I don't want to mention names, but sorry if the comments section has been frustrating for you over the past few days. I got all your e-mails about the situation and will try to respond to each and every one of you at some point today. I think I have worked out a solution without having to take the drastic step of moderating comments. Anyway as a little thank you for all of your patience and understanding, here is a juicy one, or two.
#1 This stud male tennis player who has been linked with several female celebrities in some very high profile relationships over the past few years was spotted opening his hotel room door in the nude to this male reality star who does his very best to make sure that everyone thinks he is Mr. Heterosexual.
#2 This celebutante is seriously considering a contract where she would marry or at the very least get engaged to this famous daddy celebudude. (Not Kevin Federline)
Oh Lord, don't tell me Pervis Hilton is going to marry Larry Birkhead!
ReplyDeletethat was my thought...Larry Birkhead and Paris Birdbrain...
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ReplyDelete1. PLEASE tell me its not Andy Roddick. PLEASE!
ReplyDeleteBLERG!
1. reality star = Johnny Fairplay??? The only tennis star I can think of is Andre Agassi (sorry if I spelled that wrong)
ReplyDelete2. Aren't there already rumors about Larry & Paris? Or is it Larry & Britney? I realize Britney is a celeb not a celebutante, so my guess is Larry & Paris.
#1 No, not Andy Roddick? Please let there be a God! Oh, what about Robbie Ginepri the one that dated whats-her-face? Minnie Driver. Please let it be him - just not Andy.
ReplyDelete#2 ugh, it has to be Birkhead.
1 - Andy Roddick - I don't watch reality TV so no guess on the second part.
ReplyDelete2 Larry Birkhead and any one of them will do.
I wondered about Lare and Pare, so should be interesting. God help Danilynn if it's true. I also thought Andy Roddick for the first one....
ReplyDeleteEnty....thank you, thank you.
#1 - could the reality dude be one of the Bachelors? I'd call them Mr. Hetrosexual. And that last guy was even pretty cute...
ReplyDeleteOh, NOT Andy.... please!
How about Mark Philliopousis for the tennis player?
ReplyDeleteAndy and the BAchelor that was GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, take your pick.
ReplyDeleteParis and LArry- the "i think she's sexy" is the start to a Very Valtrex Xmas next year.
How about that Australian tennis guy (Mark something) who was on a reality show not too long ago (age of love or something?)...and Ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDeleteit has to be andy...no guess on the reality star...but the guess abt one of the bachelors is a good guess...dont think its the last one though bc i've heard he's back with his ex, who is also the mother of his child.
ReplyDeletethinking the birkhead guess as well, but couldnt it also be tommy lee and kim stewart???
Brum, that was my first thought. He dated Tara Reid and Paris Hilton.
ReplyDeleteI'm with gammagirl and the others who say Andy Roddick--his name immediately popped into my head as I was reading this.
ReplyDeleteAs for #2, I seriously hope it's not Larry B; I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that he's a lot smarter than that. Only a year ago he had so many people rooting for him, yet so much has changed since then (selling out your daughter for $$$ for starters). And aligning himself with Parasite will only drag him down lower.
#2 Paris Hilton and Larry Birkhead. Damn, I thought he was better than that :[
ReplyDeleteLOL Jax! "Paris and LArry- the "i think she's sexy" is the start to a Very Valtrex Xmas next year."
ReplyDeleteLarry must be deperate for cash and attention. It's been a quiet 3 months or so since we last heard 'bout him daily. ICK, but Paris...that's BEYOND desperate...that's a Britany move!
@danielle - you thought Larry Birkhead was better than that?
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO!!!!!!
Wait, I've been out of the loop- what happened with the comments?
ReplyDeleteIt is TOOOOOOOOTALLY Paris and Larry! He's been schmoozing her up. Good call people, but...Nasty.
My first thought would be Andy Roddick on the tennis player- who has he dated in the past?
Thanks for trying to remedy that spammer situation, EL. I myself am a very openminded person, sexually and sense-of-humor wise, but even I found that stuff to be offensive, disgusting, and downright annoying...
ReplyDeletei loved it..finally i wasnt the most hated here!
ReplyDeletebut ya..what Trix said
#2. news of a larry/paris engagement would top britney's antics for a little while. no doubt they would exploit that baby for all the pics they could sell. i don't like him ( or her) they are opportunists to the nth degree.
