Katie Holmes Takes A Pass On The Red Carpet

Katie Holmes was at the Critics Choice Awards last night. What was missing was her little troll by her side, and also a pass through the red carpet. Most of the press on the red carpet would have been safe, but then there would have been some ass like myself who would have asked something along the lines of did they keep L. Ron Hubbard's sperm in a special vault, or could anyone off the street have a chance at his sperm?

Of course Kneepads Magazine would probably have asked something like," How hard is it to manage your household and get ready for a big even like tonight?" Katie would have gushed about Tom and how he took care of Suri while she ran around the house like crazy looking for just the perfect dress to wear for the evening and that Tom was a joy and a pleasure and kept telling her how beautiful she looked. Hell for all we know she might have even thrown in the fact that Tom hand made the dress during his evening down time and that he even took his advanced chemistry degree and formulated the perfume she was wearing.

What would have been really cool though and would have diffused all the drama about the book and even made Morton look like an ass would have been to wear a name tag or something that said "Hello, I'm Rosemary" Now that would have been classic and shown the world that Tom didn't care about the book because it was ridiculous. Instead though he sends out the entire gang of followers to denounce the book and threaten lawsuits and blah blah blah. Lighten up Tommy. Unless you are caught doing something with kids, or hurting women, no one in the world cares what you do or who you do. The only thing they care about is if the movie is any good. Unfortunately you haven't been doing that lately.