You know what it is? I work in a vet clinic, so I have a sort of nonchalant attitude towards feces. I have a LOT of conversations about shit, farting, diarrhea, dingleberries n' buttnuggets, impacted anal glands, and other lovely things that happen to ourselves and our animal friends. I see literally DOZENS of shitpiles each and every (work)day.
Yes! Everybody shits!
So, to paraphrase Shania Twain, the *juicy* tidbit about the dude who happened to get caught dropping the kids off at the pool just does NOT impress me much!
Snoring is a huge epidemic. You'd be surprised who's snoring, and it's not just your grandma or dad!!
In fact, a sleep apnea specialist told me that Asians are especially vulnerable to having sleep apnea - something about the way the sinuses or throat or whatever is shaped.
Problem? Sounds like an easy way to send the bitches packing! :P
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought it was me..but I can't get my bitches to leave me no matter WHAT I do.
ReplyDeleteProbably some asshole nobody gives 2 shits about I'm sure...like one of the Jonas fags, or the Hoff.
kylie minogue?
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ReplyDeleteYou have to be kidding....come to my house....I'll show you snoring.....
ReplyDeleteMy Dad - loudest snoring ever! During my last visit, I gave up and slept in the car. And I could still hear him. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteMs., I took a vacation with a friend who shook the hotel foundation. I put on my headphones, turned the radio to static, and blasted the volume.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Enty. These Daily Mirror blinds you post are always so SCINTILLATING!!!!
ReplyDeleteSnoring? What's next in the litany of Shameful British Celebrity Secrets? Loose bowels?
"Loose bowels?"
ReplyDeleteLOL, obviously you commented on this before you got to Enty's blinds, Ern.
HAH!
ReplyDeletei guarantee my little bitty 100 yr. old grandma can put whoever it is to shame!
You know what it is? I work in a vet clinic, so I have a sort of nonchalant attitude towards feces. I have a LOT of conversations about shit, farting, diarrhea, dingleberries n' buttnuggets, impacted anal glands, and other lovely things that happen to ourselves and our animal friends. I see literally DOZENS of shitpiles each and every (work)day.
ReplyDeleteYes! Everybody shits!
So, to paraphrase Shania Twain, the *juicy* tidbit about the dude who happened to get caught dropping the kids off at the pool just does NOT impress me much!
Oh, and Bunny, your Granny rules. I love any tinyass old lady who can shit like a St. Bernard!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I know I'm commenting in the wrong post entirely, but no one really reads the DM ones anyway, right?
ReplyDeleteOkay. Three comments in a row? I need to stop commenting and start cooking dinner.
Those three Jonas losers are nasty. They need haircuts and baths. Those pretentious little twits.
ReplyDeleteSnoring is a huge epidemic. You'd be surprised who's snoring, and it's not just your grandma or dad!!
ReplyDeleteIn fact, a sleep apnea specialist told me that Asians are especially vulnerable to having sleep apnea - something about the way the sinuses or throat or whatever is shaped.
But anyone can have it.
I love that no one even guessed. LOLOL
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