I am like the female version of the creepy white guy with an unnatural attraction to Asian women, cause I just freakin' love Zhang Ziyi and Michelle Yeoh. Michelle's dress is AMAZING!
Ugly dress festival, wow. Natalie Portman looks cute in hers - nice to see her in something flirty - but otherwise, it's hard to say which of the remaining dresses is uglies.
LOL Adrian to Madonna looking like an Olson - you nailed it =)
Caution clothing snark ahead. Eva - Marilyn Monroe bathing suit with with sheer cover-up. Dropping one shoulder makes it look even more like a swimsuit Sharon - the most unSharon Stone like photo I have ever seen of SS. Madonna - LOL Natalie - satin sofa pillow Estelle - meh Michelle - I like. Naomi - I would let her throw the cell phone at me, if she would give me that dress.
The dude with Naomi is a known con artist and criminal - I thought he was in prison, actually. I'm kind of surprised to see him at a celebrity event. Does anyone else recognise him? He pretended to be from the "European" branch of the Rockefeller family... He and Naomi make a a nice couple...
What the heck is wrong with Eva? She wore something just as bad a couple of years ago to an event. It was yellow and had slits all the way up to her ass. We get it, you have a great body..no need to show your ass all the time to prove it.
Gotta love that pic of Naomi Campbell and Christophe Rocancourt (although looking at the top of his head, he looks photoshopped in) - two felons hanging out! Didn't realize he was out of jail. Maybe they were comparing notes. Or maybe he's going by a new name now.
And like jewels said, Eva looks like she's wearing a fancy nightgown!
WHAT THE F*CK IS ESTELLE DOING THERE??!! Don't get me started. >deep breath< Passons.
Madonna DOES look an Olson. Sharon Stone looks like the other one. Love Julia Ormond. Pullman, eh. Michelle and Ziyi are awesome. Eva's dress would have been beautiful if covered another 2 feet lower. All we see is her right thigh.
Michelle Yeoh
I am like the female version of the creepy white guy with an unnatural attraction to Asian women, cause I just freakin' love Zhang Ziyi and Michelle Yeoh. Michelle's dress is AMAZING!
ReplyDeleteHow did Sharon Stone manage to look human?
I thought madonna was an Olson.
ReplyDeleteNatalie you look b e a u t i f u l.
ReplyDeleteAnd Eva...honey...flowers cascading from your cooch is not such a good look.
Holy crap, Guy Ritchie looks positively miserable.
ReplyDeleteha ha fricken ha! Madonna that dress makes you look OLD! OLLLLD!
ReplyDeleteah Guy the life we could have had if not for the shrew.
Slater looks constipated.
Michelle Yeoh looks stunning. Absolutely stunning.
ReplyDeleteAnd Im' with hthrhllywd - eva herzegova's dress is awful.
Damn, the lighting must be heavenly in the Riviera cuz everyone is looking gorgeous to me in these shots.
ReplyDeleteIf I look half as good as Sharon Stone in 6 years, I'll be thrilled!
How come Ent left Zhang Ziyi's name out of the caption?
Ugly dress festival, wow. Natalie Portman looks cute in hers - nice to see her in something flirty - but otherwise, it's hard to say which of the remaining dresses is uglies.
ReplyDeleteLOL Adrian to Madonna looking like an Olson - you nailed it =)
Caution clothing snark ahead.
ReplyDeleteEva - Marilyn Monroe bathing suit with with sheer cover-up. Dropping one shoulder makes it look even more like a swimsuit
Sharon - the most unSharon Stone like photo I have ever seen of SS.
Madonna - LOL
Natalie - satin sofa pillow
Estelle - meh
Michelle - I like.
Naomi - I would let her throw the cell phone at me, if she would give me that dress.
Re: Eva Herzigova's dress.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'm ready for the 90's to come back just yet. I've been struggling with the 80's for a while now, and that's enough for me for a while.
Lord, isn't it time for everyone to pack up and go home yet?
ReplyDeleteNot keen on her but like Naomi's dress.
ReplyDeleteMadonna looks horrible. Guy's face looks like what am I doing here.
ReplyDeleteI like Julia Ormond. Love Chocolate with Johnny Depp.
Who is the weirdo with Naomi. Isn't he afraid of getting his head bashed lol.
Sharon looks different. Don't really like her outfit.
Natalie looks cute.
Michelle Yeon is so pretty and her dress is beautiful. Very stylish.
Eva H. looks like a pin-up girl in that outfit.
The dude with Naomi is a known con artist and criminal - I thought he was in prison, actually.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of surprised to see him at a celebrity event.
Does anyone else recognise him? He pretended to be from the "European" branch of the Rockefeller family...
He and Naomi make a a nice couple...
Julia Ormond has been looking hot this week.
ReplyDeleteAre Bill Pullman and Julia Ormond a couple for real? If so, how long and where have I been??
ReplyDeleteWhat's Naomi doing with the poser con guy? Maybe he likes being whipped with a cellphone?
ReplyDeleteI saw him interviewed once and he could not admit that he'd never con again.
Hmmm, karma wins again.
Where is Christian's hand?! Run, Ziyi, Run!!!
ReplyDeletecalifblondy, I was wondering if that was the same dude that pretended to be a Rockefeller... Guess so!
ReplyDeleteHilarious.
What the heck is wrong with Eva? She wore something just as bad a couple of years ago to an event. It was yellow and had slits all the way up to her ass. We get it, you have a great body..no need to show your ass all the time to prove it.
ReplyDeleteI love how Michelle Yeoh is so pretty and stylish and elegant and can kick yo ass!
ReplyDeleteUm yeah, no!
ReplyDeleteMadonna does NOT do flapper good... Ick!
Holly Crap!
It looks like Naomi had her dress designed by Charmin with a little foil around the mid-section.
I could say the same of Natalie's dress, but it's red... Hmmmmmm, no, never mind, I won't go there! Double ick!
I could go without that decoupage/negligee thingie Eva's wearing too. But that neck piece: WOW! I need a closeup of that.
Looks like Christian's face has finally relaxed after the botox set in, eh? He doesn't have that perpetually surprised look on his face now.
Gotta love that pic of Naomi Campbell and Christophe Rocancourt (although looking at the top of his head, he looks photoshopped in) - two felons hanging out! Didn't realize he was out of jail. Maybe they were comparing notes. Or maybe he's going by a new name now.
ReplyDeleteAnd like jewels said, Eva looks like she's wearing a fancy nightgown!
Did anyone see the Madonna post on Lainey today? ONCE AGAIN Lainey pretty much confirmed Guy beats his wife :(
ReplyDeleteBenicio Del Toro usually gets me all swooning. He looks...odd here...something wrong with his hairline or something O_o
Julia Ormond - one of the many older actresses who put the young broads to SHAME. Gorgeous.
Re: Adding to jenner's Lainey comment--
ReplyDeleteI think she also makes it sound like Kate Hudson is the actress who goes to Europe as an "escort."
Jenner, I am with ya on Benicio, what the hail is going on with his face?
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman...girls with skinny bods should not wear fluffy red bags for dresses.
Guy and Madonna's body language sez it all.
And I say...
THat is all!
WHAT THE F*CK IS ESTELLE DOING THERE??!!
ReplyDeleteDon't get me started. >deep breath< Passons.
Madonna DOES look an Olson. Sharon Stone looks like the other one.
Love Julia Ormond. Pullman, eh.
Michelle and Ziyi are awesome.
Eva's dress would have been beautiful if covered another 2 feet lower. All we see is her right thigh.
hey, sylvia, juliet binoche was in chocolat not julia ormond.
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