Friday, March 28, 2008

Who Casts These Dancers?


Each and everyday I am more convinced that the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars are actually people who would have rather been on The Real World or one of those Fox shows where everyone gets naked and wants to have sex to stay on the show longer. I mean I guess it adds intrigue and a certain amount of chemistry to the show when you know the dancers are actually getting it on. So, when they show all those films of them working hard, you know that later they are going to go to a hotel and screw like rabbits. I say hotel because I can't keep track of which dancers is with which celebrity and from which years.

Now, my memory isn't so great anymore, but I seem to recall that Karina was living with someone when she started dancing with Mario Lopez. She then started doing the nasty with him and at the same time still saw the other guy she had been living with or boyfriend to. Then I guess that guy got tired of it so she moved in with Mario Lopez while he kept his strange obsession with the Panettiere family alive. Now, according to the NY Post, even though Karina is living with Mario, she was all over her new dance partner Mario. They were making out and groping as they were leaving the Four Seasons here in LA. I do have to give her some credit about actually finding another guy named Mario. It makes it much easier to let yourself go during sex if you don't have to worry about what name you need to call out.


9 comments:

  1. maybe she got tired of hearing about Eva Eva Eva.....

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  2. LMAO

    The first ex Mr D? A Steve.
    My best male friend? A Steve.
    My bf? A Steve.

    I'm stuck on em LOL

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  3. "Each and everyday I am more convinced that the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars are actually people who would have rather been on The Real World or one of those Fox shows where everyone gets naked and wants to have sex to stay on the show longer."

    You hit it on the head, Ent!

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  4. Karina has always given off the slut vibe, in my opinion. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out she was banging the boxer she danced with last year.

    As far as the hook ups go, you spend 8-10 hours a day in someone's arms, sweaty, trying to act flirtatious or romantic depending on the dance, and it's fertile ground for something happening.

    Jesse, the last three men I dated were named David. I'm thinking it's time to move on to the letter 'E'.

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  5. While, it does some real talent to be a professional dancer on DWTS, I wouldn't mind seeing Maks naked.

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  6. ya it's getting to the point where the dancers' fame is eclipsing the celebs on the show with their backstage adventures.
    that makes me laugh.

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  7. Karina and Mario definately looked into each other during last week's dance. I know you are supposed to be sexy and all, but I even commented how they looked pretty authentic....

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  8. Maybe she got confused to which Mario she was with?

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  9. My favorite show on TV right now is "The Moment of Truth." I wish it were on instead of the stupid news.

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