Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Blind Item Reveals

December 14, 2007


#1 This divorced A list rock star God and father, takes his invincibility to a whole other level when he is self medicating. When he does, his guns come out and his clothes come off. Recently he and his "doctor" were naked except for machine guns and night vision glasses when the police found them. Neighbors in his LA community had called police to report machine gun fire and loud screaming and yelling. When the cops showed up they found our rock star and his "doctor" in the above stated positions. Sure they had been firing away, and should have gone to jail. Instead the police asked about the guns and asked for autographs.

#2 This lead singer from one of the greatest bands of all time has always been known as a ladies man. He was, but no longer. Now he much prefers the company of men. As in, never goes out with women anymore despite what he publicly professes.

#1- Eddie Van Halen
#2 - David Lee Roth


15 comments:

  1. Interesting. Some people guessed both of those choices. I remember thinking #2 was Keith Richards. LOL!

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  2. Good grief! What happened to the good ol' pasttime of getting nekkid, smoking weed, and playing bongos?

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  3. i thought david lee roth was a known bisexual? i remember hearing that in the 90's...anyone else ever hear that?

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  4. Ooh, DLR. That's very inneresting!

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  5. Well, I had #2 right originally. (yes, Vamp, I thought it was common knowledge, too)

    No wonder Valerie divorced Eddie. Dude's nuts.

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  6. what a sad cruel joke the late 70s/early 80s was.

    remember all the dudes thinking "Queen" was so studly? hahahahaha

    guess sometimes you CAN judge a book by its cover ... and should

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  7. HA! (Patting self on back!) TOLD you bitches David Lee Roth was a big ole queen.

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  8. btw Eddie is a TOTAL meth-head besides being a major boozehound. I doubt he will ever be clean.

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  9. Poor Val. She had to put up with that mes for years. Good for her with the weight loss and I hope she finds a saner relationship.

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  10. Everyone made such good guesses on this one. I was going w/ David LR due to others' guesses at the time....the first one, there were too many possibilities. Eddie makes sense though. And I am surprised about Diamond Dave...would not have thought it considering his past rep. This current tour of Van Halens, was the best concert I've ever been to. They've still got it on stage, even if they are crazy.

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  11. Thank you! You Made New Year's Weekend FUN!
    Still dying to know who "Timmy" is...

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  12. How can no one not see that David Lee Roth is a BIG ol' queen!! Seriously. That guy screams camp. He's always been gay - and there's nothing wrong with that - he was just playing the part. What makes me laugh is all of the hardcore guys that worship him like he's a god. How I'd love to see DLR come out of the closet.

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  13. Ok, I have to admit...these TOTALLY had me spitting coffee on myself when I read the reveals! I LOL at the shock. I could never stand DLR so never paid any attention to him but when I think about it, he SO seems gay.

    LOL, and to think the majority of us threw Jagger under the bus!

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  14. If EVH is a big ol' meth head, that would explain the teeth and the mouth cancer, wouldn't it.

    He does have that sunken, wasting, look of a meth ho.

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