WHICH married foreign head of state makes Bill Clinton look like a Boy Scout? When women are granted audiences with the man, they find him at his desk with his fly open or, sometimes, with his pants already down .
WHICH "socialite" dropped from a size 14 to a size 0 with the help of a new dangerous habit? She and some of her blueblood friends are dabbling in the appetite suppressant, heroin.
The Pope!! The Vatican is a state.
ReplyDeleteOkay, skip that. Sarkozy or Putin.
I'm thinking either Putin or Hugo Chavez of Venezuela.
ReplyDelete#2 The only chubby socialite that I know of is Marjorie Gubelman, who is newly divorced. But she's no size 0, and she owns a freaking candle company.
ReplyDeleteBut what about that 'socialite' on that MTV Rich Girls show? I think she is or was a student at Columbia. Jaime something-or-other?
For #1, I'm guessing Tony Blair or Nicolas Sarcozky. But those are the only guys I know to pick from.
It's probably Putin. He looks a little too comfortable prancing about without a shirt.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say that these are two of the better NYDN blind items I've seen. Usually they are soooooo lame.
ReplyDeleteI gotta go with Chavez myself. Wonder if all those models he got to go over there participated. Wonder if Tom Hanks participated too!
#1 King Abdullah II of Jordan?
ReplyDelete#2 Malu Fernandez. She's a blogger from the Phillipines who calls her fellow Filipinas who are employed as household staff in Dubai "OFW's" and she makes fun of their clothes while name-dropping high-end brands. Meanwhile, she flies coach, so maybe that's why Ent. put "socialite" in quotes---cuz she's not really one?
Eh Tony Blair is not the prime minister anymore..
ReplyDeleteNot Putin - he doesn't strike me as that idiotic. Aslo, personality wise, Putin has a lot of self control. He's just not the type.
ReplyDeleteChavez is a good guess. He's a pompous ass.
Also, it is a cultural expectation in some Asian countries, so that is the most likely sector to produce a pants off dance off with the head of state.
mexican president Felipe Calderon
ReplyDeletegod let it be the asshat here Stephen Harper. and i hope his 'wife' beats his ass with that bible he so lovingly likes to hide behind.
ReplyDeleteplease someone dig up gay dirt on this homophobic jerk. i will pay.
Nicky Hilton for 2. TMZ was recently accusing her of becoming an anorexic.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but I don't think Nicky Hilton was ever a size 14.
ReplyDelete#2 Mischa B???????????????
ReplyDeleteSarkozy for #1
ReplyDeleteNicky Hilton although big I'm not sure she was 14 maybe 10 or 12.
ReplyDeleteNicky Hilton was never bigger than a size 6 from the pictures I've seen!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Jaime Gleicher of MTV's "Rich Girls" "fame?"
"god let it be the asshat here Stephen Harper. and i hope his 'wife' beats his ass with that bible he so lovingly likes to hide behind.
ReplyDeleteplease someone dig up gay dirt on this homophobic jerk. i will pay."
Seconded--I think he's pure evil...look at his eyes, dammit!!! They're eeeeevil!
And, as you succinctly point out, he's an asshat.
Dunno, though....isn't Canada usually the one getting fucked, not the other way 'round? ;oP
KELLY OSBOURNE for #2. That is what immediatly popped into my head. She has lost alot of weight recently, and is getting press for it.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Kelly O. would be considered a socialite.
ReplyDeleteChavez sounds good; Castro might be a bit feeble for that kind of thing now. Putin is a possibility; I don't think it is Sarkozy.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't be surprised to find out that it was Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Iran) or Kim Jong il; that behavior and sense of entitlement would be wholly appropriate to those rodents.
Kim Jong il and Jenna Bush! Hahahah!
ReplyDeleteYeah but "blueblood" is a term used to denote noble birth. Um does it get much more noble then Ozzy? Maybe not in a traditional sense, but he is called The Prince of Darkness. She does hang out with Kate Moss, Amy Winehouse etc...I still think she could be considered a socialite...maybe...
ReplyDeletenot to mention she has been hooked on a slew of other drugs.
It's gotta be Sarkozy. That dude has skeez written all over him.
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ReplyDeleteBut Lil Kim's daddy wouldn't approve.
I still say either Sarkozy or, now that you say it, Ahmadinejad.
Nicole Richie? It doesn't say the weight loss was recent.
ReplyDeleteKhloe Kardashian for #2?
ReplyDeleteSarkozy, non. This sounds like some Latin leader, Chavez ferinstance, or the new Mexican prez.
ReplyDeletePutin hates women, HATES Merkel with a passion because she speaks perfect Russian and refuses to use German with him (she is not of my tribe, but I love her anyway for this.) But Putan is far too calculating and Machiavellian to risk exposure, so to speak.
Love the international political smut. Because this is the New York Post I am guessing. . . Castro!!!
ReplyDeletei think hugo chavez he seems like such a creep, castro is too sick to do things like that but the new castro i dont know maybe hes enjoying the power :p
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