Showing that he is not afraid to go where Marilyn Manson has been before, Jeremy Piven has been acting like a school kid with a gold star to take home to mommy. It seems that the great actor and prime jackass has a little thing for Dita von Teese. Must have seen some of her new porn photos that have been passed around. If you haven't seen them I will spare you the actual photos. Lets just say that she and another woman are sharing some quality time with a tool they are using simultaneously.
Anyway, Piven was running around gifting suites last week looking for dresses for her thinking it would impress her or something. He obviously doesn't know about the other multi-millionaires who are always buying her things to wear. Still, it is kind of endearing and kind of romantic in a stalkerish kind of way. I say stalkerish because they have only met once. Dita found out about the whole getting free stuff from Jeremy because he didn't know what size she wears. Dita's lawyer encouraged Piven to step up and be a man and basically told him that Dita was available for the right man. "She is single, and she's not dating, so he should step up to the plate because there's a lot of guys interested."
One guy who is not interested is me. Oh, I think she is gorgeous. I just think Marilyn cursed her vayjay before he left or did something else or left something else, and I just don't want to have those images in my head. Make them stop. Jeremy has no qualms about anything having to do with sex so I will let him fill the breach or whatever else he wants to fill. Hopefully Dita will give him a chance, and also while she is at it, get him to stop being such an ass.
There are certain men & women you just don't want to follow into the bedroom.
ReplyDeletejackass and cheap. what a catch.
ReplyDeletethere is no way in HELL Dita would even give that Jackass the time of day! not her type at all.
ReplyDeletei love both their work seperately..together that is not right! don't do it Dita!
that's the best first date i can think of! he should have invited her to go with him and pick out the swag in the gifting suites. (if she wasn't invited and on the list already). that would be a great ice-breaker. even with piven that sounds like fun.
ReplyDeleteWenzel, are you reading, my new friend? I'm about to break my cardinal rule.
ReplyDeleteEL wrote:
"I just think Marilyn cursed her vayjay before he left...:
I've changed my mind and now think EL is a man. Only a man would write 'vajay' instead of 'vajayjay'.
Run, Dita, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
is EL serious about the new dita porn pics? I want to see them!
ReplyDeletecan somebody link them to here or tell me where to find them?
"spare you the actual photos" i think what you meant to say is, "here is a link to a complete HQ set of the photos so that you don't have to go search for them yourself. damn, now i have got to go look for them myself.
ReplyDeleteHm. I would hope Dita would have better taste than that...
ReplyDeleteApparently Dita's lawyer is a jackass, too. She's way too good for the Piv.
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ReplyDeleteGoogle is your friend.
Jeremy keeps getting more and more pathetic, yet I would bang his Jewish ass. OK, I wouldn't (yes I would).
ReplyDeleteNo, I have a rule about sleeping with jerks, and I wouldn't. I think he slept with Lohan and Oh God, I'm going to puke now...
Man, Jer looks hot in that photo....
ReplyDeleteheh
um well Dita, that photo was...interesting. my friends never want to anything fun anymore.
ReplyDeletelol.
Manson is a back-door man,not interested in the vayjay. Poor Little whatshername walks very oddly at times.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteI waste too much time reading all your posts.
Love. It.
@Twisted
You're right. Only a man would write 'vajay' instead of 'vajayjay'.
^ ... yup, and not young either.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kara and Judi for the back up. Please remind me of this the next time I'm ranting there's no way EL is a man.
ReplyDeleteno, no, no, a thousand times NO.
ReplyDeleteDita has already done her time with an ASSHOLE.
IMO this posting reveals another bit of evidence that EL is a man: "Hopefully Dita will give him a chance..."
ReplyDeleteUgh, why should she? I'm always irked by the way our society holds women up to beauty standards but not men. If we're going to be shallow and judge people on looks, then men should be judged just as harshly as women.
Dita Von Teese is beautiful, she could have anyone she wants. Why the hell should she give Piven the time of day? Because he's charming *gag*? Because he's rich *gag* *retch*? Please. How often are average-looking women valued for their personality or career accomplishments?
Fuck that. Dita Von Teese is waaaay out of Piven's league.
Jeremy Piven rocks
ReplyDeleteHe's not an ass, I've met him at Tao in Vegas. There's a video of him on youtube with a fan's dog, you'll see how nice he actually is
Ari FTW! Lets hug it out bitches
tony maybe you need to take a trip down Jackass lane and see why we all seem to be calling him that...check the labels.
ReplyDeletebut thats cool if "he's the man" when he's around his boyz...to each their own.
Every day I wake and look in the mirror, hoping that I somehow magically look like Dita. Though I'm not sure how much like Dita Dita looks in the morning.
ReplyDeleteHopefully Dita will give him a chance, and also while she is at it, get him to stop being such an ass.
ReplyDeleteDita von Teese may rule the world but getting Piven to stop being an ass? You ask much, Grasshopper.
I just love her.
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