Don't forget tomorrow will be a reveal of some kindness items from the past few weeks. Another big FFF is planned for tomorrow as well. If you stumble across any items for FFF, send them my way. Without your help which has been amazing, it takes forever to find photos that I know you will love and cringe at.
#1 - I think, but am not sure that I wrote about this ass before. He is a wife beater. Then and now. Television A lister back in the day, now not so much. He has a name and a pedigree, but doesn't get much work. Well he and his current wife were out last week. Doesn't let her out of the house usually and she doesn't usually want to go. Last week though he made an exception. Probably should have stayed in. Although she did a valiant job with hair and makeup, it could not hide the fact that she had suffered a beating in the not too distant past.
#2 B list actress. Haunting kind of face. Still considered young, but she has been doing this for awhile. Maybe two great roles. Both in film. She has done television in the past, but tries to avoid it now. Anyway, she and this celebutard who is expecting a kid and in a relationship were seen groping each other and making out at an after party a few days ago.
What does FFF stand for?
ReplyDeletesylvia - full frontal friday, naked manlets/ studlets
ReplyDeleteFull Frontal Friday. Thinking #1 may be Dennis Cole but he and his wife are divorcing, though I don't know if they're still living together.
ReplyDeleteohhh haha thanks cap
ReplyDelete#2 - Dakota Fanning? young, only a couple memorable roles, has done TV refuses to do it now.
ReplyDelete1. Tony Danza?
ReplyDeleteI IMDb'd David Hasselhoff to see if he got married again and just HAD to post this: Did you know that his first wife's current husband's name is Michael Knight?
ReplyDeleteBut back on topic, since it's not The Hoff for #1, I'm out of ideas.
"pedigree" would mean he comes from an acting family, perhaps...like the Baldwin bros.
ReplyDeletekelsey grammae
ReplyDeleteI think the first time EL posted this blind he said former A list, not former A list television actor. Didn't many of us think it was James Caan, thinking it was former film A list?
ReplyDeleteHow about Christina Ricci for #2?
ReplyDelete#1. don johnson
ReplyDeleteWHO is posted as twistedsister? I did NOT write 'kelsey grammae'.
ReplyDeleteI suspect I know who's stealing my identity.
I don't think that Katherine Hickland (Hoff's ex) is still married to Michael Knight.
ReplyDeleteFor another twist, the actor who portrayed Michael Knight's son on All My Children recently starred in the remake of Hoff's old show, Knight Rider. Weird huh?
We're all connected somehow.
dude not what you think i had this identity from another site but dont worry i never post so you still be the only one around
ReplyDeleteAhhh...got it. Well, don't stop posting, but please change your name so people can tell the difference.
ReplyDeleteThanks and welcome.
#2 What about Christina Ricci, shes been in the "biz" for a while now, has a kind of eerie haunting doll like face. Shes done a nice bit of tv work too, "greys anatomy" "Ally McBeal" "Malcolm in the middle" & "Joey". She hasnt done any tv work in past two and half years though, could be avoiding it. and shes still only 28, still young. Dont know who the celebutard is, to be honest not too confident with my guess being Christina either, im gonna give a bit more thought, she was just the first person who popped into my head!
ReplyDelete1. Kelsey Grammer
ReplyDelete2. Meg Ryan
#1: I don't know, but needs to be outed & then jumped in the alley. Creeeeep!
ReplyDelete#2 I like Christina Ricci for this, and for the "celebutard" make-out partner: Cash Warren...my god, ew, what a terrible match
#1 - Josh Brolin? But he was never A list, was he?
ReplyDeleteLong time lurker, first time poster. (I found you through tinycatpants.wordpress.com; you're one of her guilty-pleasures and now one of mine.)
ReplyDeleteI'm generally a fan of the blinds, seeing most of them as silly doing silly, but I think the wife-beaters should be outed (especially when he trots her out for the pics, but not if she'd be in bigger danger for the outing). Big Ick all around.
The word pedigree makes me think of Pedigree pet food commercials. Doesn't David Duchovney do the voiceover for those?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if you could call Kelsey Grammer's roots a pedigree-he was abandoned by his father and raised by his parents. His father and sister were both murdered. Plus, I think his wife loves the limelight.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Alan Alda? Although I think he's been married to the same woman forever. Also, maybe Tim Daly? But I'm not sure if he is married now.
For #2 how about Thora Birch? Her parents were both in Deep Throat. I can see her being a little loose.
#2. i thought the actress was making out with the preg celebutard! sometimes i must reread 3 times!
ReplyDeleteHey la.flambelle - welcome.
ReplyDeleteTinycatpants? LMAO! I'm gonna have to check that out.
#1 OK, is this a clue?
ReplyDelete"Well he and his CURRENT wife were out last week" (emphasis mine, words, Ent's)
So, were are looking for a former TV A-lister who has been married more than once?
How about Lorenzo Llamas for the pedigreed former A Lister? Is he currently married?
ReplyDelete...and who has a "name and a pedigree" like, relatives in the industry? Or a REALLY famous (more so than him) first wife who (maybe?) kept his last name post-divorce?
