Thursday, September 25, 2008
Today's Blind Items
Well, our Academy Award winning/nominated actress is at it again. This time at a charity event. Just when she had started being invited back to events after her last drunken banishment, it seems as if she is up to her old tricks. Hey, at least this time before she got kicked out she didn't hit anyone. Instead she just did some yelling and screaming. Note to future cocktail servers who encounter our actress. Two olives not one in her martinis or else you will see the spittle fly.
Marisa Tomei?
ReplyDeleteLiza!!!!!
ReplyDelete(Actually, this isn't a juicy one at all. Sigh.)
Shirley MacLaine?
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman?
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Sharon Stone.
ReplyDeletewow there are some dysfunctional bitches in h'wood. all these guesses and no two are the same.
ReplyDeletekathleen turner
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ReplyDeleteDebra Winger
ReplyDeletewhy did i think hilary swank....i know i'm wrong but she was gone for while, in hiding and was just out last week
ReplyDeleterenee zellwegger?
ReplyDeleteMarisa Tomei rings for me too, Dee. She's won an Oscar and was also nominated for "In the Bedroom".
ReplyDeleteI'm also pretty sure I've read she likes a drink or ten.
I didn't get "winning/nominated" meant that the lady has been both a nominee AND a winner, but rather the lady is one or the other or both, that Enty isn't saying one way or the other which she is.
ReplyDeleteAngelica Huston sprang to mind for me; she's always struck me as a harridan. I like the Kathleen Turner guess, though, too; word is it's hard to keep her sober on Broadway.
Charlize Theron.
ReplyDeleteDidn't she make an ass outta herself a little while back at an event and there were pics of her not looking very hot?
Of course, I LOVE her! So what if she gets messy once in a while?
Sean Young
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@EchoMouse: Sean Young was most likely everyone's first thought, but she has no awards or nominations outside of (lots of!) Razzies.
ReplyDeleteI was dying to say Sean Young, after that huge scene she caused at the DGA Awards when Julian Schnabel was speaking, but she's never won/been nominated for an Oscar, only a Razzie (which she won).
ReplyDeletemarisa the drunk
ReplyDeleteI like to drain a jar of olives, fill it with cheap gin, and go at it with a spoon.
ReplyDeleteI thought Sean Young at first but yeah, she's never been nominated let alone win. I heard that Marisa is a real bitch so being a drunk bitch isn't far off. LOL I still can't believe she won for my cousin vinny. I believe the urban legend that someone said the wrong name up there during the presentation. Didn't Jack Palance present her award? I say he was tanked or had a Alzeimer moment for sure.
ReplyDeleteHey! Where's the Anne Hathaway anal sex jokes?
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought Renee Z, but I have nothing to base my gut instinct on.
ReplyDeleteI don't really care who it really is because I'm having so much fun imagining it is:
ReplyDeleteMarisa Tomei
Halle Berry
Gwynnie (it didn't say she could punch well, she probably just swung and fell over)
Holly Hunter (she's little but she can pack 'em, and she's from Texas so you know there was trash-talking)
Kathy Bates
Sally Field (You hit me! You really really hit me!)
OH this list goes on.
Anyhoo, here is a link to a list of Oscar-winning actresses I found. I think we can rule out Kate Hepburn LOL:
www.pubquizhelp.com/ent/actress.html
Well I see my guess Sean Young is incorrect. I have no other guess.
ReplyDeleteI searched the site under Marisa Tomei and she was in Random Photos twice. These were the captions:
ReplyDeleteJohn Cusack and Marisa Tomei? Maybe he's just keeping her upright.
Best I have seen Marisa Tomei look in a long time and I heard she laid off the booze at the after party. Good for her.
@BlahFrickinBlah: Snopes debunked that urban legend a looong time ago: http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/tomei.asp
ReplyDelete@Mooshki: Me, too, but hold the olives. Just the jar and the gin!
ReplyDeletebinky, i took it the same way. nominated/won the same way enty says with child/children or is divorced/single. it's either/or. he doesn't want to make it too easy because he likes to mess with us that way....lol.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Dee got it. Yay!
ReplyDelete@Mooshki:
ReplyDeleteYes, but just a touch of cheap vermouth too. I like my quart o'martini a little dry.
@Molly: "he doesn't want to make it too easy": As if this WERE too easy, without any freaking HINTS in it! I sit here combing through these things, looking for potential clues, like the word "olive" ("Could that refer to Shelly Duvall, who was in 'Popeye'?"), but this one was just too, too sparse. He could have thrown us a bone by letting us know whether she'd won, been nominated, or both, as it's not as if it would have narrowed the pool of potential answers all THAT much!
