Thursday, February 28, 2008

Jessica Alba Is An Attention Whore


Even though I didn't watch the Academy Awards I know that Jessica Alba was a presenter. I know this because I wanted to check why the hell she was even at the show. I must have missed the announcement that Good Luck Chuck was nominated for Best Picture, or that Best Actress nomination she just missed for Rise Of The Silver Surfer.

I think when the Academy invites people like Jessica it just encourages them to keep making movies. I think we should all discourage that as much as possible. Oh, if she wants she can make straight to DVD films. That way her fans can still sit at home and play with themselves, but the rest of us can save the $11 we know will be a waste as soon as we see her name on a film.

Well, to keep herself in the limelight and drawn to her, she releases stories such as this. "I did have a stumble backstage outside of the green room. Cash caught one arm, the other hit the floor.

"Luckily all the photogs were taking pics of Cameron D."

So, now because the paps didn't catch the moment, she wants the world to know that she fell and to please give her lots and lots of sympathy for her pregnant self. Do, I want any harm to come to her, or her baby(ies)? No, of course not. Obviously the baby is fine though so why even bring it up? If the paps had caught it, then she would probably be saying that the world was making a big deal out of nothing, but, here she is, making a big deal out of nothing.

Now, she can bask in the stories that are sure to follow with headlines that scream. "Jessica baby scare," and other crap like that. This is just such a classless move that she is on double secret probation. Hell, she and Cash deserve each other and I hope he does keep cheating on her. Hell, she probably likes the fact that he does cheat on her because she likes the sympathy she gets from others that he is such an ass.


11 comments:

  1. Title: Jessica Alba is an attention whore.

    My reply: No shit.

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  2. Anonymous10:03 AM

    She got you to write about it, didn't she Ent? ;)

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  3. Hey, when did "People I Dislike Almost As Much As Denise Richards" become a tag? So dead at that one.

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  4. hey remember some of us speculated Ent was Mischa Barton's lawyer? it was said on Page Six his name is Anthony Salerno...thought i would share lol

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  5. Pic of Anthony Salerno, but this so does not fit my image of who I think our Enty Baby is.

    http://www.avscriminallaw.com/images/cnn_anthony.jpg

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  6. Anonymous10:56 AM

    Be careful having any mental image of EL--I dont really buy his "I'm so fat and broke" soliloquies.

    But I'll agree with you, that guys facial features are kinda...yeah I wouldnt expect him to be EL either. But you never know!!

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  7. Even if ENT is MB's business lawyer, she'd be using a criminal attorney for this situation.

    Good catch, otherwise.

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  8. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Ent,the reason why Alba was presenting at the Oscars is that she had breasts and a semblance of sex appeal and she was the token beauty of the year to present at the Tech-Awards Oscars and give them something to drool over.

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  9. he's a crim lawyer. those guys are wayyyy to busy for any blogging.

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  10. Yeah, checked out Salerno yesterday and I don't think EL's is Salerno. His colleague Frank pretty much walks on water for me and every other woman who grew up here in the 70s-80s. Man. >sigh<
    Anyway, last year, too, I wondered what Alba was doing at the Oscars. I HATE it when AMPAS starts f***ing with the guest list. Their credibility takes a hit, too.

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  11. Now, she can bask in the stories that are sure to follow with headlines that scream. "Jessica baby scare," and other crap like that.

    Well, why not? It worked for Omarion, didn't it?

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