ReplyDeleteSince I don't watch much tennis, the only male star I can think of by name is Andy Roddick, likely because of all the "high profile" relationships he's been in. Could the male reality star be Cris Angel? Isn't he bi, though he doesn't admit it? That would be a hot match, pun not intended.
ReplyDeleteNo clue on the second one.
Ok, I would guess Andre & Batchelor BOB or fun bob.
ReplyDeleteif ent ruled out KFed then the only one I can think of is Larry, which really disappoints me.
Andy Roddick and Ty Pennington???
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#1. mr.heterosexual = spencer?
ReplyDelete#1. mr. heterosexual = rob(rob and amber)
ReplyDeletechatty- someone was posting and ranting on and on, hyjacking the comment section and writing stupid monologues that only entertained him/herself. Super long, super stupid and super vulger & super annoying. I still think it was Nicole Kidman... LOL :0)
ReplyDeleteThe idea of Andy Roddick being the nude door opener made me sick too. Mark Philliopousis does sound like a very good guess. Ryan Seacrest as his guest? Could be a lot of people. Spencer Pratt? Interesting guess Captivagrl; I'd love it if he was the right answer.
ReplyDeleteJolara- HA!
ReplyDeleteWell, now that she's dropped out of her movie she might be looking for good ways to entertain herself.
Oh, I forgot my manners. Thank you ENT for taking care of that commentor.
ReplyDeleteJax wrote:
ReplyDelete"Paris and LArry- the "i think she's sexy" is the start to a Very Valtrex Xmas next year."
That and her grandfather telling the kids they're not getting an inheritance. God forbid the bitch has to work.
You're the most hated person here? I thought it was me! This is a throw down!
does larry birkhead even have money? i mean, he may have a couple million from dannielynn's pics, but her real money is all tied up in the legal system. how could he afford a contract with paris? she made a million for one party. i think it would take a lot more than that for a realtionship
ReplyDeleteks - i thought that too. but there's a lot of potential $$$$ in these 2 together. she gets to have a baby(without actually having the baby) the paps will start following both again, there will be interviews, wedding dresses, etc. on and on......
ReplyDelete#1-Andy Roddick and Ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDelete#2-Paris and Larry. Why would a contract be worth while in her case though...unless she was planning to get some baby money out of it. She's daft and he's nasty!
1. Mark Philliopousis. He even want on a dating show because he was tired of dating "celebrities".
ReplyDelete2. Paris Hilton/Larry Birkhead
I have a feeling the comment situation will remedy itself as of today. All the "kids" are back in school. You got feel for that 8th grader with no friends on Winter Break.
ReplyDeletei get the skeevy vibe from larry....he's a bisexual skank leech....perfect for so many young women of hollywood these days.
ReplyDeletei don't mind sharing. so Mon/wed/frid hate me and then tues/thursday/sat if there are posts we'll hate you.
ReplyDeletesunday we can hate El for not posting. lol.
LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh yay! I love scheduling hate! It makes it so much easier to deal with it.
ReplyDeleteOf course today is a hate Jax day, which we didn't find out until only a few minutes ago. What a waste!
larry and somebody... but what can he give paris?
ReplyDeleteI gotta guess Andy and Brody for #1.
ReplyDeletewell im here for at least another 2 hours so get your hate on girl!
ReplyDeleteHere i'll even help.
Johnny Depp is overated.
(straps on Hate proof vest)
I have heard about Andy Roddick's gay rumors and they ALL involve hotel rooms for some reasons.
ReplyDeleteSo he is my guess for #1.
HEY!!!! I LOVE Johnny Depp! He dares to be different! Jax, you suck! go play a game of cats in the cradle by yourself if you can't write anything nice!
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ReplyDeleteqoute P M "but what can he give Paris" i will add "that she has'nt already caught from someother guy"
ReplyDeleteWhat about the other ANS dude, Klein? would he qualify for #2?
ReplyDeleteGad, I can't believe Birkhead would even let Paris in the *house* -- the germs that must be jumping off of her.
Overrated? He's UNDERRATED!! Jax, you think you OWN this forum? Why do you have to be so in your face about Johnny Depp? Why do you even COME here if you don't love Johnny Depp???!!!! He's the MAN! And I don't know how old you are, but you're probably an ancient granny who has eye spectacles that don't work anymore. So stop posting here and go back to your little cave, you gay-hating anti-semitic, woman-bashing, man-bashing, atheist of a troll.
