Monday, September 08, 2008

Kate Hudson Also Allergic To "Everyday People"


Who knew the virus that Kathy Hilton started, would spread to others? Well, it is catching faster than a raging case of herpes. According to the NY Post, Kate Hudson suffers from an extreme case of everyday people-itis. There is really no known cure except to have your career tumble into a downward spiral. Hey, with Kate, that really should not take too long. Apparently when Kate Hudson attended the Rachel Zoe party for her new television show, Kate Hudson had to get into an elevator with people who have regular jobs. The fact that she had to be in a confined space with so many people dependent on a paycheck threw Kate into a frenzy and she exclaimed, "I'm freaking out. It's too much." Now, it could be possible that this was not about Kate and the everyday people. I mean it could have been they were playing "Hard To Handle" in Muzak form and it just freaked her the hell out. Or, perhaps it could have been an elevator that had a television and she was forced to view a Lance Armstrong cancer PSA, or even worse a few minutes from one of her own films. "Dane Cook to the set please."

Upon arriving at her destination on the roof, Kate immediately began shoving people off so she could have the roof to herself. Claiming that the people would be better off dead anyway and they were a thorn on the side of society, she then made a beeline for a corner of the party where she demanded a body guard. Whether to protect herself from possible retribution from those she just thrust to her death, or because she simply was afraid of being talked to by someone who might confuse her with a nobody, no one really knows.

Kate did brighten up when Kevin Connolly came by and said, "hi." Thinking that he might be worth a few headlines she immediately offered to be his girlfriend and they could meet Goldie and Kurt the next week and see about getting married. Yeah, I don't know, but whatever she said, Kevin stayed approximately five seconds.

Ahhh, good times. Kate was then whisked out of the building and sanitized for her protection.


21 comments:

  1. maybe the elevator was too crowded? What a disappointment...guess I should have known she was a bitch too...am getting very tired of the "entitled" attitudes from these people....

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  2. was her mom this bad?

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  3. There's that feeling of entitlement.

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  4. Lainey posted about being in an elevator at TIFFs and mentions nothing about Kate Hudson freaking out -

    http://www.laineygossip.com/Kate_Hudson_Joel_Madden_Gerard_Butler_Roof_Lounge_at_Park_Hyatt_during_TIFF.aspx?IsMicro=0

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  5. That's not to say I'm apologising for KH in any way, it just seems rather out there.

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  6. whoa whoa whoa....i'm not gonna believe a damn think kathy hilton has to say. for all we know she's jealous because hudson actually has a job, unlike paris.

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  7. Whew--thank gosh I have never spent a dime paying to see any of Kate's total crap "films."

    Gyahh, I'm in a mood today.

    I say do NOT go outside, famous people, if you can't live in OUR world. You f-ing entitled, spoiled, no-talent bitches.

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  8. If she was really one to care about being mistaken for a "commom person" you would think both she and her son would be dressed to the nines every time they stepped out the door. Her son looks like a little street urchin half the time and sometimes her clothes look like they came from Goodwill. She doesn't really seem that into appearances to me. But I of course could be wrong.

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  9. hey maybe she's the Lainey BI? travels with hubby and kid..not so out there. he is the hubby and they still spend alot of time together and...she's a bitch!

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  10. The only reason Kate's an actress is because of who her parents are.

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  11. amster, no shit on the way she dresses her son. goldie hawn and kurt russell were always rumored to be hygenically challenged, so i think she grew up in a house where bathing and dressing nicely wasn't mandatory.

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  13. i met her years ago when the vanity fair article came out with her in white on the cover. anyway, long story short she came of very vain in the article. i was really turned off. i went to mumba that night and as i was checking my phone a man grabbed me by the arm and said, "form the way you look you can get fucked in there tonight.

    i was totally disgusted.

    it was chris robinson

    then kate walks out and i start giving her the business. how she was a silver spoon fed brat. (the article claimed that chris bought her a 4k jacket on their first date)

    she was so nice. she defended herself saying that she doesn't own the jacket and felt really bad about the article. she introduced herself and gave me a hug.

    then i felt bad.

    my ex is friends with the black crows and said c.r is a dick...calling kate fat right after she had the baby.in front of people calling her my fattie wife...

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  14. wow he sounds like a major tool.

    thanks for retelilng, littleman.

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  15. as much as i hate to say it, kurt russell has always been rumored to be an ass, but goldie was supposed to have been really sweet back when she was young.
    when she was YOUNG.
    i get the impression maybe not so much anymore, but that's just my impression.
    growing up we had a lot of the same stomping grounds as kurt, in fact at 15, he and my brother could have passed as twins when they both had their heads shaved. for some reason that made us fans.

    anyway, i imagine you grow up in that environment, you come to believe your own hype.

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  16. Ugh. Kate Hudson. She tries to portray herself as this field-skipping, dandelion-blowing, pseudophilosophical kittenish free spirit, when she is obviously just some strung-out hipster with famous parents who makes boringly awful choices in both movies and men. Lame.

    "anyway, i imagine you grow up in that environment, you come to believe your own hype."

    Bunny, I agree. I'm sure Gwyneth, for example, is pretty much a megasnot. An ELEGANT megasnot, but still a megasnot, nonetheless. But I NEVER want to hear stories about how, say, Drew B. is some dumbass bitch. I've always liked her specifically because she seems like such a NICE person -- kind of oblivious to her extraordinary circumstances or something. She looks like she buys cruelty-free products and pets strange puppies. Please, baby Jesus, let it be true.

    In a similar vein, Liv Tyler seems like a nice person, too. Anyone met her? Is my typically-reliable intuition failing me?

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  17. Wait, I'm confused. Did she actually say the part about "the people would be better off dead anyway and they were a thorn on the side of society" or was that sarcasm? Because I would totally defend her for freaking out in a crowded elevator -- I have little panic attacks in that situation myself -- but if she really said those things, I'm shocked. Is she a crackhead now? Who acts like that, no matter ow snobby they are, unless it's been too long since their last hit or something???

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  18. Re: Kurt Russell is an ass

    Last year my brother took my mother a considerable distance to a restaurant in a historic inn in a very posh, very old Connecticut town. We're talking low-key, old money clientele. Well, Kurt and Goldie show up and notice Richard Thomas (John-Boy Walton) sitting at a table near my family. Kurt stands, leaning over my brothers chair and talks to RT for a full 15 minutes (I also heard 20.) My bro, who despises pop culture, has never heard of any of these people, was enraged and signaled his displeasure in every way except verbally, but to no avail. Kurt wouldn't budge. No manners.

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  19. I loathe her faux hippie attire that costs thousands of a dollars a piece. I loathe her and her horrible acting. I feel dumber after attempting to watch a movie with her in it. She is on my list of can not watch "actors" A drunk monkey could play the characters better than she does.

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  20. no1uno, that's enty being sarcastic and adding to the story. i wish he wouldn't do that, it's confusing sometimes and i'm sure people walk away not getting it in certain cases.

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  21. Thanks molly! I could tell the part about wanting Kevin Connolly to marry her was a joke, but I couldn't tell about the first part. I guess I need a ":-)" or a "No, not really!" to know someone's kidding on the internet, especially when celebrities are involved.
    ;-)

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