Monday, January 05, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which overrated celeb chucked a ham sandwich at an assistant for being on the "wrong sort of white bread"?


26 comments:

  1. You can Impeach a Ham Sandwich...

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  2. Roseanne Barr? She sure loves her some pork products.

    And married a few too!

    I'm just sayin'....

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  3. It's Daily Mirror, so someone British. Russell Brand?

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  4. Anonymous11:46 AM

    LOL@Ror

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  5. Nothing worse than having your assistant on the wrong sort of bread.......

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  6. RBrand sounds good. Or maybe GRamsay?

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  7. I first read it as "for being the 'wrong sort of white bread,'" in other words, that the asst. was a bad honky.

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  8. I took it as the star is white bread, and the star wanted the assistant on him. But that's assuming "white bread" has the slang meaning in the UK that it has here.

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  9. Anonymous2:13 PM

    How about Dane Cook? (I think RB is vegetarian.)

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  10. Anonymous2:23 PM

    Woops! Forgot it's Daily Mail, so probably NOT Dane Cook. (Shoot. And my first post, too!)

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  11. AnnMarie, who cares if your guess is wrong, it's funny, and that's all that matters! ;)

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  13. Can't be Brand. He's a vegetarian.

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  14. Victoria Beck"ham"? Snigger... but she doesn't eat.

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  15. Why does everyone think that Russel Brand is some rude bitch? A sexual deviant maybe, but I don't think his manners are that bad lol

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  16. "Why does everyone think that Russel Brand is some rude bitch? A sexual deviant maybe, but I don't think his manners are that bad lol"


    Only Brit I could think of off the top of my head. Not really much of a country these days.

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  17. alright, i just snorted dirty martini out of my nose, TWICE!! the blind was funny enough, but y'all are really on your game today!!

    would camilla be considered a celeb?? 'cause i'd pay to see that!
    "duck, charles, love, i'm having a throw at the maid".

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  18. Sharon Osborne. It wouldn't be the first time she's thrown a ham at someone.

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  19. Anonymous7:01 PM

    Thanks, Mooshki! : )

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  20. WTF? Was said celeb looking for the "Wonder Bread" label? Whoever it is needs a smack upside the head.

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