Friday, September 19, 2008

Ted C Blind Item

Oh, this is a tough one this week: Do we do the cable star who's pretending to have a stalker (she's sending herself all kinds of horrendous things at work, just so her contract-renewing bosses think the babe's got heat, as if package-sending retards, imagined or otherwise, are going to make a difference in their decisions, oh, please)?

Or the star who screws around like John McCain once did. Hey, it's political fever time out there, I vote for the latter! But first, gotta say something. You know, I really think a lot of you frisky folk out there are getting the wrong impression: That I think only gay guys pull the really self-hating, sleazy, deliciously kinky love crap. Hardly! You hets sure know how to get your skank on, too, hon-pies, of this, I am positive. Certainly, Gore-Me Garth proves this point excellently. A star of the screen's more, shall we say, gruesome tales, Garth-babe's been pulling some love exercises, off camera, that surely would make his wife's blood boil.

Zoom in on: A somewhat established Sunset Strip bar. It's empty, save the bartender (our source, like, duh), and Gore-Me and some chick he is not married to. She looks kind of exotic. GMG just looks horny. I think his pants are tenting, it's real under-the-bleachers kinda stuff. The couple who thinks they are so secretly flirting with each other orders buttloads of whiskey sours, which, perhaps—or not—explains why they then start acting like Toothy Tile in a West Hollywood parking lot, as they move to a couch and do what probably took John McCain at least a second date to do with Cindy. For hours. In front of the bartender!

Like, what, they thought booze-servers are priests or something? Did they think the uniformed type wouldn't blab? Now, I don't know how far, exactly, Gore-Me and his sultry lass went, but if we got another Reille Hunter type sitch in the works, wouldn't be at all surprised.

And It Ain't: Will Smith, Dylan Walsh, Josh Brolin


52 comments:

  1. I can't imagine Arnold doing it in public, with his high Cali profile. He's the governor, after all. Too many people around him.

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  2. The first mention, the cable star, is Denise Richards.

    No idea about the main subject.

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  3. cable star - Denise Richards. who else?

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  4. That said about Arnold, it does sound like someone in or with political aspirations. Please not Arnold. I'm completely grossed out just from the mental picture. Ack.

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  5. I dunnno, I read something about Adrienne Curry having a "stalker" on another site!!

    I am going with Ah-nold for the blind!

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  6. common link of the ain't - they are all married to actress' ? I so want to say Ben Affleck major political aspirations...could see him drunk in a bar groping someone...but can't think of how 'gruesome tales' would fit in

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  7. It does sound like Arnold.

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  8. bflogirl, you're totally right, Adrienne is blogging about it. I read the same thing.

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  9. val kilmer yaking about running for gov of nm? is he married?
    never underestimate the power of package sending retards.

    i dunno, i suck at bi

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  10. no way its arnold, his have to be more discreet, too many political enemies.

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  11. 'Gruesome' must be horror flicks surely? Someone like Ron Perlman - 'horny', blood boil? Or maybe a slasher with Dylan Walsh as a clue?

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  12. Rocket scientists: The gov. of Calif. has 900 bills on his desk to be reviewed and signed and massive budget headaches that may or may not resolve today. He hardly has the time to act like butt-boy Casablanca.

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  13. Gore-Me Garth = Fred-die Prinze

    A star of gruesome tales, married to an actress (from the "nots.")

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  14. ms snarky: it absolutely sounds like someone with political aspirations. ted mentions john mccain twice and uses Gore as the bv name.

    J: how many politicians and presidents have had affairs? please, just bc they have a lot of work to do does not mean a thing

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  15. bookjacket i thought of freddie too...but what about CHUCK NORRIS...tons of gruesome movies...he's political...recognizable ?? just putting it out there LOL

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  16. Thomas Jane. Married to actress. In horror movies.

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  17. yah gruesome = something like the tarantino (sp?) flicks. no way is it arnold.

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  18. Ross -
    thomas jane? political?

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  19. Ok...I might be a little tipsy but Brolin is in "W" and the other 2 AIA's have W as first or last name starters...coincidence? I have no idea...

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  20. Freddie was the class president in "She's All That." Just throwin' that out there...

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  21. Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are not married, as far as I know--they're just shacking up, and he beats her ass once in a while.

    My first thought was Freddie Prinze as well. The initials "GMG" remind me how everyone thinks of him as "Mr. Geller."

    Not sure about the political angle. But I think that Matt Damon is WAY too high-profile to be so careless (plus, he's no dummy).

    Click on my name and read my blog...please? Somebody? I promise I will be writing more this weekend....I work a lot. Thanks! (Sorry for the self-promotion,enty.)

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  22. OOOOPS! Kris, I'm sorry......I thought you were GUESSING Josh Brolin, I didn't read you closely enough.....And he's an ain't!

    Wow! I'm a dummy!
    But my blog's okay! tee hee.

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  23. libby, no they're married. they got married in '04.

    also, next time you do something ilke that don't apologize - just delete the post by clicking on the trash can like the rest of us dopes...lol.