ReplyDeleteI hadn't known Marisa Tomei was a lush, and I'm surprised, because in "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead," she looked so jaw-droppingly, unbelievably fuckable, I had to see it twice to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me. How on earth does she look like that if she's a drunk? Or is she not a drunk, but rather she simply turns into a nasty bitch when she drinks?
We all know it is not Sean Young. Enty would have just told us she was drunk off of her ass as she is a nobody now.
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo. I think it is Marisa Tomei too.
binky, no kidding. at least ted gives us hints in his blinds. enty needs to go to *blind item writing school*. this could be any one of a dozen different actresses.
ReplyDeletegladys and mooshki, you gals are cheap dates...lol. get the good stuff, i say!
Molly nailed it: Kathleen Turner, 1986 best actress Oscar. Admitted in her book she was an alcoholic and loves her martinis. Had to tell her theater cast she had a problem with alcohol.
ReplyDeleteRumor had it she was drunk on the set of Martha Stewart when promoting her newest book on August 5th.
Her own words from her book: "Somehow, I'd turned from a charming drinker who could be the life and soul of a party into a really nasty drunk."
Kathleen Turner? No shock there. I'm surprised the woman still has a liver. She's going to end up like Larry Hagman and Mickey Mantle - getting bumped to the top of the liver transplant list and depriving some non-alcoholic of their liver transplant.
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ReplyDeleteI can't remember how it was here who told me about Randy Travis being gay...but thanks for the info. This afternoon I was doing some surfing and laughing at old Tom Cruise rumors when I came across the story about the male pros that he hired to wrestle with him in London that time. Big Red? Is that right? Whatever his name was...Well that guy claimed Randy Travis was one of his customers! I would have been surprised if I hadn't read that here first, so thanks. Randy Travis, Garth Brooks, Antonio Banderas...and long-time client Andrea Bocelli! WTF?! Andrea Bocelli, too? Geez...you just never know anymore...
jeezass god, the natives are all over the place tonight.
ReplyDeleteFocus people.
Chuck Theron was on Leno the other night, and was quite obviously drunk. Jay even brought her a margarita to drink during the interview.
ReplyDeleteSO TOTALLY OFF TOPIC (okay, as usual), MY COPY OF IRON MAN HAS SHIPPED FROM AMAZON.
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i haven't seen it yet. mr. buns has. he assures me it is up to my viewing standards.
i had to tell SOMEBODYs!!
oh, and survivor is on. thank you, moosh. just makes the viewing more interesting, and i'm already survivor's # 1 fan.
Julia Roberts
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I've been having a really bad coupla weeks, but man your comment sent me outta here. I was laughing so hard.
And then when I get to my physics lab, I noticed someone was using one of those wide jam jars as a stapler holder and someone had put brown tape in the middle with XXX across....LOL...man, I thought I was gonna my sides were gonna explode....
Thanks for that!
Thanks for the kind words, trogdor. I've been having a really hard time too, and CDANers are the best cure for the blues.
ReplyDeleteSean Young? As she been out and about lately?
ReplyDeletebig hugs trogdor and mooshki. sorry you're having a tough time. i think we all are, given the economy, so you're not alone.
ReplyDeleteyellow, sean has never been nominated for or won an oscar. other than that, she'd be the poster child for this blind, wouldn't she?
ReplyDeleteI think we need a group hug because I sure could use one. Or a weekend in Hollywood with Enty. He could show us the sites, then sit us down for a nice dinner in a fancy-schmancy restaurant and give us the bottom line on all the unanswered juicy blinds.
ReplyDelete(sigh) heaven......
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ReplyDeleteIt's MARISA TOMEI. She's already been outed as the 'Academy Award-winning drunk girl.' ...Plus, here's a Wire Image pic of her arriving at that "charity event." (She already appears to be feeling NO pain..)
ReplyDeleteFYI: The event was the "Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards," which took place on Wednesday 9/24 -- the night before Ent posted the blind! The awards were also (coincidentally) attended by Ent's "friend," Kristen Bell.
Right, Sean only as 7 razzie nominations, and with 2 wins for the same movie worst actress, and worst supporting actress for playing twins. My bad.
ReplyDeleteShould never comment before the coffee kicks in.
Tatum O'Neal. That whole family has issues.
ReplyDeleteOh how I wish there would be one big huge enormous blind reveal by all blind item writers!!! Maybe then these spoiled rotten actors and actresses can be taken down a notch or two and be grateful for what they have and what they contribute to the world and I would love to know who they really are. The pedestals are too high.
ReplyDeleteOther than that I vote for Kathleen Turner!!
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