It's that Damn Dame Judi Dench! But what the blind item DID NOT tell you was she was captured on a Harrod's camera streaking starkers with nothing but a tea cozy on her head, singing "Anarchy In The UK" at full volume!
Later, she absconded with a Beefeater's helmet, met up with Prince Harry, and she shagged him randy in the middle of Sloan Square! Talk about bangers and mash! Eww. Brits are so...tarty!
I don't think Peaches friends would be surprised about her unlady-like behaviour. Not since her double penetration session with the hubby and his mate, anyways...
The Queen Mum passed away in March 2002, age 101. She was rumoured to enjoy a drink or few. Even if this is a really old blind, the Queen Mum didn't have alot of living mates left in order for her to be left in the gutter by mates.
Lily Allen or Amy Winehouse?
ReplyDeletePeaches Geldoff?
ReplyDeleteKelly Osborne...didn't she just go to rehab? Is she out yet?
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ReplyDeletei'll go with Lilly Allen, that poor child is an absolute wreck
ReplyDeleteKerry Katona?
ReplyDeleteHelen Mirren strikes again, the sodden tart.
ReplyDeleteIt's that Damn Dame Judi Dench!
ReplyDeleteBut what the blind item DID NOT tell you was she was captured on a Harrod's camera streaking starkers with nothing but a tea cozy on her head, singing "Anarchy In The UK" at full volume!
Later, she absconded with a Beefeater's helmet, met up with Prince Harry, and she shagged him randy in the middle of Sloan Square! Talk about bangers and mash!
Eww. Brits are so...tarty!
Delia Smith
ReplyDeleteI don't think Peaches friends would be surprised about her unlady-like behaviour. Not since her double penetration session with the hubby and his mate, anyways...
ReplyDeleteEmily Blunt? Didn't she get plastered at the SAG after-parties she went to?
ReplyDeleteKatie Price? I don't know.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen Mum passed away in March 2002, age 101. She was rumoured to enjoy a drink or few. Even if this is a really old blind, the Queen Mum didn't have alot of living mates left in order for her to be left in the gutter by mates.
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ReplyDeleteThank you. You summed up the deal on the Queen Mum to perfection, lol.