Thursday, November 20, 2008

Today's Blind Items

Bet you think I forgot. I didn't actually forget. I just thought I had already hit the post button. Oh well, sorry about that, but it will give you something to digest tonight or in the morning. Speaking of digesting, I had a tough time when I heard about this one. This openly gay singer has spent some time overseas. When I say overseas, I mean not in his home country wherever that may be. Anyway, it turns out that our singer got into some trouble recently. Not the kind of trouble you would expect, but more of the, "crap this is going to cost me big." Our singer has always had a bit of a violent streak when it comes to his sex life. He knows this and only participates with people who are aware of it and can handle it. Never been a problem until now. Seems that while overseas he took a liking to someone who was ill prepared for the experience and ended up in the hospital for several days. The person he took a liking too was barely legal. Hell, might not have even been legal. It took a massive monetary bribe to make his parents go away, and not press charges. It took another massive bribe to keep the one of the local papers from printing the story. Look for our singer to be playing a birthday party really really soon.


49 comments:

  1. I second sir elton john.

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  2. Doesn't Boy George spend most of his time in NYC? I say him.

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  3. I say NOT Sir Elton. If it were Elton, he would have said something about Elton's husband, David, I'm sure.

    All I could think of was Gary Glitter, but then that wouldn't be Blind, would it????

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  4. you've got a good point, nunaurbiz. Now that Boy George guess is intriguing me..

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  5. I vote Rufus Wainwright

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  6. i say george michael

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  7. hello? Boy George was arrested and went to trial for kidnapping and chaining up some talent.

    100% without a doubt him.

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  8. Michael Stripe.

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  9. when did that happen jax?! I never heard that, daaamn that is nuts!

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  10. does Boy George have enough money to bribe anyone these days?

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  11. if boy george own publishing and songwriting royalties for his hits, he has the dough.

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  12. here's an article about him chaining the guy to the wall

    http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-4257.html

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  13. Does Boy George have the enough $$$ to give someone "massive monetary bribes"? Is Elton John physically capable of hurting anything large than a butterfly?

    It has to be Ben Affleck

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  14. "Never been a problem until now."

    Wouldn't going to trial and performing community service be kind of a problem for Boy George?

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  15. If you want to have some fun, click on the pinknews link about Boy George, and then click on the BangLads.com advertising link.

    Those are some fine underwear models. I think I like the Rufskin Denim underwear guys the best :)

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  16. I could see Lance Bass doing a birthday party, but he seems too innocent.

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  17. wow, it never quits amazing that seemingly normal cross dressing makeup wearing guys are freaky.

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  18. Rob Halford?

    (those who get the joke are gonna LOL big time)

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  19. Ricky Martin? Oh wait he's not openly gay is he? Sir Elton is married. Besides Ricky, I thought of George Michael.I know Randy Travis has been rumored gay don't think he is openly gay though. I am sticking with George Michael.

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  20. Didn't George Michael's boyfriend take him to Africa recently?

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  21. Lance Bass hasn't been overseas lately cause he's been on DWTS for awhile now. I couldn't see him doing something like this. Can't see Elton John doing this shit either.

    I'm all for the Boy George guess. As for money, if you are motivated by keeping your ass out of jail.....I'm sure you will find a way to get the money. Also, it doesn't state where they were overseas. It could have been a country where it doesn't take much cash (compared to here or England) to be wealthy.

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  22. I like the Boy George guess.

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  23. how about russell brand? ok, his birthday is not until june 4 but anywhooooo

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  24. Dirty babe
    You see these shackles, baby I'm your slave
    I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
    It's just that no one makes me feel this way

    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/04/23/justin-timberlake-pumping-gas/

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  25. Boy George Michael, from Arrested Development

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  26. I thought the Boy George guess was the best one.

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  27. Andy, I was going to suggest Halford too...*L*

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  28. since when is justin timberlake "openly gay"?

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  29. I don't think it's obvious. I say it's Johnny Mathis

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  30. Rusell Brand isn't gay or a singer, and he's not know for rough trade.

    Odd that nearly all the openly gay male singers are Brits. Well, not odd at all really, with the US being so in denial. Here's another to consider - Will Young.

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  31. As I read it again it may be a US singer who spends a lot of time overseas. Like on tour is what I get. I was thinking Michael Jackson but he's not out. Who's having a birthday party soon?

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  32. Yeesh. I'm going to say George Michael because I want it to be somebody I already hate.

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  33. ms wonderland ... IT IS NOT WILL YOUNG, BECAUSE WILL YOUNG IS A NICE WHOLESOME MAN WHO WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING AWFUL.

    Geez.

    Here's another point in support of George Michael: The BI says that this is "not the kind of trouble you would expect", meaning that you would expect him to be in trouble, just not THIS kind of trouble. Of course, George Michael's drug and cruising arrests mean you'd expect him to be in trouble, but he's never been caught at anything like this before.

    On the other hand, this is EXACTLY "the kind of trouble you would expect" from Boy George, as he's been arrested for going too far with the bondage with a hustler before. So, ironically, I think that argues AGAINST him as the answer for this BI.

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  34. I also think it's George Michael.

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  35. Yes. Here's the story about George Michael going to Africa this fall:

    http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/celebrity-news/275537/george-michael-jets-off-to-africa/1/

    It's him. What an asshole.

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  36. Anonymous12:06 PM

    Ooh George Michaels fits even better than Elton does.

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  37. I'm torn between English Georges: Boy or Michael? I'm going to say Boy. Michael looks like he'd just keel over and fall asleep on your foot.

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  38. Boy George is still in the top 100 wealthiest in England list, AFAIK. He's got fingers in a lot of pies other than his music and songwriting royalties. So he's probably more than able to come up with payment.

    I hate to think that it's him, but I think the history of violence is there, so it wouldn't surprise me if it did turn out to be him. :-(

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  39. I'd much, much rather believe it's George Michael because I never liked him.

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  40. This guy beat the shit out of someone during happy sex? Damn. I can't imagine if the guy was a sadist. Why didn't he tell people he's a Sadist? This guy is a piece of shit. It better not be Boy George, although he is a big man. George Michael...well, we all know what he likes and it's glory holes.

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  41. Not Elton John, BOY GEORGE is into the rough stuff.

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