Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Quick Hits


I Hope You Already Ate - I want you to carefully consider whether or not your stomach can handle this. No, I promise it is not Verne Troyer naked. Honestly, I couldn't do that to you again. I have started receiving bills from people for the therapy sessions they needed as a result of the images. I know. It's hard. The pain and burning in your mind will go away. I promise. No, what we have here is some video and photos that INF Daily shot of Brandon Davis and Kim Kardashian having dinner. For a guy with no money and questionable hygiene, he does seem to hang out with lots of women. Oh, wait, my bad. I take that back. I mean he is really only been hanging out with Kim and Paris. That doesn't count. Anyway, if you want to watch the happy couple eat, then click here.

Jennifer Hudson Is Back - After lots of rumor and speculation and just plain guessing, it is confirmed that the first time Jennifer Hudson will appear in public following the tragedy in her family will be at the Super Bowl. Jennifer will be there to perform the National Anthem.

Hey Golden Globes Try This - The people over at the Academy Awards are keeping the list of presenters a secret. That's right. They are hoping that people will tune into watch the show, and not the presenters. Hey, what a novel idea. Make the show about the awards and not the people giving them out. So, I'm guessing that means no Jonas Brothers handing out the award for Best Picture.

No One Is Watching - Apparently many of you had better things to do last night other than watch American Idol. The ratings for last night were down 10% from the already low numbers from last year. I mean this is the audition shows. These are the ones which draw even the casual fans because you don't have to commit to the whole season to have fun and watch Ryan do stupid things. This does not portend well for the rest of the season.


22 comments:

  1. NO WAY JAX!!! hahahahahha...I've never watched the show and i never will. it's just too painful...

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  2. paula abdul is laughing her drunk and pill poppin' ass off.

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  3. Brandon Davis is a pussy, and he's running scared cuz he owes a lot of really bad scary bookies a lot of money. So he hides behind skanks. I mean, would YOU go near Paris or Kardasssshian?!?!?

    Ryanus Seacrust is a fucktard. He's even my blogopic today.

    What a coinky-dink

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  4. Brandon Davis has a older Elvis Presley thing going for him in some pics.

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  5. It was okay for the first season now the shows run it's course just like ANTM, DWTS and all of the other reality shows.

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  6. "The pain and burning in your mind will go away. I promise."

    I don't believe you. It's been months, and it's not even one tiny bit better.

    I hate awards shows, and the only reason I've ever watched the Oscars was if Owen was presenting or Jon Stewart hosting, but if it spares us hearing about The Brothers Jonii I might tune in just to support this.

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  7. I think AI did not do enough promoting for the show for people to know it was on. Most people I know didn't even know. The only way I knew is the morning radio guys were talking about it.

    Usually we are soooo inundated with the commercials for it coming back.

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  8. Yeah... I'm not sure Enty! I stay awake many nights till the point of exhaustion so I will not have another Verne dream. I keep coming back here though. What's that say about me? Another topic for this week's session I guess.

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  9. He looks thinner. I can also see his bulge. Was not looking on purpose.

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  10. I am totally over awards shows. I used to watch for the gowns and fashion faux pas but now I can go on the internet and catch all the highlights. I'm also tired of all the nobodies who have done one movie or had one hit song and act like they are Hollywood royalty.

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  11. when they survey the ratings, do they take into account that people have tivo and dvr? i wonder. we dvr and zap through commercials and unwatchable stuff.

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  12. svd, nielsen used to just monitor television viewing when it was live, but they worked with tivo to develop software and they monitor households using tivo now, too.

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  13. Off topic-Ricardo Montalban just died.

    Funeral plans include a casket made of rich Corinthian Leather.

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

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  14. Anonymous1:50 PM

    Good for Jennifer. I'm a big fan of getting people back to work after grief. It's too easy to get stuck.

    I will always watch the Oscars. I watched the Golden Globes for the first time in YEARS this week, I turned it off after an hour or so.

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  15. I actually did watch AI last night and noticed it was a LOT of filler and fluff and not so much of the horrific tryouts of years past. Made me wonder if they are toning down the embarrassment and snark since the unfortunate event in front of Paula's house. Just sayin'.....

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  16. I wish more people would have watched Eli Stone instead of that craptastic show.

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  17. OMG Ror, you are going to hell! And I will be right there, as I could not stop laughing.

    RIP Ricardo.

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  18. "Off topic-Ricardo Montalban just died."

    #$*(@&$#@*()%! McGoohan and Montalban both?! !@#$!@*)&@#!

    Kimmypie, you must be watching different networks than me. I fast-forward through commercials, and even so, I've still seen the new season promo a hundred too many times.

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  19. sad to hear about ricardo.

    and more unsettling news - steve jobs is taking a leave until the end of june because his health issues "are more complex than i originally thought".

    well today just sucks!

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  20. steve fought pancreatic cancer and seemed to have won a couple-5(?) years ago, can't remember when.
    it doesn't bode well.

    as for stupid AI, all i can say is thank heavens for "house" re-runs on USA channel!

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  21. Bunny, you have time for re-runs? I have over 90 hours of tv on my FauxVo I need to catch up on. :(

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