Monday, June 30, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which famous festival-goer couldn't believe his luck when a fan surprised him with a big bag of Colombian marching powder? No wonder the quirky star scurried off to his Winnebago so fast...


14 comments:

  1. Hope it's not Ben!

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  2. KANYE (TYPES ONLY IN ALL CAPS LIKE A COKEHEAD) WEST

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  3. Anonymous12:54 PM

    adrian their is that hope it is Ben LOL.

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  4. Sylvia--we need to know his whereabouts at all times to see which blinds he actually is the answer to. We could get a big map with pushpins,
    or...
    maybe a tracking device. Anyone know his dentist?

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  5. Cokeheads are too busy chewing their own face off to actually type out a blog. And this is a festival "go-er" not performer.

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  6. i think this is rhys ifans. otherwise known as sienna miller's ex. he's Quirky with a capital Q, not a festival performer, but definitely a festival goer -- he was at glastonbury this past weekend. if you scroll down on this article, which talks about sienna's latest conquest:
    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2906_sienna.shtml

    there's a photo of rhys at glastonbury, so we know he was there. he's hurtin' bad over her, and has "photographed looking increasingly bedraggled, going on pub crawl after pub crawl as he battles to cope with the break-up." this is true. there are pix of him on another site being escorted out of a pub by the police after getting drunk and mouthing off.

    i could totally see this being him. also, the capper is that it's a daily mirror blind, which inclines it to be a british celeb.

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  7. Ah, Glastonbury. Haven of all British debauchery.

    So...only one person that this blind applies to? Please!?!

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  8. adrien whatever his name is from entourage (wasn't he at glastonbury)?

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  9. Glastonbury + quirky ... I'll say David Tennant.

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  10. LOL!!! Columbian marching powder!! American Psycho!

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  11. My vote's for Rhys as well.

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  12. hey, ben affleck is too busy SAVING Afflecka to be tied up in this!


    gossip monger, seriously, i hate you, f$^@#ing name monger.

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  13. good lord, og, get your xanax refilled already. we don't like trolls around here.

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