ReplyDeleteWhoo boy, that felt good. Okay, now tomorrow, Jax, you go.
He can give her:
ReplyDelete*Hair care products (he's never short on those)
*A worse reputation than she already has
*Fashion tips (I think they dress the same)
*Genital Warts?...oh wait...nevermind.
Jolara, you left out coke.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, Thanks Twisted...
ReplyDelete*Coke
*Shoes- Oh wait, he looks like his feet are small...tee hee.
*Lysol spray
that is SOOOOOOOOOOO Mark Philliopousis.
ReplyDeleteHa! I knew he swam on the other side of the pool.
...I'm trying to be positive here folks! I am looking at the glass half full and I am getting nothing... Nothing good can possibly come from that relationship!
ReplyDeleteyou hate me...you reallly HATE me!
ReplyDeletelol..i knew that would get you.
ps..i have no hate for Depp, he's good people and was always very very nice to Vancouver peeps.
1. Roddick
ReplyDelete2. Larry Birkhead
1. Roddick & Seacrest (Soooo Seacrest!)
ReplyDelete2. Lamehead and Parisite
Depp bashing? He is such an artist!!
Ent, you are the MAN for ridding us of the trollsuprimo!
I don't usually get into the BI guessing, but I think Andy Roddick is a better guess than others for #1. He dated Mandy Moore for a while, and it wouldn't be the only time she bearded/showmanced.
ReplyDeleteActually I am going to miss the spammer. He posted all these long offensive rants, complete with decent punctuation, and nobody would ever react.
ReplyDeletejax - u suck twis - u suck tomorrow ENT - u suck sunday, and since i don't rate a day yet, i'll just generally suck til i get one.
ReplyDeleteHey EL -
ReplyDeleteI'll add to the chorus. Thanks for addressing the comments situation.
The posts here today are freaking hilarious. I love starting the day this way. Good call on Dickno being a school kid on holiday, definitely someone who wandered over from Perez.
ReplyDeleteMy votes for the blind are the same as everyone elses. #1. Roddick and Seacrest.
#2. Paris And Larry would be tabloid heaven and you can just imagine them having a summit meeting on how to combat Britney and now Jamie Lynn...
jax......love your comments....i have been laying low (had some drunken posts....)but still reading comments voraciously!!! yours are the best........yes,EL,that les prezzy person was completely obnoxious!! got to the point where i saw his name and flew right on by!!! thx for letting us know you are aware.
ReplyDeleteAwww....now see, Jax? People love you. The important people, anyway....lol.
ReplyDeleteoh, gawd, jax, twisted, i can't even breathe! HAHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeletey'all just brightened up a blue bunny... and on a monday, too!! THIS is why CDAN is the best blog on the 'net! *wipes tears from eyes*
my blind guesses always suck, but i can't keep from thinking there's another famous daddy we're missing.
just at the tip of my brain, but i can't get it.
and let me also add my thanks, ent. kisses!
haaahaaa!!! i guess i should read ALL the comments!!! i am actually lol at myself!!!! (was having jax pity!!!!!! )thanks twisted....i actually went back and read the comments and realized it was not "bash on jax" day!!! love this site....look forward to it every day (i am on the east coast , so sometimes i don't get to see the posts til after my wee ones are in bed!)
ReplyDeleteDeity2 wrote:
ReplyDelete"i actually went back and read the comments and realized it was not "bash on jax" day!!!"
But Deity, it IS bash on Jax day. Tomorrow is bash on Twisty day. Didn't you get the memo? (scroll back - Jax issued it at 2:32pm).
If you were Deity1, you'd know this! ;-)
fricken awesome.
ReplyDeletei can't WAIT to hate you tomorrow Twist!
and Captivgirl..i'll give you my wednesday..its Hump day and i want to feel the love.
Aww and here I thought I was one of the most hated here. I will, however, be gracious upon losing :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys are freaking cracking me up today. I don't even have any guesses, I just had to share that.
ReplyDeletei only hate you part time Trix.
ReplyDeleteyou used to piss me off,but im over it. i got mad love for the regs here now.
you can have one of Twist's days im sure. there is more than enough hate to go around!
see what we did there people? we took the haters power away! sweet.
