I Guess I Could Write About Her
Sometimes I think about writing about someone, but then as I ponder the idea in my head the only ever place I see it going is straight to the gutter. I try and keep things family friendly. OK, a family that consists primarily of teenagers and above, but I do try. So, when I read Brooke Hogan's celebrity page on MySpace, I had an idea, but all I could think of was making a joke about how she wanted Nick home from jail because Daddy wasn't rubbing oil in the right place anymore. I know, I know. And yes, I do read those celebrity pages just so you don't have to. Brooke's this time actually sounded it was written with someone with an education so obviously she didn't do it.
Her whole blog is about her Nicky coming home early and how he is like her best friend. Not actually her best friend, but kind of like her best friend. Umm, he's your brother. Just say, he is my brother and I have missed him. The whole best friends thing then starts wondering if it is a friends with benefits thing and again, we start slowly sliding down that slope to the gutter.
I will say one thing about what she wrote. At least she didn't try and hide the negative stuff.
"There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible, terrible things on us and say the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts.
"I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story or how much we really, really love John. It's really sad because we're not bad people. We're just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family."
The part above is the part that seems like someone with a brain wrote it, but I will say that at least she didn't try and pretend that no one has said anything bad to her. I hate when celebrities say that everyone is on their side. No, they aren't and she admits it, so she gets some kudos for that. And, she is also right that we don't know the whole story, but what I at least have seen and heard from her family does not indicate to me any kind of love for John or his family at all, and so I don't blame anyone for laying into Brooke.
Finally, Brooke decided to do my least favorite thing. She is going to cook for Nicky. Yep, she said the c word. Apparently Nick has only been getting beef and potatoes in jail so she is going to fix him something special. Mac & Cheese. I kid you not. Yeah, I want Mac & Cheese out of a box cooked by my annoying sister after spending 8 months in jail. What he should do is go spend about the next two weeks sitting next to John, but I bet he doesn't even go visit unless someone makes him.
Her whole blog is about her Nicky coming home early and how he is like her best friend. Not actually her best friend, but kind of like her best friend. Umm, he's your brother. Just say, he is my brother and I have missed him. The whole best friends thing then starts wondering if it is a friends with benefits thing and again, we start slowly sliding down that slope to the gutter.
I will say one thing about what she wrote. At least she didn't try and hide the negative stuff.
"There have been a lot of supporters and a lot of haters that have come up to me and said things that have helped and things that made me feel like I couldn't make it through another day... Some people wish terrible, terrible things on us and say the most nasty comments that I can't even repeat on here... It really hurts.
"I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story or how much we really, really love John. It's really sad because we're not bad people. We're just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family."
The part above is the part that seems like someone with a brain wrote it, but I will say that at least she didn't try and pretend that no one has said anything bad to her. I hate when celebrities say that everyone is on their side. No, they aren't and she admits it, so she gets some kudos for that. And, she is also right that we don't know the whole story, but what I at least have seen and heard from her family does not indicate to me any kind of love for John or his family at all, and so I don't blame anyone for laying into Brooke.
Finally, Brooke decided to do my least favorite thing. She is going to cook for Nicky. Yep, she said the c word. Apparently Nick has only been getting beef and potatoes in jail so she is going to fix him something special. Mac & Cheese. I kid you not. Yeah, I want Mac & Cheese out of a box cooked by my annoying sister after spending 8 months in jail. What he should do is go spend about the next two weeks sitting next to John, but I bet he doesn't even go visit unless someone makes him.
6 comments:
Yeah, its nice that she can still pay someone to type out a sentiment for her, but seriously, her family's repeated insistance on breaking the law and drag racing led to this tragedy, which they then blamed on the victim. I dont give a fuck if you're crying tears of blood. Doesnt make you any less culpable.
amen.
bad fish, are you sure you're "only 24"??? you make more sense than her whole family put together.
They are still dysfunctional family to me. Can't stand any of them.
I think you're right Ent - until People is there with them, the Hogans will not be anywhere near John - I can't recall any of the rest of the family keeping vigil the past 8 months.
If John's family is smart they've banned them from the hospital.
Fackin' brilliant, BadFish. You are a hero.
What the Hogans "have gone through" is NOTHING like what John and his family are going through. Poor baby Brooke. Boo hoo, WEEEEAAAAHHHHH! Can anyone tell me - is there a reason this family even exists? Aside from ruining life for John and his family...
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