Oh, The Humanity
Yes, I know the headline was used during the crashing and burning of the Hindenberg almost a century ago, and in a Seinfeld episode, but there are really no other words to describe what I am about to write. Kevin Federline is recording a new album. Yes, that's right. He's recording. In his much anticipated followup to his 100 unit selling debut album, K-Fed is back in the studio and off his meds and recording brand new tracks for an upcoming album. Not content to just count his money for being married to Britney Spears (I mentioned her. Wow.) , Kevin is out to bring more horror to the world and further his laughingstock image.
The picture above is from Kevin's appearance in One Tree Hill which I didn't even think was on the air anymore which is why they probably let Kevin on there in the first place. Either that or he has a Nielsen meter in his house and knew at least someone would be watching that show.
For all those folks who told him to get a job. He got a job. No one has to buy the album. Besides Britney's not going to be rolling in the money forever.
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ReplyDeleteA job is a job, even if it is a bit part on a lame melodrama.
ReplyDeleteI've avoided the CW* since they canceled "Veronica Mars" in favor of keeping crap like this on the air.
However, I will say that the production company is pretty cool. They'll let virtually anyone with an open schedule be an extra when the show is filming.
(*Dawn Ostroff can Bite Me)
Aren't we over mocking Kevin YET??
ReplyDeleteThere must be someone else we can move on to.
This is getting old and stale.
I guess with Eminem knockin on death's door, we're looking for another Great White Hype.
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ReplyDeleteObtuse sort, isn't he?
When I hear his name I just remember being at last year's Frank Black show at House of Blues, after which the beleaguered staff there were outside trying to give away tickets to Federline's show the next night.
So is Eminem the singer with HIV? First thing I thought when I read he was hospitalized recently.
ReplyDeleteHis image has improved in the public eye and i think he believes more people will buy his CD cuz of it. I can shit of his parade because Blohan is about to release hers and I'm pretty sure she was an actress once.
ReplyDeletei meant can't shit on his parade! LOL!
ReplyDeleteOne of the gossip site had a clipping of this and I was curious to hear him sing.
ReplyDeleteBad mistake LOL. He is still a bad singer LOL.
In all honesty, if I were a judge on Star Search and it was Britney V Kevin; I'd vote for Kevin. Without the studio mixing etc... I think he's better than she is.
ReplyDeleteI just threw up in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteWith Shar (winner of celebrity rap whatever) as a guest star, the album could be HUGE. Their kids are going to be musical prodigies, mark my words.
ReplyDeleteI believe that also used that line in Heathers.
ReplyDeleteEminem the HIV singer..very interesting. indeed. good call whatever the eff your name is.
ReplyDeleteGuess he didn't learn his lesson the first time...
ReplyDeleteWhat label is he on?
His own 'independent'?
Who the heck would back him up?
Geez.
Did I miss a blind? The singer with HIV was also in the clinic for an abortion....so could not be Eminem, though if it was, it'd only confirm what we all already were thinking, that you could only be that whiney if you have a pussy....
ReplyDeleteI'm saving my money for Britney's Pap to put out his debut.
ReplyDeletewell, every person in this country (and many all around the world) know his name.
ReplyDeleteHe is the male Parasite now.
We will never be rid of him.
if we close our eyes and plug our ears will he go away? just like so many he can't spend his money fast enough and will soon be broke. that's why he's not content with the standard divorce payment and wants full custody. $$$$$$$$$$$ never really took time to watch his first 2 kids and will be happy to have the nanny and his mommy raise the new 2. I know plenty of pathetic men like this and the idiodic women who support them. He is nothing special.
ReplyDeleteI think we are all too hard on K-Fed. His kids with Shar seem healthy and well adjusted. I believe he really loves his kids and is concerned for their safety and well-being. I think one of Brit's many personalities had him fooled. When the other 26 personalities started rearing their heads, I think he only then realized she was bat shit crazy. I hope he is successful. With all the drama he's had to endure with Brit, the guy deserves a break.
ReplyDeleteJax - I'm the equation. This is what happens when a person is required to submit just one more user name too many. It was a bad day. Very bad.
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