his wife/nympho Adrianne Curry. In an episode of their reality show My Fair Brady... Maybe Baby, the couple was in the midst of a serious argument about whether or not to have a baby. Christopher Knight, because he is about 100, doesn't want one, while Adrianne Curry who is 18, does want one. And to think they can make 15 episodes out of that. Anyway, Adrianne decided to make Chris' day and year by posing for a series of provocative nude photos with another woman and presenting them to Chris for his birthday. Unlike 95% of all heterosexual men, Chris exploded and said, "It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation."

The episode airs in January of next year. I'm guessing that Adrianne won the argument because she just posed again with a different woman for a series of photos for Playboy. No word on whether Chris has got his balls back.


21 comments:

  1. he will NEVER be able to say he didn't know what he was getting into. we all knew. she told us and continues to tell anyone who will listen.

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  2. also, asking for a separation and formally filing are 2 dif things. he gets pissy then they make up. plus they could use a little tabloid time...that show is dull.

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  3. OK, it's one thing to be unimpressed by girl-girl whatever. It's another thing to make that the impetus for separation. Sounds like Mr. Knight was looking for way out.

    ...and is it wrong to think adrianne curry is cute?

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  4. I think the whole thing has got to be faked for drama.

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  5. No, i think she's adorable in a 'special' FAS sort of way. And I agree, he's either looking for a way out or it's just to get tabloid time. Except I do remember the episode in Vegas and he is extremely vanilla...

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  6. Vanilla and stupid are not interchangeable. I myslf am part of the 5% of straight males that are non-plussed by girls doing whatever, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "the physicalisation of my worst fears". And it certainly doesn't creep me out. I mean, come on, she's a model. It's what she does. How bad were these photos?

    Oh, and what does FAS mean?

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  7. well alrighty then......

    sounds very suspious indeed

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  8. Anonymous10:41 AM

    Maybe he flipped out as bad as he did because he knows Adrianne is bi, and he's scared that she's going to leave him for a woman. Maybe thats the "physicalation of my greatest fears" (How eloquent, might I add.)

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  9. next season: MRS BRADY AND THE OTHER LADY HAVE A BABY.....

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  10. Oh Chris..chill you were a Brady.
    Mrs. Brady and Greg..now THAT is a
    physicalisation of my worst fears.

    As if he wasn't sitting nearby during the Marcia/ Jan experimentation.

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  11. Trix - I think you're exactly right.

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  12. d - FAS - fetal alcohol syndrome

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  13. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome = FAS

    Sounds like one of his ex-wives left him for a woman or something. Or maybe he's not too confident with his sexual skills (or lack thereof).

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  14. Anonymous11:10 AM

    d, it's okay if you think adrianne is cute as long as you allow me to think chris knight as cute. I like my men stocky.

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  15. DN, it's settled then: you get Chris, I'll get Adrienne.

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  16. I still love Adrianne.

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  17. Does anybody believe that any "reality" TV show isn't scripted? Come on you guys.

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  18. I don't know why he married her. They are so opposite.

    I agree with him by the way ...

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  19. Since he likes 'em young, I figured he was dumping her for a younger woman. Jamie Lynn Spears maybe?

    Oh, wait. Never mind.

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  20. Trix, I'm sure you're exactly right, too. I liked the show, though...I found their bitchfights very entertaining...

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  21. Did anyone notice the last label "C.K. Cuckolded"?

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