I have to apologize to everyone in advance. I thought I had watched the season finale of Tori & Dean a few months ago. I thought it ended with the birth of the baby. Apparently I was wrong. There was some highlight show that was on the week after and I never knew it existed until I saw it this weekend. You know it is a slow weekend when I am flipping through channels and decide on Tori & Dean, especially considering I thought I had already seen it.
So, you can imagine my surprise when I saw new footage and got to relive some of the a-holery that is Dean. A-holery is the new buzz word of the year. I think it will be fine replacement to Beavis And Butthead's Cornholio. Anyway, in addition to Tori admiring the new stupid tattoos of Dean, and they are stupid, there was a very, very interesting moment that probably should have been edited out.
Tori and Dean, their nanny, and the two kids are at a pool. The nanny, Tori and Stella are all in a cabana, but anyone can see inside the cabana if they are at the correct angle. Tori sees a guy taking photos of them and it is used as an introduction to the horrors of the paps throughout the preceding season. Fine. It is a nice segue, but, they should have found some other way to introduce the segment because this is what was said and shows where the true priorities of Tori and Dean are at all times.
Tori - Some guy just took photos of all of us.
Dean - God, I'm good looking. What did you say mama? (ok to be fair he just looked dazed and said "what?")
Tori - Some guy got pictures of everyone. Let's just hope he didn't get pictures of Stella.
Dean - Yeah, that would be bad.
Now, I want to point out that their son Liam was outside the cabana and neither of them cared he was photographed. Neither particularly cared that Tori or Dean was photographed either. Why on earth would they care if Stella had been photographed? Well considering she was a brand new baby, that should give you one clue. That's right. Tori & Dean were selling the photos or didn't want to show the baby before the show aired. In either case it was all about making money off their kid. When you don't want a photographer to take a photo because you are protecting your child, I admire that. When you don't want a photographer to take a photo of your child because you are protecting your wallet, that makes you jerks.
Perhaps they don't want the kids pic taken cuz it looks like Tori!
ReplyDeleteFugly McFugsterbean
But seriously...they have a show?!? Really?!?
My I.Q. just went up for not ever seeing it! WOOHOO! ! ! ! !
Don't care for their show or them. As far as I take it both of them are a-holes especially with what both of them did to his ex-wife.
ReplyDeleteThey're desperate. I've never seen their show. I didn't like Tori even back in the 90210 days and she hasn't improved with age, IMO
ReplyDeleteDo you think if Aaron had left her more of his dough we might have been spared some of their publicity/money-seeking endeavors? If so, I expect he's burning in hell right about now.
ReplyDeletei mean, your daddy was one of the richest fellas in hwood...she should have SOME tact...she's THAT hard up for a dollar??....
ReplyDeleteJ, he only left her like $100,000. Definitely not enough for a Hollywood lifestyle.
ReplyDeleteA-Holery. That's the next level after "douchebaggery". Now that we don't use that word anymore (executive decision), "assholery" will do just fine.
ReplyDeleteI knew they were alley lowlifes when they showed Dean sitting on the Toto toilet glorying over the toilet's remote control while their housewarming party was happening at the supposed new homestead.
ReplyDeleteNot only did they show him seated on the toilet with his drawers dropped low, the guests already present (her supposed friends) all piled into the bathroom while he was seated on the toilet, and they left it in as part of the show. This was the show in which Tori supposedly had Dean's son by his first wife flown in as a surprise.
During one of those last couple of shows, Dean also made an asinine comment about Republicans/McPalin being great at governing, so he's definitely a know-nothing and a smooth brain. Pity since I thought he was cute when I saw him in Open Range. Now I think he's just a rectum.
OTOH, it is enough that Tori has to deal with being strong featured and so unfortunate looking each and every moment she takes a breath. Bless her heart.
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ReplyDeletemooshki...yeah i heard..im just saying she should at least be used to things...shes pretty grafty behind a dollar...you'd swear she never had anything...and she's been actively working since she was a kid, she should have SOME $$!
ReplyDeleteassinity is the favorite word in our house.
ReplyDeletejust thought i'd throw that out there.
"I think it will be fine replacement to Beavis And Butthead's Cornholio."
ReplyDeleteENT, are you high? That hasn't been popular in 15+ years. Except for me, 'cause I lurve the B & BH.
Nevertheless, NO ONE cares about the T & D. More Beavis & Butthead pls.
Kthxbye.