Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Alec Baldwin Preaches Calm


When I think of Alec Baldwin, I think of a quiet, unassuming actor, who is a loving parent, and sweet and sincere to his ex-wife. Oh, wait I guess that is maybe how he sees himself, but I don't think anyone who has ever even heard his name would agree with anything in that last sentence except for maybe his publicist. Last week Alec took on NBC and trashed every show on the network, including his own, and according to the NY Post, this weekend, Alec was out for some blood.

While leaving the US Open on Sunday night, Alec apparently was not willing to wait for a limo to complete its turn into the parking lot. Instead of doing what a normal person would o, and waiting for a few moments for the limo to get into the parking lot, Alec decided to just go ahead and scream at the limo driver, then hit the limo and force his way out of the parking lot. I don't know if Alec had a case of the runs, or was just embarrassed because people called him Billy and Daniel all night, but when you think real life is a film, you have some serious anger management issues.

If everyone did what Alec did, the mall parking lot at Christmas time would resemble a demolition derby as people rammed other cars out of the way to capture an elusive parking space. Of course, Alec's publicist said something along the lines of "while Alec was listening to "Kumbiyah" on his stereo and adoring the 8X10 photo of his daughter he has posted on his dashboard, he was cut off. Alec thinking there had been a collision between the two cars, rushed around to his trunk and got his first aid kit. He then rushed to the aid of the limo driver, only to find that the two cars had not actually collided. After posing for photos with the limo driver and making a check for $10M out to his favorite charity, Alec let a group of nuns cross in front of him before proceeding to Sunday Mass."


15 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:58 AM

    That last paragraph is hilarious LOLOL.

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  2. I love Alec - on TV, but the man needs a serious amount of Zoloft, Xanax and any other calming drug you can think of.

    I hate Christmas shopping mostly because of the parking lots, now I'm really gonna think twice.

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  3. I am shocked, shocked by this article. I never would have guessed Alec Baldwin would do something like this :)

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  4. Thoughtless little pig.

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  5. Gyahh, what time does to everyone.

    I thought Alec was THE most handsome, sexy, raspy-voiced, charismatic, couldn't-take-my-eyes-off-him thing EVER, back in his hairy, bare-chested movies era around the time of She's Having A Baby.

    Oh, well.

    Next!

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  6. Alec Baldwin is the most authentic actor out there -- he's not schmoozing it up like Tom Cruise -- what you see is what you get.

    Not that it's likeable or anything.

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  7. "The runs"...hehehe...I love poop humor :)

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  8. love alec baldwin but the dude needs a date with naomi campbell.

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  9. I hope he shows up on SNL this weekend & parodies himself.

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  10. Anonymous1:22 PM

    wtf - love that comment.

    I gotta say, Alec does have a hot temper. A little anger management training might do him some good.

    It's a shame he's a talented (and used to be hot) actor.

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  11. loved him in beetlejuice.

    that's it. just beetlejuice.

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  12. Loved him as Jack Ryan. Have seen none of his work since and never will. There are plenty of other good/great actors to see who are better people. He's a piece of sh*t who I'll never support.

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  13. Oh, Bunny, how I do love Beetlejuice.

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