Jax, practice ripping into me until then and I'll practice crying.
ReplyDeleteTrix, really, if you want a day, you can have one of mine. I'm like Jax. I share!
TWIST YOU LOUD MOUTHED, DEPP LOVING,DRUNK ASS,BREEDER CHRISTIAN!
ReplyDeleteWHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR OPINION TO YOURSELF, COMING HERE ACTING ALL HOLIER THAN THOU..WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE ME OR SOMETHING????
as you were.
lol i had a hard time thinking of something.
ReplyDeleteLMAO at the "who do you think you are me or something?"
ReplyDeleteI did weep when I got to the breeder Christian part. Who knew you knew?
Gosh, this feels good. Makes some of the others look like amateurs!
jax knows all.lol..ok im out everyone.have a good one.
ReplyDeleteHate you later!
lol its cool, I dont need a whole day, I think this place is big enough for three loudmouths such as ourselves, lol.
ReplyDeleteI have had a suspicion lately that Paris is shopping around for a babydaddy that will give her offspring that resemble her.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Seacrest tries to 'make sure that everyone thinks he is Mr. Heterosexual'. He's in closet sure, but doesn't seem to be on arm of a new girl each week.
ReplyDeleteBut the above totally describes Criss Angel to a tee. That dude just reeks of desperation with beard after beard.
And I think you guys already outed Criss big time here.
So I'm going with Roddick/Angel for #1
You guys slam dunked #2 already. Those two are pigs. Wouldn't it be nice if somehow all these 'arrangement' contracts wound up on smokinggun or here?
muraco - if tom's contracts with wife #2 and wife #3 ever went public it would be the read of the century! ( and future wifebots #4, #5, etc.)
ReplyDeletejax - i'll accept a hump wednesday as i rarely get a decent hump midweek. ty and hate away.....
ReplyDeleteIt would help to know if the tennis one is a recent or old one. And where it happened. Most tennis players are in Australia right now getting ready for the Australian Open.
ReplyDeleteAthletes parade around the showers and lockerrooms in the nude. So there is nothing homosexual about this if this is a tennis player who is letting another tennis player whom he knows well into his room.
Even if it's Ginepri (stud) and Phillopousis (reality show), that doesn't mean anything sexual was in the offing.
Uh oh, with Grandpa Hilton's will change, it looks like Paris needs to line up a new $$$$$ source. She's vile.
ReplyDeletei wonder if Paris realizes that babies aren't born with millions of dollars and photoshopped faces.
ReplyDeleteshe'll learn that quick when Nic/Joel (whats their nickname? Nicoel? lamesauce)'s spawn is born.
Bet shes in labor right now. Oh wait, or getting the post cesarean tummy tuck a la Posh (But I still love you Vicky B, you're still Fierce/Major)
I just want you guys to know that I hate you all equally.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who wrote it, but the person who commented "I have had a suspicion lately that Paris is shopping around for a babydaddy that will give her offspring that resemble her." has me wondering - what would that really look like? Hasn't she had some (ahem, a LOT) of work done? Not to mention the blue contacts and the bleached hair/extensions?
ReplyDeleteBetchya that the closest genetic match to ebola's natural appearance would be more like kfed...and I think that perhaps even he is too pretty...maybe perez?????
oh yeah - hate you too jax.
ReplyDeletewill hate you some tomorrow twist.
I can put up with the amateur porn, but dont go messin with Depp.
ReplyDelete(The She) Bud
Thanks, klown! Looking forward to it...lol.
ReplyDeletevisman, that's no fun. How can we feel special if you don't hate us for who we are? (sad face)
No way it would be Paris - look at the guys she hangs out with.
ReplyDeletePlus, "ks" is right - Larry doesn't have enough money to rent Paris for a week, much less a contract.
I would say Simon Cowell more than Ryan Seacrest is Mr. Heterosexual. And, what about Mr. Cowell??
ReplyDeleteSO, I'm going with Mark Philipoopoo and Simon Cowell for #1. Why not? Can you imagine it? HAAAA!!!
It just CANNOT be my dear Andy Roddick. I just refuse to believe it!
Paris would be the one talking Larry into a contract, I think. She could gain much sympathy and positive publicity from mothering poor half-orphaned Dannielynn. Think of the cute pink matching outfits they could wear!