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  24. No way, do not believe this. Does anyone really think in this day and age of almost every cellphone having picture or video capacity that Arnold or someone else high profile, married, for hours getting it on on a couch on sunset? Sunset is one of the most opportunist of streets. And everyone knows now a money shot like that could give you serious cash.

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  26. Ya, Arnold's been here at the capitol. I live near there. Actually I live a block away. Anyway, all the California politcos have been around the last month or so. You can tell when they're in town, cause when I ride by the insanely expensive restaurants there's always tons of people. And then at night you have to wait up to two hours for local pizza to be delivered.

    I think Freddie Prinze is a good guess. It is def, someone who is with a horror film background.

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  27. Hi All,

    Definitely not Arnold. Don't have a clue who though. On an unrelated note, did anyone see Ted's item about Hillary Swank? Sounds like her publicist was trying to hide the fact she went into the hospital for something other than a
    "growth". He referenced her thinness - perhaps anorexia? Anyone hear anything about this?

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  28. kimi, exactly.
    i guess thats why they call this crap gossip, most of which is untrue.

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  29. "And then at night you have to wait up to two hours for local pizza to be delivered."

    Now that ain't right!

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  30. Obviously it is a Catholic person and that is why so many guests on Arnold. Yeah, but it's not Arnold. He can get his nooky anytime, anyplace.

    Maybe "Gore" is a reference to 'losing a major election'. Matthew Broderick was in "Election". Just saying....

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  31. Who so famous would go to a strip bar
    without a 2nd thought?
    I can't see a governor doing it.
    Has to be someone that doesn't have so much to risk.

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  32. ^^^Sorry, there was only one Godzilla. I was thinking that was the 'gore', too. Forget Broderick.

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  33. jamie's girl i was wondering if it was someone named al, so you're not the only one thinking gore may be a hint.

    naf adrian, with all the prostitutes these assholes have hired i think they believe they're above the risks.

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  34. Anonymous12:42 PM

    I can't buy it as Arnold either. Not because I couldn't see him behaving like that much of an ass, but because I used to work right by the capital and he required a freaking motorcade just to get lunch less than two blocks away. He has way too much security on him at all times to be able to get away with something like this without more substantial evidence appearing. (FYI - I waited on a number of his security during his first few months in office, and they all pretty much hated him.)

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  35. Molly-- I agree, but usually they are in private hotels with the hookers, thinking they are being discreet.

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  36. michael madsen has been in some gory movies. he has a movie produced by will smith and a temper like josh brolin ..not sure if he's politically inclined.

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  37. OK-didn't Charlie Sheen play a priest in Scary Movie? Or did Martin? Or both?

    Also-Martin Sheen played a priest in an old movie-can't remember the name of it. And he is so politically motivated and did a lot to try to help Gore get elected. But he didn't do a lot of gorey movies, so I'm not sure.

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  38. libby,

    from usa today back in 2004
    Oscar-nominated actress Diane Lane and actor Josh Brolin. were married Sunday at Brolin's 97-acre ranch in San Luis Obispo, Calif., her publicist confirmed Monday.

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  39. I'm terrible at these but perhaps Jack Ryan (Jeri Ryan's creepy ex).

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  40. There is *no* political angle here. (Just as there's no Gyllenhall angle.) None. Ted has decided to insert anti-McCain/Palin references into his column every single day. Since he doesn't know much about politics, he references the adulterous affair that spawned the McCain marriage whenever he can shoe-horn it in. (I'm tempted to give him better ammunition.)

    Here it serves as an intro to the adultery of a horror flick actor. That's it. A non-sequitor tacked onto a blind about the troubled marriage of SM Geller and Freddie Prinze. Our Enty has hinted at the same from the Geller side.

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  41. I agree with bookjacket, Ted throws crap like that in all the time and it has no relevance to the blind.
    I'm also on the Fredie train, it would tie in with ENT's blind. Maybe SMG and FPJ are done?

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  42. The only problem with the Freddie Prinze Jr. guess is that his only horror movie is from 1997. He's not a terrific fit for the "gruesome" clue (though his wife is gruesome!).

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  43. @bookjacket: That said, I believe you're 100% correct in that you weren't sidetacked by all the political baloney. Good for you!

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  44. bookjacket sold me, i'm on board.

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  45. Katie: A third of Americans believe Elvis is still alive. Of that third, a 100% of them comment on this blog. Pointing out that other politicians have had affairs is a non sequitur.

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  46. @binkym: He was in ScoobyDoo in 2002. That's "gruesome" on every level.

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  47. @bookjacket: I'll have to take your word for that; I haven't the tolerance for pain required to sit through that one! (That and my superior intellect told me I simply HAD to pass it up! ;-) That doesn't explain my love for Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, or my finding two points of hilarity in "Dude, Where's My Car?" though. Some things simply can't be explained.)

    The "ScoobyDoo" trailers looked and sounded beyond gruesome!

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  48. J - he is still alive - I saw him in Vegas a couple of weeks ago! Wait, did I just prove your point?

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