Thursday, December 04, 2008

Where Does That Go On A Resume?


One of the things about driving on the LA freeways is that they are so crowded that people do things here that you would never see anywhere else while driving in their cars. I have seen people eat entire meals while driving and talking on the phone. I have seen women putting on makeup, drinking coffee and talking on the phone. I have seen men putting on makeup while eating and talking on the phone. But, I have to admit that Robbie Williams talent for rolling a joint one handed while talking on the phone and driving I have never seen. That is one hell of a skill. I'm not sure it is one I would want advertised, but Robbie doesn't seem to care who knows.

He would also like everyone to know that his drug habit was so bad at one point that he once bought some pot or what he thought was pot, but was actually shaved shoe rubber. Didn't matter to him as he said he smoked it anyway. Now that's dedication.


10 comments:

  1. I once saw a girl behind the wheel talking on her cell phone, smoking a cigarette, taking a sip of her coffee while taking curlers out of her hair! Talk about multi-tasking.

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  2. I'm too scared to roll up a J while driving-not too good of a driver and I'd probably spill the weed all over the place. What a nightmare.

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  3. "I have seen men putting on makeup while eating and talking on the phone."

    LOL! In LA, I'd believe it!!! Ha, now my mind is replaying the scene from "The Italian Job" where our boy Statham is stuck in traffic behind the idiot practicing for an audition. Good times. :)

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  4. Has Robbie snorted too much in the past and killed his sense of smell?

    The skunky smell of pot smells nothing like shoe rubber.

    Maybe he was already too high to notice?

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  5. at least shoe rubber is legal.

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  6. Yeah, I'm with PaleAle, I'd hate to spill all the weed I was trying to roll up as I was driving.

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  7. lol god i love this hot mess!
    read his bios, they are fascinating to say the least.
    he smoked like a chimney last time we parted...but wasn't high.shame.
    that would be a hell of a trip!

    a Robbie post El? Xmas come early for me?? thnx!

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  8. This just shows what a tool he is and does not know pot from ... well from shoe rubber. Maybe he thought it was a cool thing to say.

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  9. Ummmm.....if Robbie really bought, rolled & smoked "shaved shoe rubber", I'm thinking he was already high on something a lot more potent. So, yeah.

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  10. i agree palealebrew10...who wants to have that weed go to waste?

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