ReplyDeleteMaggie...nope. Single. His last marriage out of three(!!) ended in 2002.
ReplyDeletecaptiv- isn't that what he is saying about #2? otherwise someone explain. im lost.
ReplyDeleteOooh Lorenzo Lamas is a great guess! The first name that jumped into my head was Larry Hagman. I'm to lazy right now to do any legwork and see if he's married or not.
ReplyDeleteI thought of David Cassidy. His dad and step-mom were famous, he was THE T.V. hearthrob back in the day, and he's on marriage #3.
ReplyDeleteThe paps must have taken pics, if he was that big a star, has the "pedigree"--whether that be family or sheer talent--and doesn't go out that often. What former A lister tv star was out and about last week?
ReplyDeleteLorenzo Llamas is a terrible actor.
ReplyDeleteJax:
ReplyDeletesome time ago, like a month or so pre-Timmy, Ent. explained to us that when he said "Celebutard" he defined it as the MALE version of a Paris Hilton-type individual.
The equivalent he named at the time was Keving Federline, but Cash Warren also fits. If I'm not wrong, I think, in this blog "Celebutard" is always a dude...or am I wrong, long-time CDAN'ers?
If she's still alive (not sure, sorry), Larry Hagman's wife always looked like she could kick his ass.
ReplyDeleteITA with the suggestion that this jerk needs to be outed. Hasn't David Duchovny been a guess before? The Pedigree dogfood voiceover was a good guess. I hope it's not him, but wasn't there a recent pic of Tea? At that time I thought to myself, wow, I haven't seen her for a while.
ragdoll - yes i think that's it. i first read it wrong, thinking 2 females were making out.
ReplyDeleteRagdoll -
ReplyDeleteDuring Fashion Week, EL wrote:
"1 This celebutard/reality female was spotted not, once, not twice, but three times...."
I think he uses celebutard for both sexes, no?
I was thinking David Soul or Peter Strauss for #1, but Lorenzo Lamas and David Cassidy are terrific entries, both for lineage and # of marriages.
ReplyDelete1. I thought of the Baldwin's too, but I don't think any of the brothers would fit the description.
ReplyDeleteWere there any pics of a couple out last week with the wife slightly bruised? The only bruise I remember is the one Madonna had a few weeks ago from plastic surgery.
imnotobsessed has a blind item talking about a hills/laguna beach chick being knocked up. those chicks are retarded enough. i don't know enough about cash warren -- is he from money? i thought he was just a hollywood lackey who lucked out, not a celebutard.
ReplyDeletewould hate to think that 1 is about duchovny. besides, it says "current wife" and i didn't think he was married before tea leoni.
cash warren and ashley olsen?
ReplyDelete#1 what about Tim Allen (Home improvement) was he considered to be A list back then? he married his second wife in 2006, im gonna go down the pedigree being related to dog route..he was in and starred in a film called "The shaggy dog"..LoL..Yeah, i know, bit of a stretch, but humour me!
ReplyDeleteAlso the celebutard in the #2 blind doesnt have to be female does it? after all it could be a guy expecting a kid with a pregnant (obv!) woman...
oh, Captivagirl, how positively vile, but it dings every single descriptor !!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCash Warren's dad is Mike Warren from "Hill Street Blues" OMG, someone PLEASE be old enough to remember that show......I can't be the only one...
ReplyDelete...Twisty.....aaaaah, yes he did!!! He actually called out the gender...hmmmm....I gotta go digging for more names....
see that's why i was confused..he's used it for both.
ReplyDeleteMischa Barton and Cash Warren.
Mischa with her 'haunting face' from the damn movie..shit I see dead people movie and tv.
they are both skeezs.
ooooooooooo, jax, that's a good guess! (Sixth Sense) Let's see if we can place them at a premiere after party recently.
ReplyDeletewait wait - what was her second great film role? Can't be Notting Hill...
ReplyDeletemaybe Frankie and Hazel is considered good.
ReplyDeleteI personally loved Skipped Parts and Tart.
Julie Johnson, not so much. I was kinda bored by that. I was so excited to watch it because Courtney Love was in it.....Yeah. I was bored by it. But I feel bad because I love Lily Taylor.
if it IS her with Cash Warren. ewwwwwww
Hope he knocks her up, too lol
ok I know I'm stretching this but.... say that the girl from The Hills that is pregnant and the daddy is Brody Jenner... He could be the celebutard expecting a baby.
ReplyDeletehaha ok so I'm probably wrong...
#1 - How about David Carradine? He was out with his wife a week or so ago and she looks as though she has a bruise near her lip. (See past weeks)
ReplyDelete#1 - Lorenzo Lamas (he was pretty rough on Shauna Sand also)
ReplyDelete#2 - I def think Cash Warren is the CelebuDude
Oh, Jax.
ReplyDeleteYou're deviously brilliant.
Mischa Barton, who very recently poo-poohed a ruomr that she was to appear on "Gossip Girl" ALLEGEDLY because she "doesn't do TV anymore" And Cash Warren (celebutard w/ a baby on the way).
