Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which cocky celeb was busted when he flaunted his adulterous affair in front of his long-term girlfriend? She told everyone about his tiny manhood...


17 comments:

  1. I'll bet Simon Cowell's manhood is tiny.

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  2. Good call Cheryl. He's def overcompensating for something.

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  3. Dominic Cooper and Joanna Carolan.

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  4. If the affair is adulterous, but the guy in question only wronged a long-term girlfriend, I think we're looking for a guy who was cheating with a married woman.

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  5. I like the Simon guess. He seems like he would pull a dick move like that. I love that the ex call him out on the tiny peen.

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  6. HAAAA! Sometimes people just set themselves up for a fall, huh?!

    I dunno about Simon...his ex might've had to sign some kind of no-tell thing to get that nice cash-out.

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  7. Don't you need to be married to commit adultery ?

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  8. only one party has to be married for it to be adulterous. So the woman in the affair is the married one.

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  9. Can't be Simon, he broke up with his long term gf--AND gave her a house worth a couple mil....and has been seen in public with her at events since. They seem like they're on good terms, though they are definitely NOT still a couple. Blind suggests the gf is current as well as long term.

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  10. Anonymous3:38 PM

    Ralph Fiennes? He's got a long history of this sort of thing...

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  11. i think you have to COMMIT adultery. which means you'd be the one married. i imagine the word here was used for lack of a better word.

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  12. Just 'cause Simon doesn't quite fit the criteria for the blind doesn't mean he doesn't have a teeny weeny. :)

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  13. Could be Prince Harry-it kind of looks like he's the one talking to Paris in Random Photos about having his shots.

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  14. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I heard that Brad has a tiny peen

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  15. I say Michael Buble and Emily Blunt.

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