Wednesday, February 20, 2008

It Must Be Payday, Here Comes Michael Lohan


Well it must be payday, because here comes Michael Lohan. Yesterday, the White Oprah earned her monthly fee by calling the Lindsay photos tasteful and well done. Compared to the photos guys take of her, almost anything would be tasteful and well done. Now, today, Michael needs to get paid and the best way to get paid is to compare your daughter to Heath Ledger and say she is taking the same pills Heath did when he died, and then imply that your daughter is addicted to prescription pills.

In an interview with In Touch, Michael says that Lindsay was prescribed Oxycontin in 2006 and is concerned she may overdose on it. Ummm. Excuse me. She got the prescription for it in 2006 for breaking her wrist. Why on earth would she overdose on it now? Is she still taking it?

"Even before Heath's death, I told Lindsay that I'm very concerned about the pills she's taking. "They also had her on Adderall for her Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD), Xanax for depression and anxiety and Ambien for insomnia. "I'm not only fearful for Lindsay, but for all the other kids out there. Most of these young people shouldn't be on some of these medications - instead, they should get spiritual guidance, counseling and exercise."

Well perhaps as a parent you shouldn't be telling the world what your daughter has taken, is taking and what her conditions are. Perhaps instead you should keep your big mouth shut and just be a dad. The next thing you know you will be giving us a play by play of the Lindsay or Ali's sex life and how many people they have been with and what positions they enjoy the most and how many times Lindsay has got pregnant.

How can you even consider yourself a parent? You might be biologically a parent, but seriously, if you were my dad and you were telling the world what kind of pills I was taking and for what and for how long, I would never speak to you again. Will you not do anything for a buck or fame or attention? At least White Oprah has kept her mouth shut for the most part lately. I don't even blame her for the comments on the Marilyn shoot because I could see why someone would want to know her opinion.

Michael on the other hand seems to have only himself in mind and how much he can get paid for what he has to sell. You can add him to my worst people in the world list, and I would almost put him in the child abuser category. Not molesting or anything like that, but what he is doing is in my opinion a form of abuse.





9 comments:

  1. all of them are just such a disaster.

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  2. thats one hell of a prescription if she still has pills left from 2006 - and lets be honest - you know those were snorted up about 2 days after she got them -

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  3. Good question, why is she still taking Oxy? She hasn't been filming anything so it's not like she's been injured doing any stunts.

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  4. Hmm, that remark about how many times LiLo has gotten pregnant....is that a hint for a BI?

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  5. Anonymous1:14 PM

    Ent I'm with you on WO's comments on the Marilyn shoot. I think as her mom and manager, people needed to know why she let Lindsay do that shoot.

    And really Adderall, Xanax, and Ambien is not really a "lot" depending on the dose. A lot of people with ADHD also have anxiety problems (and therfore sleep problems). It just shows how out of touch Mikey is with his daughter's care.

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  6. MiLo is a moron...I agree, if my dad opened up and told the world about what prescriptions I was taking, I think I'd have to kick his ass.

    DiLo, on the other hand, must have been on the Oxys herself when she was looking at those pics. Tasteful??? I could have done a better job with my Kodak Quick Cam. They were cheap looking, badly lit, horrible wig, and ugly model.

    The reason why Marilyn's photos turned out so well is because, well, she's Marilyn freaking Monroe!! She was gorgeous and she exuded an innocent sexuality. LiLo, not so much...she's doughy and pasty and they likely didn't need to use a wind machine because of the enormous man-eating chasm between her legs.

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  7. typical guilt and transference found by a man who is pretending to find god so he can forgive himself for molesting his cashcow daughter.

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  8. and p.s. she is still doing oxy (pin prick pupils and all) because she's an addict

    (85% of addicts have been sexually abused)

    fathers lie. mothers lie. daughters lie. lawyers lie. publicists are paid to lie. stats don't lie - that's a hell of a strong correlation (or causation, imho)

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