The best of the plausible (Ashley Olsen, C. Ricci being the others) and so, so nastily sickening, too.
Wow, you guys are good.
ReplyDeleteAdrian is still stuck at 6. Keep voting!!
What about Dave Chappelle for 1?
ReplyDeleteThe Sixth Sense & Lawn Dogs (Lawn Dogs for the "Maybe 2" roles) Lawn Dogs = directed by John Duigan = indie darling. So maybe. But it is a big stretch....
ReplyDeleteLIZZIE:
ReplyDeleteYou may have something there. He and his wife had an out-and-out scream-fest infront of their kids, in some Starbuck's near Union Square recently, no?
i rock!
ReplyDeletelol..i ususally suck at BI but lately either EL and i are sharing a brain or he's making it easier.
OT-
ReplyDeleteoooh Eve caught on tape losing her shit on her driver..lol.
she's been hanging out with Sean Penn too much.
2-i dont think its Christina Ricci, she is still with Adam Goldberg. Meesh.all the way.
The driver who brought the car 'round 5 feet short of the curb??? Ha ha!! Uh-oh!!! I smell Kutcher's (non) reality show!
ReplyDeleteif it's cash warren the actress did it because she hates alba, not because he's some great catch. what actress(or non- actress) doesn't hate phoney alba?
ReplyDeleteCaptiva---
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY!!! The very least she could do is try and look less like she's sniffing an old gym shoe.....be thankful, Jess, that you're not asking people if they want soup or salad with their order......
#1 - first thought - Lee Majors and his young wife pictured out recently
ReplyDeleteFor the person who gussed David Cassidy - he and his wife were on Oprah recently and she looked pretty good...
ReplyDeleteAnd please read, people - it says "pedigree" - meaning either the family bloodline or the dogfood..
I've heard nasty things about Lorenzo Lamas and he has one hell of a pedigree. But what was he on that made him "A" list back in the day?
Cyn
Did anyone guess Misha Barton for number two? I was thinking her based on the 'haunted face' refrence(Sixth Sense) and her role on the O.C. which ended cause she didn;t want to do t.v. anymore.
ReplyDeleteUpon further reading I see that she was already guessed. Good guess, Jax.
ReplyDeletemngddess - Lorenzo Lamas was on Falcon Crest in the 80s. Back then he was something; not so much any more. Hope that helps.
ReplyDeleteAlso Lorenzo's not married. Pedigree - hmmm. It could be so many guys. We need more info, Enty, but I think it's important to get the word out.
ReplyDelete#2 Mischa and Brody? I don't know. Boring compared to #1.
erin-- Cash Warren graduated from Yale, or similar Ivy League School.
ReplyDeleteEnty, I love you, but if you don't start giving us some dish about the delicious creamy filling at the center of the twinkie otherwise known as the Pellicano trial, I'm gonna send someone to flood your precious basement.
ReplyDeleteJax, Captiva, Twisted, dn...I'm going to need you guys to demand the Pellicano dirt! Especially anything Cruise!
Ent, why am I having to go to Huffington Post of all places to read details about Chris Rock's affair with the skank that accused him of being her baby daddy, & Gary Shandling's fued with Brad Gray?
I know you have inside info--NOW DISH!
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ReplyDelete#1 - Lee Majors was pictured this week going to dinner with his wife. Would "Major" be considered pedigree as in Military title? Also wasn't there some rumored shanannigans with Farrah and Lee back in the day?
ReplyDeletethe first guy i thought of for #1 was jan-michael vincent. i dug a little but no one has seen him in years lol oh well. gotta keep thinking....
ReplyDeletei like c. ricci for #2.
How about Leelee Sobieski for #2?
ReplyDeleteBlossum, I saw Jan Michael Vincent not long ago on The Insider (or a similar show) and he is a sad sight. God, he was hot back in the day.
ReplyDeleteRagdoll, I'm old I admit it. I remember Michael Warren and I just loved him. Too bad his career wasn't big. The last time I saw him he was playing Halle Berry's Dad in an Oprah movie. I did NOT know Cash was his son. All I've read about him is that Jessica supports him and he cheats on her.
Can't believe you guys haven't figured out #1 yet.
ReplyDeleteDavid Duchovney. He is the voice on the Pedigree dog comercials and used to be A list from the X files, now not so much
#2 Cannot be Mischa Barton. Ent said "Maybe two great roles. Both in film." - she hasn't even had two film roles never mind two great ones.
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ReplyDeleteHas anyone else seen this for #1??
ReplyDeletehttp://icydk.com/2008/03/14/courteney-cox-shows-off-a-large-bruise-on-her-left-arm-after-lunch-in-la-yesterday/
#1. For some reason, I thought of Bobby Flay and Stephanie March. She quit her show Law & Order: SVU to marry him and pretty much sank from sight. And everyone knows how bossy and aggressive Bobby is.
ReplyDeleteOla people - never commented before cos I'm always so slow to pick up on clues....
ReplyDeleteAnyway for #2 - Mischa Barton and Cash Warren. Been seeing a lot of net rumours about those two lately.
I've no idea for #1.
Happy guessing people!! :-)