Which 'sensitive' heartthrob rocker does his best work with a snoot full of booger sugar? Girls who flock to his side at NYC clubs notice he can't go but five minutes between bathroom breaks.
Oh no, not John Mayer. I can't stand it. He really did seem like the likable kid next door when he started out. Now he's running through the celebutarts dating gamut, swigging J.D. from the bottle and swapping spit with Piggy Perez... Now sugar boogers? WTH?!?
Why can't Les Suckno go bother the folks with his posts at a different blog? There are so many perverted blogs out there. Maybe we could all help him find one...
If these idiots would get better shoog for their boogs, they'd be able to go more than five minutes between "breaks." Sheesh, you'd think they're all amateurs or something...
John Mayer is always in NYC. It's him. Also, I went to a show at The Comedy Cellar on MacDougal and Bleeker a few weeks ago. His friend does the Friday night show every week and John actually hopped up on stage and did a bit....he looked and acted coked OUT OF HIS HEAD.
John Mayer doesn't need bathroom breaks if he's just going to pee on the girls anyway. I don't like Perez, but don't forget that Mayer is probably Super Duper Cooper from Ted C.'s recent items. Ted seems to think that John Mayer is either sexually confused or secretly gay. I think he is just really kinky.
TS, Mayer is definitely rock, just kinda bluesy. He sure does have a way with a geetar. I'm really warming up to him, simply because he's such a freakazoid. You keep wondering what the hell he's going to do next.
Watersports? Anal? Kissing Perez? Booger sugar? This is way better than any reality show out there.
Gotta John Mayer
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ReplyDeleteJames Blunt?
ReplyDeleteOh no, not John Mayer. I can't stand it. He really did seem like the likable kid next door when he started out. Now he's running through the celebutarts dating gamut, swigging J.D. from the bottle and swapping spit with Piggy Perez... Now sugar boogers? WTH?!?
ReplyDeleteI'm appalled. I really am. My Johnny.
Say it isn't sooooooooo!!!!!
Oh, it's probably just his prostate!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Buble?
ReplyDeleteLOL@Aaron
ReplyDeleteJames Blunt..i like to be different. although he's not much of rocker..well either is Mayer. whatever.
lol@prostate
ReplyDeletemust be james blunt. he is so "sensitive'.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't Les Suckno go bother the folks with his posts at a different blog? There are so many perverted blogs out there. Maybe we could all help him find one...
ReplyDeleteIf these idiots would get better shoog for their boogs, they'd be able to go more than five minutes between "breaks."
ReplyDeleteSheesh, you'd think they're all amateurs or something...
Blunt is more often in London or LA
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer is always in NYC. It's him. Also, I went to a show at The Comedy Cellar on MacDougal and Bleeker a few weeks ago. His friend does the Friday night show every week and John actually hopped up on stage and did a bit....he looked and acted coked OUT OF HIS HEAD.
This does sound a lot like John Mayer. He owns an apartment in NYC and club-hops quite a bit. Too bad about the nose candy. He seems like an OK guy.
ReplyDeleteI'm still not buy that whole Perez Hilton makeout session, though. I refuse to believe Piggy Hilton on that.
but do you refuse the polygraph he did as well?? lol
ReplyDeleteJohn Mayer doesn't need bathroom breaks if he's just going to pee on the girls anyway. I don't like Perez, but don't forget that Mayer is probably Super Duper Cooper from Ted C.'s recent items. Ted seems to think that John Mayer is either sexually confused or secretly gay. I think he is just really kinky.
ReplyDeleteKris, Buble isn't a rocker.
ReplyDeleteI don't consider Mayer a rocker either, so I don't think it's him.
TS, Mayer is definitely rock, just kinda bluesy. He sure does have a way with a geetar. I'm really warming up to him, simply because he's such a freakazoid. You keep wondering what the hell he's going to do next.
ReplyDeleteWatersports? Anal? Kissing Perez? Booger sugar? This is way better than any reality show out there.
Brenda, just goes to show I don't know that much about JM, other than he likes the golden showers...lol.
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