You ever just want to curl up in a corner and die because you are so embarrassed? Well, nothing you have ever felt would be like this one. Allegedly there is a tape of this encounter as well. So, to get to relive what I am about to describe for the rest of your life. Not fun.
So, there is the D list reality television celebutante who has been in this space before and others, usually accompanied by her friend who is also a celebutante. Anyway, at a party this week and our celebutante sees a guy she has spent some time with in the past. Weekends, nights in hotels after a party. A hookup who usually takes care of her, but someone she really likes. He is an athlete. Football player to be exact. Very good player. Excellent player. Superstar really. Also married. With child/children. Been married a very long time. Went with his wife to this party. Our celebutante didn't know that. Didn't know that when she snuck up behind him this week, and slipped her tongue in his ear, that she would feel a tap on her shoulder, turn around and face the wife. You could see the looks on the faces of all three were in shock, but the only words anyone heard were our celebutante saying, "You're married?" "How long have you been married?"
I cannot wait to see that tape.
oooooooooh, please God, let it be Lauren Conrad!!!!!!! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteHmm maybe Kristin Cavallari? Maybe she got a crush on one of her johns LOL
ReplyDeleteOMG that is **hysterical**!!! I would pay to see that. And I'm pretty freakin broke, but I'd find the money LOL
ReplyDeleteWasn't Parasite after an athletic and he turned her down cause he is married?
ReplyDeleteThe Hills girls are hardly Dlist reality stars..hello?
ReplyDeleteTrishelle from real world.
he heee
ReplyDeletethats life. sometimes you get to be the dog, sometimes the tree.
Miley Cyrus and Phil Simms.
ReplyDeletejax, how are the Hills girls NOT D-List? Are they F List? They certainly aren't any higher than D, IMO.
ReplyDeleteuh becasue they are on the highest rated show on MTV? their dvds were pretty damn popular too.
ReplyDeleteDlist is reserved for out of work people...or almost out of work people.
I would LMAO if it was Kim Kardassian and Reggie Bush.
ReplyDeletegod i hate Terrell. Please let it be T.O.
ReplyDeleteF U T.O.!
It seems that this began some time ago, and lasted for a while.
ReplyDeleteSounds a little bit like Tara Reid. D-list, would easily allow to be good taken care of, and back then she looked better. Plus, it fits her behaviour.
kk/reggie - after a sex tape? no way that all three would be in shock.
Was it Kendra Wilkenson? The Girls Next Door are D-list on a good day.
ReplyDeleteHella funny, I don't know who it is though, I'm awful at blind items. You guys are too!
ReplyDeletePeyton Manning for the athlete.
ReplyDeleteNo idea on the reality D lister with the celebutante friend...
I think Kendra shakes her pompoms for the home team.
ReplyDeleteI hope we get a reveal with this one.
Peyton Manning is gay (not a joke or snark). It may be Brett Favre.
ReplyDeletedschingis said 'sometimes you get to be the dog, sometimes the tree.'
ReplyDeleteso funny, thank you for the laugh. i could see kk or reid on this one, but it is probably a name i do not know.
deion sanders perhaps?
ReplyDeleteBritney Gastineau,- usually seen with Kim Kardashian.
ReplyDeleteLauren, that's who I was thinking. He and his wife were at some function very recently and we rarely see him. He's been married w/ kids for a long time, but he's also been retired for a while so not sure if this is him.
ReplyDeleteAnd April, I think you've got it for the celebutantes.
D'OH!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I thought this shit was HILARIOUS!!!
I LONG time ago Paris was effing Brian Urlacher from the Bears. It was a long time ago, but Paris does like to recycle when it comes to men.
ReplyDeleteMichelle, that's exactly my guess too.
ReplyDeleteEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! I've hugged Brian Urlacher and he's taken my hand in his. STD COOTIES!
ReplyDeleteYou know it can't be Parisite. She'd just invite the wife up to her room for a threesome.
ReplyDeleteI disagree jax. I don't care how many DVDs of the Hills that have been sold. It is a loser Reality show. Anyone on a Reality Show is a Dlist, or FList Loser.
ReplyDeleteEss-
ReplyDeleteWhere have you heard that Peyton Manning is gay? He is married to a woman even richer than him. In fact, from what I understand, he had to sign a prenup because she comes from big big money.
Not that being married means anything necessarily, but I really don't think he's gay. He just doesn't set the gaydar off at all.
I don't think the Mannings have kids that the BI specifies it's someone with a child/children (secret children wouldn't count).
ReplyDeleteThis probably took place in SoCal if the celebutard and the guy have had some kind of ongoing thing (I suppose it could be NYC or Miami, but it has to be a major city where a celebutard would be a fixture on the social scene). So whoever the football player is has to spend a fair amount of time there.
I just hope the football player isn't my Becks.
ReplyDeletePlease let it be "Saint" Brett!
ReplyDeleteHi everyone! I've been lurking around for a couple of weeks and finally decided to join in on the fun! I'm really enjoying the site.
ReplyDeleteDeion Sanders is a good guess, but he supposedly turned his life around after having a "Come to Jesus" moment. Plus, I think he's smart enough to keep any overtime activity he's got going on these days under wraps.
Don't know why, but my first guess was TJ Houshmandzadeh, wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals. He lives in LA during the NFL off-season and he's married with two young daughters.
Houshmandzadeh went to the Pro Bowl this year, so he could be seen as a superstar.
He's an attractive guy and his wife looks like the typical jump off-turned-wifey to me. But how many people would know he's married? He's quiet about his private life, so his marriage wouldn't be common knowledge.
I think it's Houshmandzadeh and the celebutante could be Kendra Wilkinson-she's known for liking football players, plus she's got the Playboy Bunny thing going in her favor. NFL guys love them some Bunnies. Or maybe it's a random MTV starlet.
First instict response is Paris Hilton and Brian Urlacher. As a Bears fan, I was revolted when she started to show up at the games and be around him. There's really no other reason for her to be there unless she and him had something going. Besides, the sex tape thing is right up here alley. I wouldn't doubt it's those two at all.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's TJ Houshmandzadeh, just because he is not a "superstar". I think Brett Favre is a good guess. He has been married for 12 years, might be long for Ent's standards considering his (possible) jokes about being on his 5th marriage. Brett also has children.
ReplyDeletelol 1st thought was trashelle.
ReplyDeletebut shes not really a tante
califblondy I agree! Kendra couldn't seem less interested in the male species!
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