Wednesday, March 05, 2008

She's Definitely Married To Him


"[He] and I stay in really good communication with each other. I talk to him about anything, at any time. He works 48 hours straight, comes home, and if I ask, 'Would you help me with this?' he'll do it."

I wonder about the rest of their relationship, but I can tell you from that quote that Katie Holmes is married to Tom Cruise. I don't know exactly what she would need help with if he has been gone for 48 hours that the million Scientologist helpers couldn't have done, and that is probably what Tom asks as soon as she starts nagging him about it. So Katie is a nagger huh? Actually I don't think she is a nagger. I think she enjoys attention and being stuck at home in her prison all day, with no one to talk to but Suri and her minders probably leaves her bored.

One thing she has developed while sitting there alone is her imagination. In the same In Style interview where she gives that first quote, she also says that "time stopped" when she first saw Tom Cruise and that she fell in love in an instant. Well, I'm sure her dad fell in love with Tom also as soon as Tom made the financial figures known. Hell, who wouldn't love someone for that kind of money, especially if you didn't have to sleep with them.

And what kind of "work" could Tom Cruise be doing for 48 hours straight? Yeah, that is what I thought also.


14 comments:

  1. "And what kind of "work" could Tom Cruise be doing for 48 hours straight?"

    Leelee Sobieski? :)

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  2. Usually I think it's lovely to see two people in love, but for some reason, the two of them just make me gag.

    Someone should check Katie's neck for a switch. I believe she's become a Stepford wife.

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  3. He works for 48 hours straight now? What is he a fireman?

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  4. How funny! THAT is exactly what I thought....WHAT can he be doing for 48 hours???? And what on earth does she do that she would need help with???

    They deserve each other.

    I'm feeling harsh today.

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  5. Anonymous11:13 AM

    Wonder if all those vitamins and sauna treatments are what help him stay up to "work" for two days straight...the only people I know who can do that are "on" something...

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  6. Anonymous11:17 AM

    There was a commercial on Monday nite for an upcoming movie - Superhero Movie - that spoofed the whole black sweater, maniacally laughing Tom Scientology video. Doesn't appear that few seconds is in the official trailer, but it was hilarious!

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  7. Boy, what a lucky girl. It must just be like waking up to some fantastic fairy tale dream every day. They're so in love, everyone can see it's meant to be. They just light up a room together. Nothing could ever spoil so much happiness for two people so in love. Nothing at all.

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  8. Her responses are just plain weird. Seriously, who talks like that? Their whole "relationship" screams sham.

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  9. You can tell from the picture she is talking in the weird "I know the meaning of life" way that Tom talks." That's when I first stopped liking Tom, when he became so deep. Deep people who know everything and "get it", get on my nerves.

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  10. Anonymous12:20 PM

    Cali girl - I just saw that trailer and it is hilarious. I might go see the movie when it comes out. Too funny.

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  11. nothing tops Jerry O Connell.

    48 hours straight?
    maybe she meant he works for 48 hours AS straight and then comes home to Katie, Suri and the poolboy.

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  12. Doesn't Katie look like that puppet from long ago, "Madame"? Her sharp cheekbones are getting scarier and scarier.

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  13. twisted sister said...
    "He works for 48 hours straight now? What is he a fireman?"

    well, he IS awfully enamored of other men's hoses!

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  14. Bionic- TOO FUNNY!!!

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