Thursday, March 05, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which closeted jack-of-all-trades just became secretly engaged to her girlfriend? Word is, the two will wed soon in N.J.


32 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:18 AM

    Queen Latifah

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  2. I agree, it's the Queen. I wonder if she was inspired by the Milk Oscar speeches?

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  3. Hillary Clinton?

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  4. queen. she lives with her gf in jersey.

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  5. I sort of want this to be Martha Stewart. She's SUCH a hot piece. I wanna look as good as her when I'm a memaw, too. A secret lesbian wedding is HOT (for Martha)! I think she's into dudes, though.

    Uh, so I guess this pair is some other empire-ruling, closeted power lesbian and her lady? Is it Oprah and Gayle? What the hell happened to Stedman Graham, anyway? Too obvious. I know that other people might guess O, but she's just too damned famous to even get away with planning something like that. It would be leaked to the AP in about .00009 seconds.

    On a different note: It's tragic that I can't remember the protagonists from books I read in the tenth grade, but I definitely know the name of Oprah's manfriend. Beard. Whatever.

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  6. LOL @ Sporky

    I'm on the Queen Latifa bandwagon

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  7. Damn. I didn't even think of Queen Latifah! I guess she does act and rap/sing -- and she IS good at both, unlike nearly every other dabbler douchetard "artistic" celebrity out there.

    If it's her: Word! And congratulations to them.

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  8. About a month ago, people were saying Queen was about to finally come out. I hope she does. I know it's usually even harder for an African American to come out. She would be a great inspiration if she chooses to do it.

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  9. We've missed you, Ernestine, I'm glad you're back! :)

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  10. And don't forget she models, too...and she's good at that!

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  11. Thanks! I actually have to skedaddle to my job now, but I was excited to get to this post a little early! I missed you guys. Most of you. Okay, nearly all of you.

    You've made me late for work, Enty! JK.

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  12. Kristen, I forgot about that -- her ads and shit. She's GORGEOUS. I love her skin.

    Okay. Off to work for realz.

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  13. I adore Queen Latifah. I hope it's her, and wish the best of luck!

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  14. If this is Queen, then good for her. Best wishes to the couple whoever they are.

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  15. I kind of want it to be Martha Stewart, too ... :p

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  16. I agree with the QL guess. I wish she'd come out. I love her, she is awesome.

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  17. I love the Queen. Just say her movie on tv Last Holiday, so cute!

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  18. I love the Queen Latifah guess. I have loved her since "Chicago". To bad she(or anyone else) feels the need to stay closeted. I don't think people would love her any less. They would probably love her more.

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  19. I'm trying to be happy for La. But, I've had a crush on her for soooo long. **sigh**

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  20. I saw the movie "Last Holiday" around Christmas. Very cute movie. Her and LL Cool J were both cute.

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  21. I agree with the Queen Latifah guess...also because of the word "Jack". You know...jack, queen, king? :)

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  22. and Queen is from Jersey

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  23. Mag Ruffman

    Ya, you're right. No one cares about the Canadians.

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  24. Goodgrief said: love the Queen Latifah guess. I have loved her since "Chicago". To bad she(or anyone else) feels the need to stay closeted. I don't think people would love her any less. They would probably love her more.

    I'll second that, plus I think she's gorgeous and comes off as an approachable person. Good for her and I wish her the best! :-)

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  25. omg - kimpim almost made me pee my pants!

    A Repair to Remember. Was my husband's favourite comedy.

    I'm still waiting to see something from the clothing line Queen Latifah was supposed to put out. I've been watching her since Living Single. Loved that show.

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  26. LMAO @ Sproky.

    I agree with those who say it's Queen.

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  27. ok I liked Last Holiday too. But there was more chemistry between Latifah and craft services than her and LL Cool J.

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  28. Dana Owens and Steve Martin
    have got to make a sequel to Bringing Down the House.
    Whatta Laffriot.
    But I think the blind is Condi Rice.

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  29. Ernestine, I love the word skedaddle.
    I think I may need to start using it more.
    Welcome back.

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  30. I agree that this is QL. I love her, too, and wish them well! :-D

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  31. The Queen....born, raised, lives in NJ. Love her. Congrats!!

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  32. I'm on the Queen bandwagon! She and her gf supposedly have a lovely house in NJ. Also, I think the "jack-of-all-trades" refers not just to royalty, but also to her abilities in singing, dancing, acting in movies, TV, theater, etc. :)

    Much happiness to them both!

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