Monday, December 17, 2007

Random Photos Part One

I am usually very skeptical about a Simpson family member doing anything charity wise. However, Ashlee Simpson truly seems to be enjoying herself and she doesn't have any products she is endorsing in the photo and also didn't announce to the world that she was at UCLA Children's Hospital so she gets the top spot today. Unlike Jessica Simpson, I think Ashlee would be a great mom.
What the hell happened to Celine's left arm. It looks like someone has been using it for batting practice.
It has been a long time since I have seen anyone from the Landry family. I actually thought they would have all been married to rich old men by now. The mom, Judy, in the center is the wonderful role model for the two kids Kristy on the left and Lindsey on the right.
When Jack Nicholson tries, he still can be the coolest man on the planet. It's the other 99% of the time that makes him seem like the dirty old man he is.
I am beginning to really like this John Mayer and Minka Kelly relationship. I like it because they are not all over each other everyday in front of the cameras. It seems like they lead their lives and nothing is staged. Unlike when John was with Jessica Simpson and Pimpa was calling the paps every five seconds to let them know where the couple would be and what Jessica would be wearing, this actually seems normal.
Happy 40th birthday Jamie Foxx. Look at all the damn people trying to get a look at Jamie or just getting their photos on WireImage with him. These photos are now their screen savers.
I've never seen this celebrity this shy. A list in the rest of the world, but really with the success of his movies as of late should be considered B+ list.
How does Will Smith celebrate a box-office record? He is going to open a school. He and Jada decided they should spread the curriculum they use for their own kids to the rest of the world. Jada Pinkett Smith will of course be headmaster and chief disciplinarian.
If you didn't see Sean Hayes in his guest starring role on 30 Rock, you need to hunt it down and watch it.
Sometimes I can feel the fires of hell opening up as I type. This is one of those times. This is so hard to type, but I have to say that Paris Hilton actually looks cute here. She isn't trying to be a whore, and her smile actually seems natural and unforced. I can feel the pitchfork. Burning...so bad.
If you know Meagan Good, I'm guessing she may need a purse for Christmas.
Just as cool and suave as Jack is Morgan Freeman. He is just so damn smooth.


26 comments:

  1. George Clooney as the shy guy

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  2. Can I just say that I saw I Am Legend last night and if you are expecting an Independence-Day-like feel-good movie, think again..It scared the BEJESUS out of me - and you're talking to someone who would watch Stephen King's Pet Cemetary at her birthday sleepover at age 10.
    I had nightmares all night last night. But it does have the customery "gratuitous Will Smith running without shirt scene"-- I will give it that.

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  3. oh and shy guy is leo dicaprio - it was on some other blog this morning. dear god i'm a loser.

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  4. Anonymous12:53 PM

    it may just be the glasses, but jamie foxx looks a lot like Samuel L Jackson in those bald birthday photos.

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  5. So Will & Jada are opening a school using the same SCIENTOLOGY curriculum that their kids use?

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  6. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Sean Hayes' guest starring role on Scrubs was awesome, too!

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  7. Shy guy is Leonardo DiCaprio.

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  8. sounds like a reveal -- is Jada the wife who beats her man?

    I think those two are the subject of several Blinds

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  9. Oh yeah... it is Leo. Look at those purty hands.

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  10. its George Clooney not Leo.

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  11. Ent you condemned our souls to hell! You gotta put a warning up when you're going to say something nice about Parasite. I think it's a law.

    I thought that was Rumor standing behind Will Smith. I just saw big chin jutting out. But I was wrong, it's obviously Blohan.

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  12. The shy celeb is Leo, I saw the pics on another site last week.

    I saw "I am Legend" over the weekend and I was underwhelmed. The CGI was incredible but it doesn't make up for the MASSIVE holes in the plot.

    Weirdest cameo by Emma Thompson EVER.

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  13. click on the properties..its GC...George Clooney.

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  14. Anonymous2:28 PM

    jax, GC = Guess the Celebrity what is implied. I thought it was George at first, too.

    I saw I Am Legend, too. The end seemed tacked on, kinda like War of the Worlds.. build build build build "Oh Hey. solved!", coda. :) I enjoyed it as a mindless popcorn movie, and was tensed up for most of it.

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  15. my bad..didnt see the label.
    yawn...Leo.

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  16. wood1107 said...
    So Will & Jada are opening a school using the same SCIENTOLOGY curriculum that their kids use?

    Because it works so well?? His damn kid couldn't even read the teleprompter at the Oscars.

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  17. ENTY--It's LANDERS, not Landry. Landry=Ali, Heroes; LANDERS=Judy, Audrey, BJ & da Bear.

    Methinks you have Ali on the brain. ; )

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  18. uh Majik..you got it wrong too!!!

    lol..Ali Larter is Hereos..Landry is Mario Lopez's ex of 5 mins.

    Who these women are..wtf knows.

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  19. George Clooney is shy guy. he should be back in LA by now He has a infected root canal and his face might be swollen

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  20. Paris is turning into Martha Stewart. Seriously look at that picture and tell me they don't look alike.

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  21. I will never understand people just jumping in to post without reading anything before them. Makes me lmao.

    George Clooney!!!!!!!!!



    (tongue inserted in cheek)

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  22. I've stared at George Clooney photos for waaaaaaay too long not to know that figure. It's Leo.

    Signed,
    George Clooney Dork

    Oh, and Enty, leave Ashley Simpson alone! I like her. She can't help the family she was born into....

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  24. I give the John Mayer/Minka Kelly relationship one more month at most. It is a PR pairing set up to try to publicize Minka Kelly as an actress, now that Friday Night Lights has a great chance of being cancelled. John Mayer will move on to the next starlet that desparately needs attention and publicity.

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  25. No, that is not a cute picture of Paris. She has scared that dog to death. Just look at it's eyes! The dog is scared!!!!

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