Monday, November 03, 2008
Today's Blind Items
Well costumes can be fun for everyone. This actually happened the night prior to Halloween, but costumes were still worn. Our B list actor who used to be an A list action hero was at a party with someone everyone assumed to be his girlfriend. His girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous, but this person was wearing a Sue Storm from Fantastic Four mask so no one could tell. Throughout the night the pair spent more and more time groping and kissing in a corner and on a couch and less time mingling. It was during one of these makeout groping sessions later in the evening that the mask slipped off the woman and it was discovered our action star was with another guy.
My guess: Vin Diesel and _______?
ReplyDeleteJoe Blow from Idaho who we don't know?
ReplyDeletepoints for trying i guess
ReplyDeleteOkay, gotta admit, I'm a tad confused.
ReplyDeleteSo does our blind have a girlfriend and was fooling around with this guy who everyone thought was her..
or did everyone just assume his date was a girl?
Who is Vin Diesel supposed to be dating? I like that guess if it fits.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, I was going to go with Jean-Claude Van Damme if he's not married (don't really keep up on these '80s/'90's guys.)
this has to come out...if it was a party and the actor is assumed to be straight, then people will definitely talk...
ReplyDeleteVin Diesel????
ReplyDeleteThe Rock???
I would have liked to have seen a pic of these peoples faces when they saw it was not a girl lol.
ReplyDeleteDiesel's girlfriend is not somewhat famous from what I recall.
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves was my guess.
And I think the way this blind should be interpreted is:
Former A-list action star who is now B-List who has a somewhat famous girlfriend went to the costume party with his boyfriend instead.
That takes balls to think you could get away with no one noticing.
ReplyDeleteR.I.P. Madelyn Dunham, Barack's grandma. :'( I'm so sad she didn't get to vote for him tomorrow.
ReplyDeletevin diesel and my girlfriend is a guy!
ReplyDeletei don't think keanu was ever considered an action star, was he? i thought of vin diesel right away.
ReplyDeletemooshki, i'm sooooooo disappointed she couldn't see the outcome of the election. how very sad.
I don't think there is a real female girlfriend we are supposed to be guessing.
ReplyDelete"His girlfriend is somewhat, but not overly famous, but this person was wearing a Sue Storm from Fantastic Four mask so no one could tell."
So, ENT refers to the "girlfriend" being not overly famous and wearing the mask and turning out to be a boy, so, we have two men to try to figure out.
That being said, I have no clue but am dying to find out. BI's are so addicting.
this is a bi bi.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHHAHAHAA
ReplyDeleteotherwise, i have no idea.
Parker Posey is Keanu's girlfriend, at least as of September.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a130865/keanu-reevess-girlfriend-pregnant.html
I thought I saw Claude van Damm in the pics, but I thought he was back with one of his wives.
ReplyDeleteFormer action hero could also be The Rock, Dwayne-what's-his-name, who has now given up that name and gone into Disney-type films.
How could they have been kissing if the guy was wearing a mask with it accidentally slipping off once?
ReplyDeletewho are they?
ReplyDeleteActor who used to do action films ...
Keanu probably qualifies - Speed(s), Matrix(s) are action, right?
Now he is doing "acting" - softer stuff.
I think it has to be someone who was A-list for the action movies
How about Bruce Willis?
Brendan Fraser?
ReplyDeleteYes, how can you be making out with a mask on, but made it was mire groping than kissing.
ReplyDeleteAren't we ready for some reveals?
woops, js here... "maybe it was more groping" was what I meant to type...
ReplyDeleteI Googled "Vin Diesel" and "girlfriend" and apparently he's dating Mexican bikini model Paloma Jimenez. I think that would qualify as "somewhat, but not overly famous"--not quite worthy of even C- or D-list, but still not a "civilian."
ReplyDeleteHas Vin ever been considered A list?
ReplyDeletekeanu does not seem social enough to hang out at a party of this type.
ReplyDeletebtw, he's a-list because of franchise flicks and bisexual.
ReplyDeleteBruce Willis' gf is a model/actress
ReplyDeleteVin Diesel
ReplyDeleteJCVD is no longer even remotely B list.
Keanu is still A list.
Since when is Bruce Willis bi?
Mooshki: Barack's grandma.
ReplyDeleteBarack's grandma was the girlfriend?
haha Little Blue Pill. Great response!
ReplyDeleteEnty this one is priceless. Thank you for the giggle.
ReplyDeleteharrison ford & calista?
ReplyDeleteIsn't her character in invisible woman?
ReplyDeleteso...what....this person didnt even speak at least once during the party? and how does a boy wear a skin tight lycra costume without being *flamingly* obvious as a dude??? I really dont buy this.
ReplyDeletemissbliss:
ReplyDeleteI'm about to cry, because you're obviously not old enough to remember RuPaul...and I am. Tucking is an art form. Go Google RuPaul, and you'll see how even in lycra...even in SHINY lycra, you can get away w/it.
Since when is Bruce Willis bi?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the internet.
This BI is great! Lol, all blinds should be this cool. I'll guess Keanu cuz he's so lowkey.
Harrison Ford?
ReplyDeleteBilly Zane. Semi famous girlfriend in Kelly Brock and he's slipped from A list to B-C list.
ReplyDeleteFWIW, I am more inclined to believe that Keanu would make out with a transvestite, than I would be inclined to believe that he's B-list. As far as him doing so openly, it doesn't *seem* to be his style, from what he shows us publicly, but, hey, get enough booze and party favors in a guy, and who knows, right? I actually don't think it's him, because he's pretty solidly A.
ReplyDeleteHow about Chris Evans from the Fantastic Four movies? He *should* be A because of the success of those films, and because it's a franchise, but somehow we don't see him taking Hollywood quite by storm.
Chris Evans doesn't have a somewhat famous girlfriend, now shes too busy being JT's beard. :D Plus he was never A list. Or B list.
ReplyDeleteI like the Vin Diesel guess, but I guess but him and Maria Menunos are no longer "canoodling".
Orlando Bloom? Somewhat famous girlfriend Miranda Kerr?
@mooshki
ReplyDeleteBarack's grandma DID vote early! Absentee ballot. :)
The Rock is dating Lauren Hashian who is a reality TV personality and daughter of the drummer from Boston
ReplyDeleteJoe the Plumber?
ReplyDeletewait, a guy dressed as sue storm and no one noticed? anatomically, wouldn't the groping, give it away? (pun intended). i call bull.
ReplyDeleteStarburst, I thought Vin and Maria only "canoodled" once in a washroom ...
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