Thursday, August 21, 2008

Did Keith Urban Write This?


I don't know who is responsible for this latest Nicole Kidman rumor floating around but it has to be a relative. Supposedly Baz Lurman has been getting pissed at the cast and crew of the film Australia because he has a very limited time to finish everything and instead of working, the entire cast and crew of the film spends all their time with Nicole Kidman and her baby.

Apparently the baby is so cute that no one gets any work done, and instead spends all their time spewing baby talk and wanting to be near it every second of the day. Uh huh.

This is the biggest pile of crap I have ever read. The next thing you know it is going to be like a potato chip that looks like Jesus and people from all over the world will make a pilgrimage to the set of Australia so they can get a glimpse, of the still yet unglimpsed to the world Sunday Rose.

Apparently there is no baby cuter than this baby. Yeah, the problem is the toy store is running out of fake babies, and so Nicole is going to have to produce a real one soon.


16 comments:

  1. LMAO... my thoughts exactly ENT

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  3. Duck! The Nicole fans are going to be pissed again. :)

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  4. I think quite the opposite really. Thank goodness a celebrity couple isn't plastering their kid all over the media. I think it's sick when they do. (Exception being Brangelina who do it but fork over the moolah to charity. Exploiting the babies, yes, but for a worthwhile cause.)

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  5. Doesn't everyone bring their newborn infant to the middle of a loud, noisy movie set & let everyone hang all over it?
    Usually they are secluded with a nurse or nanny.

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  6. WHO CARE NICOLE, HALLE...KEEP THE KID'S HIDDEN....GUESS WHAT THE MAGAZINE ARE STILL NOT GOING TO COUGH UP THE $$$$, I JUST BET THEY'RE SORRY ABOUT SOME OF THE BABY PHOTO'S THEY'VE ALREADY BOUGHT....CAN'T BELIEVE IT REALLY SELLS MAGAZINES....

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  7. Enty,
    SPILL IT!!!
    What do you know about Ms. KidMAN?????

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  8. I think Lainey also has some unspilled dirt about Ms. Kidman. She would probably send Tom's Scientology goons to anyone who spills it. Isn't it strange that that he has had two wives with suspicious pregnancies?

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  9. inquiring minds want to know .. what the hell is up with the urbans? is there a baby .. if there isnt, they sure have a lot of people involved in this conspiracy .. please someone fill us in on the real story here

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  10. As mother to two of the cutest children alive, I can promise that even their grandmothers lose interest after a while. I can't imagine a bunch of actors being that into a baby.

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  11. Ayesha--maybe it is a really, really, really cute Cabbage Patch Doll!

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  12. I agree that this story is really lame, I mean, who would care enough about this to even consider writing it?

    The thing is, though, that a lot of the Nicole 'drama' is created by the bloggers because we have to hate someone, and they cleverly write about certain people in an effort to reel us into their personal disdain, for whatever reason. I get the Hudson animosity, and I really get the Cruise hatred, but I still don't get the dislike for this woman whom I don't really care about either way. There's a baby, and she's doing the right thing by keeping the poor kid out of the spotlight. Her last relationship didn't survive public scrutiny, so she's probably just playing it safe.

    If anyone does have any real dirt on her, I say fess up or shut up. This stupid conspiracy nonsense is as boring as the story which brought about this entry.

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  13. Nicole is actually the boring one. That's why it's so utterly ridiculous and lame her people keep coming up with these lame stories just to keep her in the public. She needs to take her doll and both go into hiding for at least 21 years.

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  14. i STILL say she's afraid of the scios doing something nasty.


    i smell limes. HAPPY HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. I call shenanigans, how are they even still filming Australia?! Over a year ago they filmed in my area for a few weeks, and then moved on. Is this the world's longest movie shoot?

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  16. Anna, I read a few days ago that they were doing some reshoots. My guess is, they showed up for the first day of reshoots, everyone was cooing over the baby, and Baz was freaked because he has like a week to get them done. So, I think there's a grain of truth in the story, but it's been through the publicist exaggeration process.

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