Thursday, March 05, 2009

Quick Hits Part Two


Justin & Ginnifer - Star Magazine says that Justin Long and Ginnifer Goodwin are doing the dirty. Well, they don't actually come out and say they are doing the dirty. They basically just do that whole song and dance about people seeing them and how they look like a couple and and in love and the only have eyes for each other thing. To me, they might as well just come out and say something like, "Justin & Ginnifer were spotted at the Vanity Fair Party. It was pretty obvious they didn't want to be there and would rather be back at his place boning."

Shia Finally Gets A Driver - Shia LaBeouf finally hired a driver. He hasn't been able to drive since getting his license suspended back in January. Apparently since then he has just been begging friends for rides, taking cabs and spending long periods at home looking at his hand. Shia didn't want a limo or even a Town Car, but I haven't heard what kind of car the service provided. Knowing Shia, it might just be a motorcycle, and Shia hangs off the back. He's still an ass though.

David Walliams & Lauren Budd Publicity Stunt Is Over - Little Britain star David Walliams, who is 37 years old had allegedly been dating 18 year old lingerie model Lauren Budd for the past three months. Well, I'm not sure what kind of dating they were doing, but it seems as if it is something out of the Victorian era if you believe Lauren. She says that despite dating for three months and taking trips together all over the world, they never did more than hold hands and kiss on the cheek before ending their three month relationship. Uh huh. Well, at least she got some publicity and he can feel confident that he was famous enough to date an 18 year old lingerie model.


12 comments:

  1. I'm sad that Shia turned out to be an ass. I always thought he was the most talented of the younger set. :(

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  2. Anonymous12:51 PM

    I don't know why David Walliams bothers denying he's gay. I mean, it didn't hurt Matt Lucas any.

    Justin and Ginnifer would make a cute couple.

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  3. that ends the tom hanks/ginnefer question, doesn't it?
    please, doesn't it?

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  4. "... spending long periods at home looking at his hand".

    Oh I love that line!

    David is a little too vocal with the "I'm not gay" line.

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  5. Did Star Magazine use the word "canoodling"? I hate that word almost as much as "eep", which actually isn't really a word, more of an annoying space filler which was only cute the first time someone used it. No offence to anyone. Really.

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  6. That's what I was thinking, Bunny.

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  7. Hopefully this will end any speculation that Ginnifer is having an affair with Tom Hanks.

    Unless she's being seen with Justin to make people think she isn't sleeping with a married man.

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  8. Anonymous3:29 PM

    I missed the whole Ginnifer/Tom thing!

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  10. I really don't WANT to believe the Gennifer/Tom thing, but she IS awfully cute, and I can kinda see Rita content to be just some Pinot-chugging Hollywood Powerwife who turns a blind eye. Remember how SHE met Tom? You know what they say...

    Tom is an Executive Producer on Big Love, which I think might give this rumor validity. Good God, I love that show so fucking much! Margene is my favorite wife of the three! Gennifer needs an Emmy, stat.

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  11. Amen Ernestine! I LOVE BL and Bill and Margene are my fav as well.

    Justin and Ginnifer were together in He's Just not...etc. and had great chemistry.

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  12. Once lived a dream
    Of life lived and true
    But evil seeks the lone road
    Nor matter the right
    Of a heart kept but true
    Darkness shall ever imbue

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