February 29, 2008
#1 So there is this sports bar at Times Square and it is Super Bowl Sunday. At this bar you had to buy tables in order to get in (for the game), but this regular person talked herself in anyway and hung out at the bar. There ended up being an empty table, so she approached the guy who "owned" it. (B- list film and television actor who used to be A list back in the late 70's early 1980's) She said from out of town and it's my birthday and I was wondering if I could buy the table from you if you're not using it. The guy looks over and says no problem, I don't need it but you'll have to arrange it at the bar. The woman says thank you so much, you're so great etc - can I tell the waitress your name? Guy stops and says You don't know who I am? She says no. He says just for that you can't have it, Fuck off...turns his back and that was that. No table. She ended up getting drunk at the bar and calling him an asshole every time he walked by to get to the bathroom.
John Schneider
I know who he is, but I would have had to ask his name too. Asshat.
ReplyDeleteAhahaha thats awesome!
ReplyDeletejerk!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I had always thought that Wopat was the stuck-up one in this pair, but then I met him a few years ago and he was quite nice. And he still owes me a dinner! ;-)
ReplyDeletewhat a douche
ReplyDeletewhat a douche
ReplyDeletewho is he? sorry, a bit slow tonight
ReplyDeletei had to google him, i know who he is just didnt know his name. too pretty to be such and asshole :9
ReplyDeleteThe blonde Duke of Hazzard.
ReplyDeletehahaha nuna I saw Tom Wopat in concert as a wee-bit. I was probably too young to remember...but I have pictures. We met him and apparently chilled with him. my mom said he was nice.
ReplyDeletebut UGH I could see Bo being a J.O. :\ (I feel bad saying this but KINDA because Seann William Scott :x)
Hilarious! Schneider is still hot though. I'd definitely do him.
ReplyDeleteOoh, this blind stumped everyone! Not surprised JS is full of himself. He was the shizz in his day, but who would recognize him now?
ReplyDeleteYa gotta wonder about these ex-stars - do they really think eveyrone knows who they are? Doesn't the fact that they can walk down the street without being stopped give them a clue that they're a Joe Schmo, or do they really still get stopped on the street often?
I used to work at a local tourist attraction and John Schneider and his family came through my check-out line. He was in town for Music Man and was taking his kids out for the day. He was really very nice and pleasant, but perhaps that's because I recognized him? Anyway, he struck me as being low-key and relaxed.
ReplyDeleteHa! That reminds me of what you said about Chace Crawford a few posts back. If even the "teen" stars of CW shows aren't hot shit, how much worse are the token adults from the shows? And would he even be recognizable from Dukes of Hazzard? That was a lifetime ago.
ReplyDeleteThe chick was probably in diapers when Dukes was on air.
ReplyDeleteUsed-to-be stars can't seem to deflate their egos at the same rate as their career.
Uncle Jessie raised a jerk.
ReplyDeleteimo, JS looked good on Nip/Tuck.
great one
ReplyDeleteAw, this one's kind of a bummer. Or not. IDK.
ReplyDeleteBo has been on that CW Superman show with Tom Welling for the last many years, so he still should be pretty recognizable.
For some reason, when I first saw John Schneider I thought it was the guy who played Cliff on Cheers. Oops. But glad to know that the guy who played Cliff on Cheers isn't a jerk.
ReplyDeleteYAY this is a great one that had us befuddled originally! BTW loved all the pictures - sorry i didn't send one in now.
ReplyDeleteI didnt know who John Schneider was by name either. Ego much?
ReplyDeleteI kept thinking of that show One Day at a Time. Schneider! Right?
ReplyDeletenot Jonathan Kent!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!
ReplyDeleteI do remember watching JS as the cuter Duke boy, but I'm more distressed finding out that America's most important role model (i.e., Superman's dad) was played by a jerk.
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Waitaminnit -- Brando was kind of a jerk too, so maybe it's not that odd after all....
Bo needs to get bit in the ass by Flash and kicked in the teeth by Roscoe P. Coltrane.
ReplyDeleteI bet his stupid pants were still just as tight too.
ReplyDeleteme too, irishstacy2...
ReplyDeleteI'd recognize him, but I also had a huge crush on him when I was little.
ReplyDeleteThis breaks my heart.
What an ass... I guess he misses being A list AND recognized. If he was nicer the word might get around.
ReplyDeleteYou were BO DUKE, you're not even the one who can sing!!!!
ReplyDeleteJohn Schneider is an overtly sexist jerk. Anyone else here remember his comments during many interviews where he espoused 'traditional' roles. Women should only be homemakers & raise kids. Men work outside the home at 'regular' jobs and provide for their families.
ReplyDeleteAlways thought he was hot until I learned of his archaic POV
ew, god. die hard nip/tuck fan here and it's fitting he played ram (porn production company mogul). disgusting!
ReplyDeleteThis buffoon was selling stuff on ebay recently and he was obviously a one man operation hyping things beyond all reason and pretending (ok, flat out lying) that there was some kind of demand for his trinkets.
ReplyDeleteThe funny part was when it got out of control while he was selling the orange car from the Dukes show and someone bid a million dollars...and he actually believedit!
Of course, it was a prank bid...along with the other 20 or 30 bids (from several people) that pushed it up that high.
He was all run amok with how popular he was and started signing tiny model cars for auction too! That is until he finally realized people were making a fool of him and the whole thing was called off. The real car was auctioned again for MUCH, much less. Come on, Bo - a millionfucking dollars? You're not James Dean or Paul Newman, ok?
It was almost sad, but you know, thats what runaway ego will do to a person. Made me wish he would have disappeared after Dukes and just left me with a happy memory.
The only thing a woman who isn't 40+ would recognize about DOH is Daisy Dukes. Did this bozo just stumble out of a time machine or something?
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