ReplyDeletePH and LB would rake in million$ for photos and interviews for their engagement, wedding, honeymoon, play dates with Nicole's baby, the inevitable divorce, etc. It would be foolish of them NOT to hook up, really!
I think the celebutant is Kristin Cavallari and the babydaddy is Matt Leinart. She is rumored to be on The Hills next season and he happened to be at her birthday party at LAX this past weekend.
ReplyDeleteBefore Paris had a Valtrex vagina, she was available by the hour. Now that her vagina is infested with herpes and other STDs, I wonder if her hourly rate has decreased.
ReplyDeleteTime for a group hug.
ReplyDeleteI love you all.
twis - please let me the first to say - it's Tuesday and I HATE YOU.
ReplyDeleteSince I don't watch much tennis, the only male star I can think of by name is Andy Roddick, likely because of all the "high profile" relationships he's been in. Could the male reality star be Cris Angel? Isn't he bi, though he doesn't admit it? That would be a hot match, pun not intended.
ReplyDeleteTrue, that would be hot, but I have to side with the poster above that says there MIGHT not even be anything sexual in it at all. Unless there's more to the blind than someone wants to say.
Ellen, how many times can you say it can't be Roddick, lol? That's 3 now! If he's bi or gay then that's that, it's not a disease, just means you have to fantasize about him and you with a guy inbetween that's all. That's doable isn't it? You can take turns! :D
#2 for Birkhead possibly and Paris. Yeesch. Birkhead needs a beard. That's all I'm saying.
#1 Is referring to Roddick but it's not like that.
ReplyDelete#2 Is Hilton-Head but she mentioned it as a joke to a group of friends at dinner. It wasn't serious.
Andre Agassi and Nick Lachey
ReplyDelete#1) But the item says the tennis player has been linked with "several" female celebrities--Roddick has only dated Mandy Moore, and Philloupousis has only dated Hilton--who am I missing? And neither of these relationships was exactly "high profile."
ReplyDeleteAndre Agassi has dated Streisand and was married to Brooke Shields, and lots of talk of his being gay, but I am not sure he is a "stud."
Sounds like Ent (the lawnmower) is back.
ReplyDeleteCraig - Andy Roddick also dated Wimbledon champ Maria Sharapova for a while (tons of photos of them together), and possibly "cough, cough" Parasite as well.
Oh, and Taylor, that's a very interesting thought and a great catch.
ReplyDeleteParis has said several times that she wants to be a mom soon - I think she recognizes the 'trend' of being a mommy right now, and probably knows that REALLY getting pregnant and being a mom would cramp her partying style - so she wants a 'part time' kid, someone she can play mommy to and be in on the cool trend of Hollywood Babies.
ReplyDelete(Heck, she probably has so many STDs that it'd be unsafe and generally unhealthy for the kid for her to get pregnant...)
If she's the stepmom or "daddy's girlfriend" she can always break up with the dad and not have to be a mom, once she gets tired of it.
(Makes me wonder who takes care of all the little dogs she keeps getting...)
And Birkhead got a taste of being Famous and wants more more more - and what would get him more Tabloid press than being with Paris Hilton?!
I think its mutually beneficial for them, publicity wise (because they both seem to think that Any Publicity = Good Publicity)...
Tho I was already mildly concerned for Dannilyn, that would take it to a new level...
Cap, THANK YOU!!! Since it's Tuesday - I HATE ME, too!
ReplyDeleteFab, hugs back and I love you, too, but today is Hate Twisty day, so it's okay. Really.
ReplyDeleteuber*nought: fair point. I wouldn't mind being the filling in any Andy Roddick sandwich.
ReplyDeleteUnless Seacrest was the other piece of bread... ;-)
Best comment thread ever.
ReplyDeleteI never got my email. And he's back. Boo.
ReplyDeleteI just cannot agree with jumping on board the "Birkhead-Hilton" bandwagon for #2. I cannot imagine that even Paris Hilton would go down to Birkhead's level. It just does not make any sense. It is just too stupid, and I mean way more stupid than she is. She is daft. Not that I have a better guess, cause I don't, but I cannot envision the Birkhead-Hilton alignment.
ReplyDeleteMark Phillophousus.
ReplyDeleteEwwww, Roddick has ferret face.
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