Sean Penn Caught In Threesome
If you are married and having a threesome, you might just take one word of advice. Don't do it anywhere that your wife might come home and catch you. Unfortunately for Sean Penn he was thinking with something other than his brain and was caught while staying at a resort WITH his wife Robin Wright Penn. That takes some serious self-destructive tendencies.
"Yeah honey, I'm going to go down and work out a little, maybe do some shopping. I'll come back to the room when I am done."
What this means of course is that his two women of choice had probably already come up to the resort and that he kept them on retainer for when he needed them. I guess Robin was growing suspicious about all health clubs smelling like skank sex.
The actors were reportedly staying at the Squaw Valley resort in Lake Tahoe, California, days before Christmas when the incident is said to have occurred, according to MSNBC.com. A source tells the publication, "Sean didn't spend much time with his wife - he booked her a separate suite - and when Robin got fed up with being alone, she went over to his suite. (There, she) found him drunk with two Russian girls."
Penn married Wright in 1996 and they have two children together, Dylan Frances, 16, and Hopper Jack, 14. Wright filed divorce papers on December 21 citing irreconcilable differences as a reason for the split. The couple are said to be seeking joint custody of their teenage kids. It is the second divorce for Penn - he ended his marriage to pop star Madonna in 1989 after four years.
If I had suggested to any of my ex-wives that we get a separate suite while on vacation they would have jumped for joy, but for most people, the idea of a vacation is to spend time together. This is more so when the couple often works apart and does not see each other for long periods of time. How much do you want to bet that when Robin walked in, Sean said something like, "It's not what you think baby."
"Sure, they're naked and I'm naked, but it was just a massage that went a little astray. Nothing happened." Of course the condom laying on the floor might have given it away.
"What that condom. No, I was showing them how they could be blown up like a water balloon."
Now I just need to go through my blind items. I know he is at least in three of them.
i saw him give a souind bite on one of the tabloid shows last night and he looked beat as hell! completely strung the eff out.
ReplyDeletesad bastard.
let's see Spicolli get outta that one.
how sad... i always liked them as a couple. just another example of the narcissism that prevails in hollywood. i would imagine this wasnt the first time something like this happened... just the final straw.
ReplyDeletei was already wondering when he was a eve's side when she was arrested for dui.
I KNEW IT!
ReplyDeleteRobin Wright Penn is still awesome in my book. Even if she did stay married to this prick for too long.
Damn! that's cold.
ReplyDeleteWas this the "I'm jumping up and down...I can't believe she left him" blind.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who can't understand how anyone would ever want anything whatsoever to do with Sean Penn? He's hideous looking and has an atrocious personality. Other than hope for financial gain, where is the attraction?
ReplyDeleteThat's absolutely sociopathic!
ReplyDeleteMaybe this one, from October 12?
ReplyDelete#1 Big day for cheating. But probably the biggest was this married former A list award winning actor, and now a B lister with A list name recognition. Got back to his hotel the other night and was feeling a little lonely without the missus who is also an actress around so he dialed up some strippers for his room. Two came to the room and spent most of the night there. Don't know if there was sex involved or just a show.
and you know he was doing lines off their asses!
ReplyDeleteTwist you get the day off..we found another worthy candidate.
ReplyDeleteJax, isn't there enough hate to share? It doesn't seem fair for Twisty to lose the day.
ReplyDeletenice work El!
ReplyDeleteNikki,
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that too, and I actually looked for that item this morning thinking it might be Halle and Gabriel, but after I re-read it, thought not.
Halle always alone these days, even more than Mrs Garner.
trashtalker -- I think you might be right.
ReplyDeleteI think the attraction to Sean is that he's talented. He can "act" that he's in love with you, and it can be seductive.
i was gone for a bit, but jeez! who is this psycho thats hating on the bunny???? what'd i do???
ReplyDeleteThis can hardly have been a surprise for Robin. I'm wondering if their pre-nup had one of those ten-year escalation clauses in it and she was just holding on until the first big flagrante-delicto incident occurring after their 10-year ann'y. to lower the boom.
ReplyDeleteLast September, while in Toronto for the film fest, Sean was all coked up during all of his interviews, red carpets etc. It was quite noticable to all who spoke to and/or interviewed to him (no, not me, but a friend told me about his pinned eyes, serious sniffing, strange & rude attitude, jumpy-ness etc etc)
ReplyDeleteRobin's gonna get some Moola!!!!
ReplyDeletebunny - I think because you paid attention to him. Ignore him or report him to blogger and he'll eventually go away.
ReplyDeletedivabunny i think you missed the joke yesterday,no owrries all in good fun. feel the love.
ReplyDeleteReese, you are NOT the only one.
ReplyDeleteITA with you.
I love Sean Penn, but he's an ass for cheating on his wife. I apparently like the assholes because it's like looking into a mirror.
ReplyDeleteReese, no you're not the only one. Have never been able to stand the guy. Can watch him act but nothing beyond that. SpaSuzy, Robin isn't exactly destitute. She has $ and a heck of a lot of good will in this town. Shoot - her residuals from Princess Bride alone are probably more than Penn has ever made. She totally has my support. I'll see anything she's in.
ReplyDeleteI guess being caught in a threesome lies under "irreconcilable differences" in the divorce papers.
ReplyDeleteIt would be cool if Robin checked "Adultery" and then took a sharpie and wrote, "with 2 skanks, and this wasn't the first time I caught him, either" next to the box.
Oh, gee, Jax, thanks! It's my birthday, so I didn't want to feel TOO beat up today. Aging beats you up enough.
ReplyDeleteReese, I think the people who wouldn't mind being with Sean Penn are the same ones who wouldn't mind being with Mickey Rourke. You know...women who are into skanky, slimey men as a form of self-abuse.
Happy B-Day Twist!
ReplyDeleteI've never thought much of Sean Penn. He thinks enough of himself for the both of us.
ReplyDeleteWhat. A. PIG.
Happy Birthday TS!
ReplyDeleteI think you hit the nail on the head comparing Sean Penn and Mickey Rourke; just thinking of either of them is enough to make me gag.
Thanks, Kara and Reese!!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday, twisted! damn, i was all set with a little hate for you on your special day, too.
ReplyDeletewhat if i wrap it up with a pretty bow???
-buns
Thanks bionic, bunny! You can shovel up some hate - and if it comes wrapped up all purty like, I'll know it's for my birthday...lol.
ReplyDeleteher residuals from the princess bride alone are probably more than Penn has ever made????????????
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? as an actor, he-
*Won an Oscar, nominted 3 other times.
*Won a Golden Globe, nominated 3 other times.
*Won 2 Independent Spirit Awards, Nominated 1 other time
*Nominated for 3 SAG awards
NOT to mention that he just won Director of the year at the Palm Springs Film Festival for Into the Wild which he wrote, produced and directed, and has been nominated for a bunch of awards for.
Your comment is stupid. Regardless of if he's a lying, cheating whoring douchebag.
WOW, I love when Ent reveals!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can just picture it:
ReplyDeleteAct ii: The Bastard is Discovered.
Scene:
A hallway-- RWP hears strange noises coming from her husband's room. She investigates...
(door opens)RWP: Wtf???
She's treated to an alarming visual of her husband entangled in the multiple oily limbs of two skanky, Russian ho's. Sean is speechless...
RWP removes her tennis shoe and repeatedly whacks Sean over the head...
SP: Duuuuuude!!! That was my SKULL!!!
End scene.
No, No, No! Princess Buttercup has to say "I will never love again." Remember!?!? That should be the last line.
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