#1 & 2- This must be obvious week or something because this is about the fifth or sixth one that has been really easy. This one is not difficult, nor that juicy, or even blind item worthy, but it is funny as hell. This former B list television actress who is now a C list wannabe film actress and sometime blog writer with a substance problem and has a sister who probably is not her biggest fan has made a big deal about the fact that she has a new love in her life. This new love is the singer of a band that sounds a lot like the name of a band that was really good back in the day and has the same number of letters and the same consonants at the beginning and the end. Anyway, this singer has been on tour away from his beloved but in one recent city he performed in the past few weeks he spent the entire night holding hands, and making passes at one woman. The woman asked him why he was hitting on her so much when he had our actress waiting for him. "Oh, I'm just with her because she can't get a job to save her life and wants the publicity." There is probably more to it than that, but the fact that he said it shows what he thinks of her at least.
#3 & #4- I will believe it when I see it. This one comes from a really good source, but even I find it hard to believe. Apparently this C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress' dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home.
Love it! Micha Barton for #1!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, #2's a little harder...
#2 luke Pritchard "the Kooks?
ReplyDeleteYup, Mischa and the guy from the Kooks.
ReplyDelete#2 is tough.
Agreed. And Kooks is like Kinks.
ReplyDeleteNo idea for #3 and #4.
ok, so we got the 1st 2, but eep...trying to figure out which genetically blessed actress lives at home w/ mom and dad. does megan fox seem like the at-home type? lol.
ReplyDelete*stumped*
For 3-4, hit television drama/action? That Terminator show, Knight Rider, The Unit? Anything else that would fit the 'action' part? Are any of these 'hits?' Is Heroes action?
ReplyDeleteIs the C-list actress genetically blessed in that she's pretty or that she has family connections that have gotten her work?
So many questions but no answers from me... Sorry
I think genetically blessed probably refers to cup size...but I have no idea who.
ReplyDeleteamanda bynes #4?
ReplyDeleteIs it Hayden from Heroes. Isn't she 18?
ReplyDelete3&4 Hayden P and Milo V from Heros
ReplyDeleteUgh...I am thinking Denise Richards just because her dad lives with her, but genetically blessed????? Also, I would think Ent would have a disparaging remark somewhere in there, I would hope, so probably not her.
ReplyDeleteDenise has great genes and has passed them on to her two gorgeous daughters, but she is an idiot. Could be her.
ReplyDeleteGuys, these are C LIST ACTORS.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinkin' 3&4 could be Evangeline Lilly and Dominic Monaghan.
ReplyDeleteHayden Panettiere definitely ain't "genetically blessed". That comment obviously means large breasteses...that, coupled with "c list" made me think Tori Spelling (based on breasts alone), but none of the other clues fit.
ReplyDeleteJennifer Love would fit the "genetically blessed" category as well, but again, the other clues don't fit.
That quote from the Kook is delicious!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Rumer for #4? She is in the photos today, has a belly. Can't you all see Bruce throwing some guy out? Genetically blessed could be sarcastic . . .
ReplyDeleteAlso - I think 24 would qualify for action/drama, right?
Is Rumer C list? I thought she was D or E list. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteRumer is on the D List
ReplyDeleteI don't think genetically blessed refers to cup size but parentage so Rumer would fit. Would this be the baby that Demi and Ashton are adopting?
ReplyDeleteoh, good one JW. Genetically blessed may mean who her parents are, not her.
ReplyDeletefarmgirl and jw - i think you're right.
ReplyDeleteAccording to IMDB, Amanda Bynes lives at home, but I don't know who the actor would be.
ReplyDeleteWhat's considered underage because Rumer won't be 21 until August of this year? Is underage 17 and under or 2o and under?
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ReplyDeleteAlso would they mention the actress still lives at home for a 20 year old? I get the feeling that the actress is someone that we wouldn't expect to still live at home with mommy and daddy you know like the Kardashians if they were actresses.
ReplyDeleteRumer isn't on a hit show...and genetically blessed means good looking....this is Hayden and Milo they are C List for sure....She'll announce any day
ReplyDeletegrammarphile - I thought of those two as well (apparantly she's quite religious...or at least her background is) but there's no way you describe Lost as a 'fairly' hit show...its huge, even with the ratings drop.
ReplyDeleteWhy are people taking the piss out of mischa and not this kooks bloke? don't get me wrong she's an idiot for doing it but how come she's getting the stick and not him? Surely he's using her equally? His rubbish band is dissapearing just as fast as her career. I've met Luke pritchard a couple of times and both times i've thought he was an ass. Anyway, sorry for the rant...just feels a bit bitchy to be laughing at her and not him.
