Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Quick Hits Part One


The Cycle Continues - Katie Holmes was cast in a film. Yep. Someone is going to pay her fee to have the film go nowhere and bomb. Meanwhile every other member of the cast of "The Extra Man" will be ignored throughout the entire process and all anyone will know is that Katie Holmes is in a movie and when will Tom visit the set and what gifts will they bring the crew and will Tom show up at the red carpet and take away the spotlight from everyone else. Oh well, at least when it does bomb she will get all the blame as well.

Dakota Culkin Was Maybe Drunk - I am no better than everyone else by repeating this here, but the Coroner in LA says that Dakota Culkin was likely impaired when she tried to cross a street and was killed by a car. The coroner said there was alcohol in her blood but doesn't know how much. So, if you don't know how much then why do you say she was likely impaired? Her family did say she had been getting treatment for alcohol related issues. I say if you don't know, you don't know and leave it at that. Don't let the world think she was drunk if she wasn't.

The Laugh Of The Day - Amy Winehouse called her dad and asked why Blake wanted to divorce her. Her dad replied, "You know I don't like him, but I have to admit that your behavior with another man is not what marriage is all about." I don't think anything in their marriage is what marriage is all about. It cracks me up that he gets on her for having sex with a guy while on vacation and how that looks bad on the marriage. What about the other 10,000 things that have gone on during the marriage?


11 comments:

  1. What the hell did the Obama's serve at the inagural lunch?!? Kennedy and Byrd left by blambulance.

    Good luck getting dinner guests after this!

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  2. I'm pissed that Tom broke Katie like he did Nicole. I liked them both so much before did his evil mind-control destruction.

    Was there any time at all in their marriage where Blake & Amy were faithful? I doubt the new guy has anything to do with anything.

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  3. does anyone remember why Mitch and Janis Winehouse are no longer together? oh, yes.. he cheated on Janis... MAAAANY times. thanks for the fatherly advice, chum
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  4. What Mooshki said about Katie. God, it makes me sad.

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  5. Oh Joey, how I knew thee well.

    I hate Tom Cruise.

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  6. It sounds to me as if the LA Coroner wants to be famous, too. Isn't that a tradition for the LA Coroners? Remember the guy who wrote the book about Manson?

    Amy Winehouse is a crackie. Crackie marriages don't make sense. How her dad could even try to pretend that anything about Amy and Blaaaaake ever made sense is beyond me. Blaaaake has been using Amy, and she doesn't care because she's on a fast plane to death.

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  7. Wino - the question her dad was answering was about Blake's motivation, not a normal person's. Dad answered correctly, I think.

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  8. re Culkin: sorry but it sounds like she was drunk and walked into the middle of the street or was drunk and WANTED to walk into the street.
    sad. maybe the coroner wanted that info out to alleviate the poor driver.

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  9. The Culkins are like the Kennedys of Hollywood.

    A round of tragedy for all my friends...

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  10. "Don't let the world think she was drunk if she wasn't."

    WTF?

    That's all you do on this blog. Speculate!

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  11. They know she was drunk. But rather than report is honestly, they hedged.

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