Thursday, February 14, 2008

Want To Sleep With Janet Jackson?


On her new album, Janet Jackson has quite a few songs about having sex with lots and lots of different people, and so of course interviewers have been asking her if this relates to her real life. I think we all knew even before this that Ms. Jackson was a bit of a freak. Michael likes the little boys and Janet likes the whole swapping and swinger thing as well as multiple partners at once.

If you were with Jermaine Dupri you would be looking at finding someone else almost every night as well. Besides I think he enjoys when she brings over people whether they be male or female.

"I think whatever you're into, as long as you both are into it, it's cool."

I don't think there is really anything that Janet isn't into so this could be a very long list but also allow you as a man or woman to also know that you have a pretty decent shot at Janet Jackson. With all the partners she cruises through, you might eventually get your number called. Hopefully though it won't be Jermaine on the other end of the line.


11 comments:

  1. Hmmm, wouldn't it be interesting if SHE were the answer to the BI about the singer!!!!

    But I doubt it. My friend reads TMZ faithfully and they rejected her comment regarding the HIV+ singer on a Britany post last week. It was just a "hmmm, I wonder if Brit is the answer to the BI about blah blah blah and that is why her family & the courts are finally stepped in." They rejected the comment!

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  2. It irritates me how this website is so often judgemental towards women who famously get a lot of action and non-traditional relationships. I'd like to hear about it without the prissiness.

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  3. well maybe if they weren't 'famously' getting lots of action then we wouldn't think they were all big whores??
    most of hollywood is getting freaky but have the good sense to keep it out of the limelight and out of the mags.
    funny how janet normally is tight lipped and then another album drops and she'll tell you anything for the first two weeks...

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  4. "well maybe if they weren't 'famously' getting lots of action then we wouldn't think they were all big whores??"

    Well, if you're going to be all pious about it, at least apply equal treatment to men and women.

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  5. ......Miss Jackson, if your nasty!

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  6. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Ha, love how EL writes an entire post just to trash someone's sexual choices. Class-y. JJ never seems to really be hurting anybody, yet he goes out of his way to point out "Oh shes a kinky slut!" Jesus. Lay off with the judgement, will ya?

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  7. lol...hilarious, do you ever read the website? he doles it out about men as much as women..it ain't EL it's the world that has that double standard.

    men are heroes women are whores..life goes on. no need to go get a rosie the riveter tattoo.

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  8. What Jax said. He's just as harsh, if not harsher, on men.

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  9. Jax, how did you know about the tattoo on my ass??

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  10. jax knows everything...now put down the cinnamon hearts and get back to work.

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  11. Well, good for her! Honestly, why can't women get it on without being called a "slut", "skank", "whore" and worse? Obviously monogamy doesn't work for a lot of people, so why live a lie?

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