Well, Milo and Hayden were photographed together yesterday or something.
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes and her boyfriend were photographed together within the last week.
I would think it would be people who haven't been seen together in awhile.
jennifer, it doesn't say the actress is on a show.
ReplyDeleteApparently this C list actor from a fairly hit television drama/action show met this C list genetically blessed actress and the C list actress is now pregnant. What makes this exciting and interesting is the fact that our C list actress' dad already threw the actor out of the house once when he caught the couple in bed together. So, yeah, she still lives at home. Not underage or anything. Just lives at home.
DN, does Amanda Bynes have a new bf? She broke up with DougFromTheHills very recently.
ReplyDelete"What's considered underage because Rumer won't be 21 until August of this year? Is underage 17 and under or 2o and under?"
ReplyDelete18 and over. We're talking about old enough to have sex, not old enough to drink . . .
I still think the reference to "not underage or anything" is referring to someone who you wouldn't expect to live at home. Rumer and Hayden are both young enough that it isn't worth mentioning they still live at home.
ReplyDeleteDo we know of someone who's a little older that still lives at home.
For the actress living at home who is now pregnant how about the red headed actress from Mad Men?
ReplyDeleteI read "Not underage or anything" to mean not a minor. I think the girl is over 18.
ReplyDeleteDo 3 and 4 realize they're recreating Robert and Elizabeth Barrett Browning?
ReplyDeletehayden p. has her own house, she's made a big deal of it in the press.
ReplyDelete3 and 4 are soooo Hayden and Milo
ReplyDeleteHayden is "genetically blessed" because in real life, she is beautiful and on her show, her character is blessed with the rare power of regeneration.
mooshki- amanda and doug broke up? I must have missed that (b/c I don't care), gettyimages have them together as of 2 weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking Girly's point that "genetically blessed" may be a reference to Heroes.
but the blind says they "met" - hayden and milo are dating, have been for a long while. Also, Hayden bought an apartment - are we sure she is still living at home?
ReplyDeleteAm I alone in reading the line 'Not underage or anything. Just lives at home.'
ReplyDeleteI read in several places that Amanda Byne broke up with the boy toy and he's all eating ice cream over it.
ReplyDeleteTo me genetically blessed actress means large breasts. "Not underage or anything, just lives at home" to me means someone past an age where we would expect them to have their own place.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I havent got a clue about any of these blinds. :)
There's a pic of amanda bynes here : http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/01/fug_that.html
ReplyDeleteShe looks a bit thick around the middle, but her arms and legs are skinny as heck.
Maybe it's her for #3?
DN, yeah, they weren't exactly the "it" couple.
ReplyDeleteI thought Jennifer love H was still living at home.
ReplyDeleteJan 22, 2009 ... Hewitt on still living with her mom to Rollingstone Oct. 3, 2002 .... Ghost Whisperer Jennifer Love Hewitt's engagement to Ross McCall has fizzled into silence. ... Delgo took home a big prize of its very own. ...
ReplyDeleteso, she lives at home, beeing old enough and free enough to do what she wants. now, why would her dad check her bedroom AND throw the guy out? There either is something going on, like he manages her and he is ruining his plans for the daughter or the actor is really old, and genetically not blessed at all. In either case, he has a lot of influence to interfere in such ways with his daughters life.
ReplyDeleteAt a second thought, he might have thrown the guy out - when he "once" caught his back THEN underage daughter with him in bed.
Ok, I really doubt that Jennifer Love Hewitt is C list.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know, she does produce her show. I don't think her father is in the picture either. I'm stumpified.
ReplyDeleteI think they listed genetically blessed to knock out any Moore/Willis kid. Because we would all think this was Rumer. Anyhoo, I'm thinking genetically blessed is like Dakota Griffith, or some gorgeous thing like that. Don Johnson is gorgeous, and Melanie used to be.
ReplyDeleteso far the only actress i can find who lives with her parents is Natalie Portman, but she is not C list
ReplyDeleteThora Birch was living with her parents in an old article ... she is genetically blessed with large breasts ... but is she C list? ... she is actually one of my favorites actresses (mostly due to Ghost World)
ReplyDeleteI read it somewhere else and it is Milo V and Hayden P. "genetically blessed" refers to Hayden's role in Heroes as the indestructable cheerleader.
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