Monday, February 09, 2009

Saving Abel Guitarist Accused Of Sex With A Minor


On Friday, the founding member of Saving Abel and their lead guitarist Jason Null was arraigned along with Brandon Danger who is an employee of the group. The two were charged with forced oral copulation and forced oral copulation of a minor. Null, who is 33 and Danger who is 21 are accused of luring a 17 year old girl back to their tour bus by telling her they were going to put her in one of their music videos. Instead, when she got in the bus both men took turns forcing her to perform an oral sexual act.

Null's attorney says the charges are baseless and that Null would be exonerated. Null pleaded not guilty. Danger still has not entered his plea yet. I bet he cuts a deal. If you are a rocker and you can't find women to be with you consensually than you need to re-examine your abilities as a rockstar. If the two guys wanted oral that bad they should just have done each other.


16 comments:

  1. Was this a blind from a while back?

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  2. what rocker can't find a groupie?

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  3. Just like the "Rock of Love Bus", but now with extra creepyness!

    And minors!

    I'm not a homophobe, but the thought of getting some drool on my tool, some lipstick on my dipstick, some slob on my knob with my buddies standing next to me kind of makes me go limp.

    (pun intended)

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  4. Ror, I love yuor Stains picture!

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  5. is this a chrsitian rock band?

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  6. All rockers do it. Just a few not so lucky ones actually get caught. Having been around the music scene for years I saw this happen constantly. well, I didn't personally actually see the act itself but you know what I'm sayin'...

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  7. She should've bitten down. Hard.

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  8. Y'know...I thought most guys were sensitive down there, which makes me wonder how a guy can like getting a forced BJ.

    Wouldn't it hurt, ramming it in a dangerous small space crowded with hard, sharp objects?

    I suppose with enough coke and booze it gets kinda numb...but the next day--Yowza!

    And the dumb little idiots DID it? Stupid. At 17 I'd already given enough head to know I could make his ass pay dearly for forcing it ANYWHERE...

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  9. I'm just going to stick with innocent until proven guilty and hope that if he is guilty he gets the pleasure of finding out exactly what it is like to be forced to give someone a blowjob while he's in jail!!

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  10. There you go, Kara! Amen to that.

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  11. michele, i wondered the same thing. eep.

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  12. If you are a rocker and you can't find women to be with you consensually than you need to re-examine your abilities as a rockstar.

    No shit, Sherlock--more pussy more of the time is the whole reason most guys become musicians in the first place! (An acquaintance who was a bigger deal in local musical circles until he broke up his band wrote a song bitching about how he has to settle for "normal guy pussy"...while it's more than likely intended to be ironic, if the rest of his catalog is any indication, I have to admit my opinion of him took a a bit of a dive after hearing the song live...)

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  13. I have to say that I can see both sides, here.

    It's a heinous crime if they did intimidate the girl into giving them head. No amount of law enforcement can allow that girl to regain her trust in others.

    But, people can lie, too. It's hard to know the whole story without knowing both sides.

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  14. I am also having a hard time understanding why the guys needed her there in the first place. They seem to need her as a chaparone, or something like that, since they cant just do it openly with each other? Kind of like hockey players, doing it as a team...

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  15. I don't go on band buses/ vans, because when a band invites you there, they don't want to chat about the music. However, if they invited a girl in and she didn't want to have sex, they could have just kicked her off the bus. Happened to many a girl I know.

    A friend of mine got on Motorheads bus - knowing damn well what she was there for but intended to just say hi to Lemmy (he is, after all, a royal in our part of the music world) and then leave. She didn't even get to do that much. She and her friend were at the front part of the bus talking to one of the roadies, when she heard the very distinct voice of Lemmy from the back of the bus: "ARE THOSE GIRLS GOING TO FUCK OR NOT??? IF NOT, TELL THEM TO LEAVE AND LET'S FUCKING GO!!!".

    My friend and her cohort both laughed and left the bus, as they aren't really the groupie type.

    Who is this band anyway? What makes them think they deserve chicks on the bus at all? And like enty says, what kind of rocker are you if you have to "lure" chicks onto the bus? Chicks should be lining up outside the bus to give you head. *Looks at picture*.

    Oh.

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