Random Photos Part One
I really don't know how many souls Cindy Crawford sold to the devil to look this good at her age, but I'm guessing it was worth it.
I wore the same thing last week when I visited a friend in jail. Copycat.
Angela Kinsey and Rashida Jones. Both are looking lovely.
Those Fed Ex guys who cart Ellen Barkin around the country, are getting very good at posing her.
Dustin Milligan is the first announced 90210 cast member. Prepare to have your life changed.
Hey grandma.
The funny thing is that Thomas Haden Church really does look like this. No posing required.
George Clooney for all of you. Although after having Sarah Larson you might want to scrub him clean first.
Ellen Page is back and beautiful.
You think Oprah would do this?
I think Eduardo Casanova is a guy. I think. It could also just be Mika in disguise.
John Krasinski apparently thought this was senior class photo day.
Jenna Fischer looks amazing.
Some Javier Bardem for you.
And if you want a Bardem sandwich here is his brother Carlos.
Goran Visnjic is a giant compared to his wife.
When your wife is big at Avon you can get $1M a year to sell their cologne.
Looks like Jim McCallister posing with Sarah Jessica Parker.
Hey, it's the recipe stealer.
Well if she is wearing an engagement ring she must be engaged. Kind of like all the women at bars who wear wedding rings.
You think James Lipton got him some on the way to the premiere? I like to think so. He needs a quickie in a cab just like the rest of us.
Renee Zellweger actually looks pretty good here. Must be the lighting.
Where is that Silver Spoons theme when I need it? Or Erin Gray. That would be even better.
Anyone need a cat wrangler?
The lovely Parker Posey. Sorry about your show.
I don't even want to know what they are going to do with the leftover beef jerky. Brad Pitt always looks better when he isn't trying.
Thomas again with his lovely wife Mia.
The future Mrs. George Clooney then
and now.
"I can't believe you kissed that girl's ass."
Stella Keitel is an offspring I actually like.
