Monday, October 27, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty.

They’re best friends and they say best friends only…

But they sleep in the same bed when they’re on holiday.

Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but that’s because we’re poor. If we could afford it?

Please.

We’d both be in junior suites yelling at each other from across our balconies.

These two however don’t have to rough it. And when they do rough it, it’s because the cameras are rolling.

A junior suite for them is like a homeless shelter. So when they can book out an entire floor, why would they choose instead to share one bed?


40 comments:

  1. Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox.

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  2. oprah and gayle?

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  3. Anonymous9:35 AM

    it's oprah and gayle - lainey referred to "Oprah's bestie Gayle King" in a posting that same day. Definitely a reveal.

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  4. Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell?

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  5. Anonymous9:37 AM

    Sorry - the "bestie" comment was in a posting that following tuesday about the GMD.

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  6. the roughing it because the cameras are rolling reminds me of their road trip, so yea, it's oprah and gayle.

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  7. I think Oprah and Gayle too ("king bed", anyone?), but I'm still not convinced they're lesbians. I do think it is possible for two women to be that close without having a romantic or sexual relationship.

    If Oprah WERE gay though, I really think it would be fantastic if she came out!

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  8. harriet, i don't think they're gay either and while i wouldn't share a bed with a friend, i know women who do. i'm just too grabby in the middle of the night to do it myself. i'm sure i'd be kicked out onto the floor.

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  9. I think it's Chace Crawford and Ed Westwyck of Gossip Girl

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  10. Ben and Matt?

    JK, I haven't guessed Ben in a while so thought I'd throw him in.

    I sleep in the same bed with my girlfriends and it doesn't mean we're Lesbians. It just means we'd do anything for free rooms in Vegas.

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  11. I don't know--it is one thing to share a room, but why not get 2 beds?

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  12. Maybe when O and G are on holiday they share men, too, so you might as well get a king size so everybody's – ahem – handy!

    *meow*

    ^..^

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  13. I immediately thought Chase and Ed from GG too...

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  14. naf adrian, it's hard to share a pkg of cookies when you're so far apart.

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  15. you got a point, Molly!
    I just think the bed-sharing is odd.

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  16. Wow, you guys are good. I also think Lainey is referring to Gayle and the mightly Opes. What convinced me was the "when they do rough it, it's because the cameras are rolling"...referrig to the road trips they take.

    But I agree...I still don't think they're lesbian lovers. I love my girlfriends and don't get to see them nearly as much as I'd like and even if I had money to waste, I'd still want to stay in the same room. It's fun to just stay up talking all night and catch up.

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  17. Want to hear the most cruel story ever?

    My boyfriend's friend Todd was over our place watching the Giant's game yesterday.

    He played Chase Crawford and "some other guys from that Gossip show" in pool on Saturday night....but he was too drunk to remember any of the conversation. He said he thinks he asked them what they did and they something about being actors, but he doesn't remember...

    UGH!!!

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  18. I share a bed with my best girlfriend; we're really close but live in different cities so when we go on weekend trips we like to spend the time together. I never actually considered getting double beds, it's just something we've done since we were teenagers.

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  19. marisa, that's just slap-worthy.

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  20. Sorry, Gayle is just a little too tranny for me. And probably just enough tranny for Oprah.

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  21. Is this even about two women? It could be about two men - no gender specified?

    And I seriously doubt two "friends" would choose to share a bed if they had plenty of dough.

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  22. Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong?

    Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson?

    Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson?

    I also agree with Oprah and Gayle or maaaaaaybe even Courtney and Jennifer. I can see them spooing.

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  23. Er, make that SPOONING.

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  24. Another option besides the ones already mentioned: Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez spend a lot of time together, and claim to be "just best friends"....

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  25. I like "spooing" much better than "spooning."

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  26. i like forking better than spooning, but that's just me.

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  27. oooh oooh ooh !!!

    Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaguaheyayey (sp?)

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  28. Question: Have Lilo and Sam REALLY come out yet as a couple? They were on vacation recently and photos were taken. I don't know; they're just the first ones who came to mind. At this point though, this news wouldn't be a blind.
    I don't watch Oprah. Were she and Gayle on a road trip recently?

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  29. all you broads that are sleeping with your gf, pics or gtfo

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  30. My best friend (who lives in another state) and I travel together all the time and could easily afford separate rooms or at least a room with two beds, but we, too, like the extra time we get to visit by sharing a bed.

    One time we were comped a huge penthouse suite in Las Vegas (Bellagio: four bedrooms, five bathrooms!) We each took a bedroom, but after the first night we were both so lonely we spent the rest of our stay in one bed. We just slept in a different room every night!

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  31. I've shared beds w/friends in the past, and probably will again, and it's all quite strictly platonic...it's also because we're trying to save money. (Wish those beds had all been king-size instead of full-size, though...)

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  32. gotta be Oprah and Gayle..they 'roughed it' for their road trip, no? Always thought Gayle was into men, but she knows where her $ comes from.

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  33. What about Penelope and Salma?

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  34. Cali Girl, what's GMD?

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  35. I Do thinks it's Oprah and Gayle...

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  36. Yes, what GMD? I know it has something to do with the church of Scientology.

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  37. Lainey likes to call Tom a gay midget dwarf. Her words, not mine.
    As much as I dislike him, I think it's kind of harsh.

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  38. Gayle used to be married to a cop and she has a son who must be in his 20s by now.

    Still, I think it's Oprah and Gayle.

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  39. Gayle was married to an attorney, Bill Bumpus. He was gorgeous. Supposedly, he cheated on her with one of his law students and may have fathered a child with her. Gayle has two children.

    I don't think this is O and Gayle. O has too much money to shack up with Gayle on trips or pretend to be poor. She'd just stay in large, opulent suites roomy enough for 5 let alone her gal pal Gayle.

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